Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted October 19, 2013 (edited) Well! Hallo everyone! Bit awkward isn't it with the title?.Other than the Nazi/ Dinosaur...Schnitzel...LSD...and uh, other stuff.I think I'm a bit mad.Today I was in Balota, I just had a Ural of 2 prisoners for execution reported to have entered my camp, excited for the new batch, I decided It would be nice to check for weapons in the barracks on the airfield on the way up. I had one of my trusted team members with me, lets call him Derek, I waited in the car for him as he looked through the doors, but this sense in me made me get out the car. And go and stand in the doorway of the room he was searching. "You doing good Derek?" He replied "Yeah mate, doing great, why you asking?", I then proceded to ask him "How's your boy and wife doing?", he then hesitated to speak for a moment, "Wolf, I don't have a fuck what your talking about". I began getting adrenaline in me, my eyes widened. "Hey, Derek? You know what we do to the prisoners?" He inquisitively said "We kill them yeah? What's new?", I then said without any thinking, "Ever killed family Derek? What does their blood feel like?", "Fuck off Wolf, not your sick jokes again", I then said "Is cannabilism a sickness? I'm not sick? What joke?", he had finished searching now, but I wouldn't let him out. "LET ME THE FUCK OUT WOLF!", "Hey Derek? You can't eat your wife and kid just by yourself can you? You'll need some help!", He had began to become scared "For fuck sake wolf, is this about the prisoner thing? Your sick, ths two guys aren't my wife and kid". "You don't deserve that meat Derek, I've worked all for it, now your cussing at me, how rude!". He began to cuss at me more, I bought out my hatchet, still suprised he hadn't killed me yet, I cut him over and over, until it said he was dead. I don't know what happened after, but only the memory of this and me executing the two prisoners has stayed with me.Help me forum psychologists! I've done this over, with new spawns or other bandits...I think I'm going mad. Edited October 19, 2013 by Wolfensteinsaurus 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NagsterTheGangster 388 Posted October 19, 2013 ....and a batman symbol. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King of kong 1117 Posted October 19, 2013 God damn. I need to work with this bad ass. he sounds just like me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted October 19, 2013 Wha- Batman?!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tommy290 941 Posted October 19, 2013 People need to take prisoners more. And practice cannibalism. But mostly take prisoners. Wait, we're talking about DayZ right??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted October 19, 2013 People need to take prisoners more. And practice cannibalism. But mostly take prisoners. Wait, we're talking about DayZ right???Agreed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conkykillz 791 Posted October 20, 2013 Who won the second semi final in 74 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted October 20, 2013 Your use of a fullstop after a question mark is insane. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted October 20, 2013 (edited) Your use of a fullstop after a question mark is insane.Don't give me cheek Ceppy... Edited October 20, 2013 by Wolfensteinsaurus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted October 20, 2013 Don't give me check Ceppy... Check? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16186 Posted October 20, 2013 Yeah, you gotta turn the other check... L Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rekli 995 Posted October 20, 2013 (edited) Your use of a fullstop after a question mark is insane.oh Hi, ceppy' we're are be the greatest friends, ever right.?I'mean Just look at how perfect.we Are together. nothing shall cross our friendship ever, Edited October 20, 2013 by RekliSnipez 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted October 20, 2013 WHAT'S GOING ON! MY HEAD! WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY HEAD?!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted October 20, 2013 To be honest, I feel that a lot of this stuff you say is forced and not real and I am getting somewhat bored of it.To be honest, of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted October 20, 2013 To be honest, I feel that a lot of this stuff you say is forced and not real and I am getting somewhat bored of it.To be honest, of course.So you think what I'm saying isn't true?...Ceppy?. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted October 20, 2013 So you think what I'm saying isn't true?...Ceppy?. Perhaps. I can't tell if I'm getting tired of the regular posters' comments in general and the constant derailment of topics with stupid chatter, or something else.Stop with the period after question mark! Gosh Wolf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted October 20, 2013 (edited) Perhaps. I can't tell if I'm getting tired of the regular posters' comments in general and the constant derailment of topics with stupid chatter, or something else.Stop with the period after question mark! Gosh Wolf.Okay...okay...no more wrongly placed question marks. Edited October 20, 2013 by Wolfensteinsaurus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krihelion 175 Posted October 20, 2013 considering you are a neo nazi yeah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death_Dealer 3155 Posted October 20, 2013 Well! Hallo everyone! Bit awkward isn't it with the title?.Other than the Nazi/ Dinosaur...Schnitzel...LSD...and uh, other stuff. stopped reading here obsession with .. Nazis - if you do in fact have a REAL obsession with nazis then please seek some helpDinosaurs - are you 5?Schnitzel - overused, not funnyLSD - something you've never doneother stuff - I do not wish to know Sorry for shitting on the parade :D 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perigrin 105 Posted October 20, 2013 lets see. how long had it been since you had last eaten. how long since you had last slept. because, as i get more tired and hungry, i get more irrational. so, if it was 4 in the morning and you hadnt ate since last breakfast, no, you are not mad. if it was noon and you had just ate lunch, i hope you where doing what i do in dayz and messing with him and giving him a good scare. otherwise, yes, you are slightly mad bannana?. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SalamanderAnder (DayZ) 1747 Posted October 20, 2013 considering you are a neo nazi yeah Make another thread so I can Inb4 graveyard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuubio 61 Posted October 20, 2013 You think you're insane? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tumoa 359 Posted October 20, 2013 we are all insane some one way or another. there is no way avoiding it embrace you insanity and play with it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 20, 2013 dayz general discussion in off-topic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
