Hetstaine 10852 Posted August 27, 2013 Who the fuck is keeping those railway tracks clear of grass ?? Who is the weirdo who left all of the flares and chemlights everywhere ?? Who drank all of the Jacks ?? Who stole all of the snakes ?? 22 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted August 27, 2013 (edited) Oh no u di'nt! Where's Curgon when I need him, he wouldn't put up with this... Edited August 27, 2013 by Fraggle 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jubeidok 495 Posted August 27, 2013 Where did the second sun come from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted August 27, 2013 Where did the second sun come from?You mean the moon? 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Statik (DayZ) 2695 Posted August 27, 2013 Who fills up the fuel stations every night? 12 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted August 27, 2013 Who glued all the pumpkins to the floor? 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted August 27, 2013 where all this watch is coming from? and where that goat is going? :huh: 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Statik (DayZ) 2695 Posted August 27, 2013 Who re-builds my tent after I drive over it? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
burritoman259 593 Posted August 27, 2013 Who put that road sign out in the middle of the field north of novy? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imafighter 236 Posted August 28, 2013 My question is... what is with that group of bushes that spell out something near Stary Sobor? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iegle 117 Posted August 28, 2013 What's with that scarecrow? Silly scarecrow, you belong in a farmer's field, not on the side of a hill. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creep- 569 Posted August 28, 2013 WHY IS THERE SO MANY GOD DAMN WASHING MACHINES EVERYWHERE??!?!?!? 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16187 Posted August 28, 2013 Hello there Firstly your title is wrong. Those questions are no longer unasked. Change it. Or I'll visit you in the small hours and stick a bat up your night dress You have been warned. L PS. Fun Fact: I used that threat on another forum and it altered an upcoming map for a certain game. Dont take it lightly. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IkaikaKekai 1957 Posted August 28, 2013 The gravel keeps the grass from growing on the tracks, that and a lot of Soviet Grade weed killer (possibly the root cause of the outbreak). Why is there no 9.2 mm Podbyrin in game? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Devon206 (DayZ) 77 Posted August 28, 2013 What kind of Dumbass Pilot drives those Heli's into the ground with convieniently placed military guns? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted August 28, 2013 (edited) Why can't I open a door without breaking my legs? Who added invisible rungs to the tops of ladders? Edited August 28, 2013 by Applejaxc 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16187 Posted August 28, 2013 Why cant I get a girlfriend? oh, thats not a game issue.... or is it? 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted August 28, 2013 Where are the fire trucks? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted August 28, 2013 Where are the fire trucks? The bottom of the ocean or one of Chernarus' lakes, probably. I'm not very good at driving. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toxicsludge 406 Posted August 28, 2013 Why don't the fire stations have a single fire hydrant in them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted August 28, 2013 Who replaces the glass in the hospitals? 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King of kong 1117 Posted August 28, 2013 (edited) -Where the fuck is all the Vodka?-Why do the trees and doors want to kill you?-Why the fuck do priest zombies chase you into the pub? It's a place of sin for fuck's sake!-Why is there piles of trash all over the NWA?-Why does water go up-wards on the beach?-Why is the sky blue?-Where are all the women? Edited August 28, 2013 by King of kong 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted August 28, 2013 Why cant i move a table? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SgtDouglas 87 Posted August 28, 2013 If a zombie dies, does it really die? Mysteries all around us Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
