DAYZ Store 33 Posted August 19, 2013 We're loving the hoarder tee! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boneboys 7988 Posted August 19, 2013 We're loving the hoarder tee!Yes, good is it not ?I merged it into the TShirt Topic in the hope that it would be recognised. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted August 19, 2013 make front tshirt like happy tourism signpost is say 'Welcome to Kamenka' :thumbsup: B) with party girls with bikini and drink champagne :thumbsup: on back of this tshirt put one tourism signpost 'thankyou for visit kamenka, please come back soon' with one dead suicide survivor lay in front ;) 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted August 19, 2013 We're loving the hoarder tee!:D Appreciate it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DAYZ Store 33 Posted August 20, 2013 Thanks everyone so far. We're going to end the competition in the next few days, and will put up a voting widget for you all where you can pick your top joke. Once we've announced the winner, we'll then choose the top 5 jokes and print them onto t-shirts for all DayZ fans to buy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mzltv 2281 Posted August 20, 2013 DayZ, DayZ, all my focus is on you.I'm so crazy my ballbag is turning blue.I can't afford Combined Ops; WarZ will have to do.But you'll be sweet, once SA's released - I won't even leave for a poo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
malau 11 Posted August 20, 2013 What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and an Apple Mac?Neither have the ability to run, stand alone.So the difference is a comma and a space. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeppeake 18 Posted August 20, 2013 "Zombie outbreak? There goes the dishwasher." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROBSTEP 0 Posted August 20, 2013 +Intelligent zombies cornering a bambi with cars +Zombies backstabbing a camper on sniper hill +Tazer war at the coast+Happy bambi finds camp in the middle of nowhere +Shoot On Sight Crew-hoodie+ 5 gyro-copters flying in V-formation with text underneath - "It's going down" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chims 2 Posted August 20, 2013 A survivor-manned quad flying above a bridge with the caption: "There is no need to be upset." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supernintendo 1 Posted August 20, 2013 (edited) (Front has picture of a bandit) If it moves, shoot it. (Back has picture of a hero) If it moves, run. Edited August 20, 2013 by supernintendo 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SJKSJK 225 Posted August 20, 2013 "Don't let the door kill you on the way out". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thecube 0 Posted August 20, 2013 (edited) "I totally just wrecked that new spawn!!" Edited August 20, 2013 by TheCube Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaywest02 0 Posted August 20, 2013 1 If it bleeds we can kill it. (About hackers)2 Waiting for character to create...3 There goes my loot...4 Zombies on holiday (swimming zombies)5 There are two kinds of bushes.6 Zig-Zag my legs just broke (about glitchy zombies)7 Don't trip over that tree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darknight558 41 Posted August 21, 2013 DayZ Alpher (insert pic of rocket's disembodied head photoshopped onto the Dayz logo) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImJustADemo 1 Posted August 21, 2013 Beach Front property they said.... It'll be fun they said..... DayZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted August 21, 2013 I woke on the beach, by the rocks.Saw infection, as widespread as pox.Saw Hetstaine and Steak.Mutually masturbate.Whilst eating from a bag of cocks. edit: for the record, I'm sure Hetstaine and Steak is more bromance than sexual. You owe me a box of tissues..that was beautiful. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valdark 142 Posted August 21, 2013 Front just the DayZ logo above heart. On the back a postcard "Wish you were here" written in cursive with a picture of Kamenka's suicide bridge and a pile of dead survivors at the bottom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leejjon 0 Posted August 21, 2013 (edited) Chuck Norris can walk through a door without breaking a leg in Day Z. I also remember a good one where somebody made a picture of a sniper zooming in on a player followed by zombies with the following text below it: Player1: Hey, can you get that zombie off me?Player2: Sure.Player1 was killed. Day Z, No guts greed, No glory. Edited August 21, 2013 by Leejjon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
novakpwnu 0 Posted August 21, 2013 "lee enfield? He sounds nice" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xkenq 0 Posted August 21, 2013 "We are seriously working on Standalone" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmashT 10907 Posted August 21, 2013 Dinners Ready (picture of guy firing a lee enfield in the middle of town) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MOS182 63 Posted August 21, 2013 DayZ: Eat Flesh! Similar to this t-shirt made by one of the in game clothing companies on MMA Tycoon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timboski 618 Posted August 21, 2013 (edited) "In Chernarus, first you get the beans, then you get the guns, THEN you get the...*bang*" Tony Montana Was killed Edited August 21, 2013 by Timboski Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xkenq 0 Posted August 21, 2013 Kenq:"Who the f*ck shot me?!? You almost killed me. Now you are going to die motherf&%@er!!" "Player Kenq was killed" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
