Itchysock

I will be barman, armed only with a magnum, itching my cock and serving drinks, ready to blow any intruder away, or anyone that speaks out of turn!

After 4 days in green house off waterhole in electro I starved to death...even the dozens of corpses around me could not keep me going... That brings me to my new spawn. I am calling out to anyone involved in the chase of 'Back Pack Man' to voice up and reveal yourself. It started with Mooky and Northern Irish Guy (both new spawns) chasing a guy with a green back pack. Soon to be joined by a German new spawn and then a Swedish one. I was on route back to electo, I arrived to see 6 new spawns chasing what the German Guy was calling 'Back Pack Man' over comms. When I joined the chase it was like the training scene in rocky, ever new spawn joined the chase of backpack man like the many that joined rocky jogging through Philadelphia. Two English guys joined, now there was 9 of us chasing back pack man, caught up in the frenzy and chance to see what was in that back pack. It must have been hilarious to watch for any snipers or armed guys in any surrounding rooms. (there was about 35 in the server) This went on for 38 minutes solid....I was constantly calling over comms for back pack man to stop, he was having none of it and darting in an out of streets and gardens, between buildings of city centre electro, us all trying to land a punch or two, in reality he was that evasive we punched each other more than Back Pack man. Eventually on the 40th minute mooky and Northern Irish guy cornered him out side front of electro hospital, Back Pack man got out his spanner and tried to have a go, it was in vain as down he went. I arrived at that very moment to see him get back up, excitement got the best of me and looking to land the fatal blow I knocked mooky out instead. Then Northern Irish Guy and I finished the job. Back Pack Man was no more. RIP Back Pack Man - you were worth the chase even though you had fuck all in your back pack, and to make you feel better seconds after our celebration me, mooky and Northern Irish Guy got mowed down my 2 bell end M4 guys, it was worth it though, as were as happy as Gollum was when he eventually got the ring back, his life went on longer than ours did in the short time he had it! Respect and if you are out there let us know it was you, and any of the chasers, and there were 9 of us at one point! Peace Itchy.

It must have been to much caffeine....I barely remember being in there...I eventually broke my leg and had to end it. I started getting flashbacks tonight when me, mooky and new bod (Northern Irish Guy) were held up in Ok Coral street, manning second and top floors of a house there. I swear to god I have never seen so many bodies of fully armed men lying about. It was like every man and his dog trying to get us out, all being slayed. We eventually ran out ammo and had to charge, axes held high......slaughter house it is now known, we eventually fell. To end the night we all met up back in electro and started chasing a guy with green back pack. One German guy joined us, then a Swedish guy. German guy christened the him 'back pack man' at one point there were 8 spawners chasing back pack man thought city centre electo. 35 mins later me, mooky and northern Irish guy still in constant chase, eventually he was downed, and his back pack secured, just as the laughs and celebration started we were sprayed by 2 M4 guys. Typically they were skill less as we were 3 unarmed spawners, just standing chatting...ending what seemed to been weekend of chaos, slaughter and laughs..

I hope you are on the Russian Ukrainian side?! If you are as suicidal in game as you are wanting to join EU then your death will be justified.. I mean Portugal, Greece, Republic Ireland are doing really well for joining EU. I am still held up in green room next to waterhole in electro, 5 rounds of mosin left, then the axe, I will go down in glory with vodka fighting off the Ukrainian Tap Enders trying to split my great city of electro. Peace

Northern Irish Guy - firstly I apologies as it was me that ended your life by the church I think it was....I was just retuning from a major fire fight with Ukrainian electro supporters over by the tech building by the port. During the process of their annihilation I heard mooky on comms to you and you seemed like a genuine player and were thus enlightened by mooky's fame and expertise. Mooky then lost connection and when he got back in he met me at baldys by orange house near docks. I then said where did northern Irish guy go and Mooky said he lost you. I genuinely wanted to meet you and take you under both wings. We pressed to electro city centre to see two guys running and a dead body, mooky said he though it was northern irish guy dead body (we grieved for .00000001 of a second). I checked body and mooky went a head to church street, I caught up with mooky at church and he was talking to a player. I was on a total benny rampage fuelled by a Ukrainian splinter group trying to separate the city of electro. I am not and will not let this happen. I saw you, and as mooky was asking if you were northern irish guy I just lost it and opened up as you had a Ukrainian look about you (from a distance) I sincerely apologies my celtic brother and we will teach you to answer faster as this may have saved your life. If we meet up again I will gladly give you my weapon of the day(even if it just leaves me with an axe) so we can all banish the Ukrainian Tap Enders from trying to divide our beloved town. Peace Itchy

Fans and fuckwits - still in hospital about to get dinner, will give you a baw sack update asap! Peace

EH – I can just about understand what you are saying and give you the benefit of the doubt as its evident English is not your first language! Coming from an expert I have no problem with PvP as I always win the encounter. As for your comment ´skill-less game´ it requires utter and complete skill to play this – most gamers don’t have it, that’s why you are frustrated and should go back to the skill-less COD.

God I am amazing - he replied ´I know´.

104 now... You see threads are about conversations, how can you have a conversation if you dont reply!!!! Go back to school youngling, you have much more to learn on ever the very basics of life and gaming. As obi-wan,I will guide you. Peace broher

Are you just a stuttering fool trying to say ZZ Top? You are obviously a follower and look for inspiration in this thread, yet fail to admit it has guided you forward. You will be fully enlightnened yet

You can never come close however your very aspirations will lead you to the hill, like bigwig did his fellow rabbits in watership down. My advice would be to preach to the church of electro and be humble in its very presence, you will then be enlightened. You must deflect the trolls from this purity and send them back to the ship wreck of their life that resembles the far west of Chernarus. Peace be with you and our guidance is a beacon in your pursuit of excellence.

Our experteeism comes as naturally as a person walks (not taking into consideration the handicap, who we bless daily) so we are not cocky about something that comes almost as a given. I am however practising taking a shot from 1000 meters, eating a half Hawaiian, half salami pizza, smothered in nandos hot peri peri sauce, with my baw sack as curser and my controllably large twitching cock as the trigger for my mosim I call, Jean. I think given the circumstances it is possible. PS . its Mr Drago and your avatar must be a computer virus? Peace be with you brother

Brother they ate it like a starving African would eat rice from the hand that cared to give them hope. And in that hope comes the gaming compass that will guide the many to follow the two, who have walked on the surface of the gaming worlds sun. A seed has been planted here, and from that seed a tree has already grown, with followers and brothers branching out, creating their own destiny in the sunlight we provide. Peace be with you brother.

Brother you are learning by offering council - fair effort but go deeper!

As mooky will tell you, the forum is about sharing a story and encounter that ended in the most complete form of success by utilizing a set of skills even Chuck Norris would envy. Trolls are the ones that go off topic and try to de-rail an interesting, relevant funny thread written by experts, followed by many many fans, some old some new, trolls converted to followers, sense of humourless developing one etc, we welcome you all and send you back out as brothers. Maybe reword your statement to ´best thread ever´and dont encourage trolls. You are forgiven brother.