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why some guys make pressure on rocket? :huh:

 

let this guys make the game, never make rush for beautiful things, is way for make some mistake for sure.  :)

 

SA arrive when rocket make ready :thumbsup:

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hah

 

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hahahah

We will never get the game :p

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Well, good to hear. Anyways, fuck those reddit whores! Stop taking our precious Rocket! We love him even more than you do, and he deserves better. Come back, come back to the people who love you. We need your insight, your wisdom, your nonsensical jibber jabber, and your woefully poor sense of humor. Please Rocket, do it for us. Your real fans! Why do you reply to them, and not US? Huh? They never gave you the love like we did! 

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Hello there

 

I vote for the hamster and toaster replacement.

 

Also Matt an Englishman? He's a mere whippersnapper! When he wears a cravat and smokes a pipe, *that's* when he's an Englishman.

 

R knows what he's doing, leave him to it.

 

Rgds

 

LoK

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So ... DayZ SA will go alpha when an English toaster/hamster hybrid called Matt reaches sentience and usurps Rocket.  Fair enough.

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So, wait...Matt has been a Hamster/Toaster hybrid Englishman this WHOLE time? I knew something was hiding under that childish guise.

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reddit whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

 

well well see this next month whats happening for sure. there was said to be a playable alpha at gamescon on 21st of august. lets see how that goes. so love this game but every week of no news just a little more love goes from my belly for dayz.

 

i have a gut feeling it wont be until october for halloween tie in now but i just hope it isnt that long as gaming is pretty shite at moment with console dogshit filling up every gaming pidgeon hole.

 

waits for more reddit news :( hate reddit its like a place for uncool people to post news where nobody who is cool goes to read then people link back to popular places to get the news across :o .

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I heard Rocket is just a front man for the Reptilians...

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I tell you what....shoot all those reddit idiots...

You should get fired as a grammar nazi. 

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I think I suffered from some intelligence loss from reading some of thous reddit posts...no wonder I've never tried it before.

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I think I suffered from some intelligence loss from reading some of thous reddit posts...no wonder I've never tried it before.

 

Try perusing the "Where the fuck is the standalone?/Fuck Rocket!" thread(s) on this very forum for further degradation.

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Try perusing the "Where the fuck is the standalone?/Fuck Rocket!" thread(s) on this very forum for further degradation.

Thous are the Dark Places Simba...we do not go there.

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What are you implying? Fired as in shot? Or fired as in job wise...

"Fire as in shot?" - Is not a sentence.

"Or fired as in job wise..." - Is not a sentence

 

'What are you implying? Do you think I should be fired as in shot or as in job wise?' 

I'm not a grammar nazi in any way, nor do I always use correct grammar. At least I don't announce that I am something and then fail in being so.

 

-(On topic) There are plenty of other mods to keep people like me interested in the game. There are a couple of DayZ Mod maps that haven't even been released yet. Plenty of new content and experiences is keeping me interested. 

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Give it a rest reddit, how people can hang out there is beyond me.

Respect to rocket for holding his own, rocket takes over from Chuck Norris!

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Today i learned that Matt is full of toast.

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I love all the people who say they lost interest in dayz SA because they taking so long lol. I don't want those morons playing anyways they are the ones in-game that try to make friends with bandits then cry over side chat after they got killed.

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If reddit could be transferred into audio it would make as much sense as the video below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmA2ClUvUY

Redditers in deep discussion about the release of the SA.

 

Thanks Hetstaine for making me venture back there, I feel a migraine coming on.

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 Anytime Macca ;) 

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I seriously believe that all of the DayZ staff and anyone that has ANYTHING to do with the SA, need to STOP USING DATES... PERIOD!

 

This constant mess of talking about dates and time frames, are putting the entire community on edge. Not to mention royally pissing off some people. Sure, dates are good, in moderation. But what needs to be realized is that some people don't have the brain power required to interpret the English language, and realize that when a number comes out of someones mouth, that it isn't necessarily a release date. However on the flip side, the dev team has undoubtedly, in the past, made huge mistakes by giving a specific time frame. We all know it is true, but hey, at least they're still working hard. Right?

 

Times and numbers need to be thrown out of the window IMMEDIATELY, weekly updates should be given on the forums (doesn't have to be a video, make it a list of features or something), and when the team is 100% confident with the state of the game as an ALPHA, then a ONE WEEK release notice should be given +free beans for OfficerRaymond. Honestly, that is all anybody from the community should want/need. This post will probably come under fire from multiple angles, even though I don't see anything unreasonable about it, lol.

 

This game is going to be in ALPHA, an Alpha doesn't need to be perfected, glitches will happen. The big ones need to be sorted of course, but honestly... I wouldn't mind finding a bug or two, why? It's part of gaming, gamers find bugs for devs to fix, we aren't just mindless drones.

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 I heard July.

 

 

 The 31st.

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