callsignBravo (DayZ) 323 Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) hello everyone, I would like to start a humorous topic about the "rules of dayz"Ex. #1 welcome to dayz trust no one!it is a list that is implied and has humor. anyone have any ideas?Please number them as well Edited November 1, 2013 by callsignBravo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
callsignBravo (DayZ) 323 Posted November 1, 2013 #1 Trust no one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted November 1, 2013 #2 You can trust Applejaxc. ;) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted November 1, 2013 3. Hanky Panky.HEHUHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEUEHUEHUEH. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JPWiser 251 Posted November 1, 2013 #4 (This one isnt existant anymore but used to be our #1 rule) PLEASE STAND CLEAR OF THE DOORS! or you will break your leg, and possibly die. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
callsignBravo (DayZ) 323 Posted November 1, 2013 #5 welcome to chenarus, meatpie gives no fucks 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King of kong 1117 Posted November 1, 2013 #6 Give no fuckZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted November 1, 2013 7. there is always someone in Cherno/Elektro/Stary/NW field..so stop fucking asking over side. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conkykillz 791 Posted November 1, 2013 8. Always ensure your torch batteries are charged Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leviski 2152 Posted November 1, 2013 9# Never let Steak and Potatoes Drive/fly anything. Nor let him throw a flare near you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gesundheitk 420 Posted November 1, 2013 #10 Don't play 80's music with the radio while Dean is on the server. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) Why was this in the off-topic section? Edited November 1, 2013 by Inception. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
terrvik 2409 Posted November 1, 2013 Let's see how old school you are: :)#12 Don't climb a ladder while carrying a pistol 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aporis 422 Posted November 1, 2013 #13 Give a bandit blood transfusion you're gonna have bad time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JPWiser 251 Posted November 1, 2013 Why was this in the off-topic section? Seriously serious fun police in action. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOD™ 2795 Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) #14 Bear rugs is a musty Edited November 1, 2013 by GOD™ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
broguenz 333 Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) 14? Sometimes you amaze your self with both your survival skills and your level of stupidity. Often both instances happening within seconds of each other.If you think doing something will end badly, it probably will, but live a little and do it anyway. DisclaimerI don't want no blood on ma hands so this rule only applies to DayZ k You cannot respawn fo real Edited November 1, 2013 by RogueNZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManOpeace 3 Posted November 1, 2013 #15 Everyone is friendly, prepare to receive friendly fire!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mzltv 2281 Posted November 1, 2013 #16 - Doors kill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IrishHugo 75 Posted November 1, 2013 17. Always, ALWAYS Kill On Sight...wait, did I get that right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRedScare 353 Posted November 1, 2013 #18 Bikes are as loud as a Jumbo-Jet to zombies but silent to players. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeHarveyEnfield 311 Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) regulation No. 20 if that pivotal moment ever comes to pass where you notice you are spending more time on the forums than actually playing the product these forums was designed to support then it's time to switch off your pc and reassess your life, contemplate the value of time and meditate on where your life went so horribly wrong. Edited November 1, 2013 by LeeHarveyEnfield 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
h3l1x 327 Posted November 1, 2013 21) Rocks can will kill you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) 22 - carebears exist for our enjoy :thumbsup: :ph34r: Edited November 1, 2013 by KoS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
