An Issue with the New Spawns AKA "The Kamyshovo Massacre"

[Propulsion_Joe 97]

And out of those 447 kills, like 440 were fresh spawns?

 

I wish.  The more fresh spawns we kill, the more seasoned vets lives we save.

Edited January 9, 2014 by Propulsion_Joe

[broguenz 333]

I had orders from the lord himself; that if your team got out of control (and word is you've all just gone freakin mad) then I was to put a permanent end to your assignment.

 

So I shall ..when I find which parallel universe you reside in. 

 

Server hop for humanity!

[Propulsion_Joe 97]

We were only able to put in a tiny amount of time today. I think 5 or 6 exterminations in about 40 minutes. No casualties. The lord's work will continue.

[bishopomega 30]

A few people who enjoy PKing...check.

Using existing game mechanics to easily perpetuate their douchebaggery...check.

Using a terribly weak RP argument for their actions...check.

 

Sounds like they didn't get enough TLC as children. My diagnosis is they are looking for folks with even smaller genitalia and brains than themselves. By their continued experimentation...they have not found them yet.

[zeroy 240]

I have a question for all the people that are annoyed, upset, and/or bothered by what we do.  If you are all so righteous, why don't you spend the rest of your alpha experience running along the shores trying to prevent this?  

 

Was going to say something along these lines. I really like the creativity of the concept you guys have created - idea now springs to mind to create a group to track you guys down and prevent you doing captures / experiments / exterminations ..... :)

[zeroy 240]

A few people who enjoy PKing...check.

Using existing game mechanics to easily perpetuate their douchebaggery...check.

Using a terribly weak RP argument for their actions...check.

 

Sounds like they didn't get enough TLC as children. My diagnosis is they are looking for folks with even smaller genitalia and brains than themselves. By their continued experimentation...they have not found them yet.

 

I think you are missing the entire point of what DayZ is. Without this type of very creative ways to play the game one would be confine to bandit/loot or both. It is all those various factions/communities interacting in game which creates the DayZ experience, we are only provided with a canvas then make the masterpiece ourselves!

 

Not to mention that all those various experiment feeds Devs with exploit/glitch/info to make the game better!

[ninjaontour 123]

Sad.

[flexy 10]

My deaths so far:

1x Falling from a roof

1x death due to the battleeye update

1x murdered from a mile away while scavenging unarmed in elektro

 

I hope we can soon start building structures of some sort, so people have reasons to help each other.

Right now, everyone in DayZ is like the Governour from TWD.

[Propulsion_Joe 97]

A few people who enjoy PKing...check.

Using existing game mechanics to easily perpetuate their douchebaggery...check.

Using a terribly weak RP argument for their actions...check.

 

Sounds like they didn't get enough TLC as children. My diagnosis is they are looking for folks with even smaller genitalia and brains than themselves. By their continued experimentation...they have not found them yet.

Thank you for your psychoanalysis and contribution to the thread. Make sure you cite us in your references in your thesis!!

[piru 13]

This thread is epic. Wish I'd bump into something this intresting on the beach instead of people just "fisting" eachother.

 

I can see this was a problem if this was happening on every server on every spawn all the time, but geesh... DayZ seems to be turning into DayC(ry).

 

If even half of those 55 killed would've sprinted and zigzaged, some of them would've escaped and the "medical team" would've been on their way to balota to resupply a long time ago.

[Matej (DayZ) 71]

You dont need to go for a resupply runs when you are at Kamyshovo, supplies will come to you :)

[Propulsion_Joe 97]

The pace was a little slow yesterday, not as much foot traffic encountered.  The medical division knows that it was an aberration and will return to our normal figures of 50+ a day.

[dannynickelov 126]

Made a trip from Cherno to Berenzino, only encountered 1 dead body in a 30/40 server...

[autoloon 285]

As a premier MLG medical doctor of Chernarus, I would be very grateful for an opportunity to contribute to your important research. 

 

To be clear, what I offer is my full cooperation. I can meet you at a location of your specification. I will come alone and unarmed and will surrender unconditionally. My life is in your hands. 

 

All I ask in return for my generous donation is an opportunity to observe your methods. As fellow medical experts, I am sure you could consider doing this as a professional courtesy.