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k so i was playing dayz and i was in the supermarket loioting toilet paper and then i had to take a shit IRL

and thats when it struck me

what if u could use toilet paper to make bandage

and balance it out there should be a chance of it being used toilet paper

in which you get infectedv when using i and think 2 ursewlf

holy damn i just dressed my wound with used toilet paper, what am i, some kind of fucking wierdo

so u get infect and a lot of shock and pass out

thankds

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You don't dress wounds with toilet paper. The would will dry and fuse with the paper to your cut. I wrapped some gauze around a cut that probably should have been stitched or at least dressed by someone A WHOLE LOT more competent than myself. The next day It was like a fricking cast. One of the most paintful things I had to do was take it off. I was literally re-opening the would and taking off pieces of skin.

so NO to your idea sir. GOOD DAY !!!

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Toilet paper works okay for when I nick my finger, but I haven't been infected yet because I don't wipe my ass and then use it to bandage my wounds.

I haven't checked to see how toilet paper works on deep hatchet cuts or rifle wounds yet.

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Just rub some dirt in it. Who needs a bandage?

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Gurl, yo dunneven kno wat'chu talkin' about.

Toilet paper is way too fluffy and frail to be used as a bandage. You can't wrap it tightly around the wound, it gets soaked and breaks, which leads to the paper getting into your wound which is likely to cause irritation and even an infection. (Even if it was clean paper. It's not clean anymore with dried blood, dead skin and dirt on it.)

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it's a game, and you could craft a bandage with toilet paper + duck tape.

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Tolet papre would just break and enter the wound. It wouldn't do anything.

Edited by CreepySalad

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Yep.. You would have to wrap the entire roll if you want it to stop the bleeding.. And I don't think that would work out.

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I just think toilet paper is only good for teepeeing buildings and roll it on the ground to distract people if possible :P

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Even if there was shitting, toilet paper would be absolutely useless. Why risk going into town for a roll when you can just use the leaves?

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