Dumb ways that you have died?

[fwisky 105]

What is the dumbest way you've died in DayZ?

Mine is trying to vault over the chernogorsk apartments but then realized it was disabled on the server so i fell to my death. D:

Edited February 19, 2013 by Fwisky

[SP45M 240]

Killed by a tree, killed by a tent, eaten by a rock.

[DayzForumer 284]

Trying to be friends with an Zombie.

[pr3llox 63]

doors.........Doors.........DOOOORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stevie b 7]

Fucking tractor getting stuck on a barn door and exploding when tried to reverse

[Dreams_Of_Cheese (DayZ) 71]

Accidently throwing a grenade indoors while trying to kill a zombie.

[Perigrin 105]

hitting DROP DOWN LADDER on one of those silos in cherno

[BAHADIR 124]

Tin can... You know the rest...

[Testwd3r235 2810]

I play as a hero and I helped a bambi get gear, he found a tin can and for a joke threw it at my head. I hit 88mph and died.

[-Gews- 7443]

Rocks.

Yesterday I saw someone else die in the stupidest manner ever. New spawn was running along the beach near Kamenka trailing about a dozen zeds and decided to climb up a water tower.

Bwahahahaha, I heard his character's legs break with much shrieking as I ran under...

[thehero 119]

I got a biplane stuck on a tree and was using a tractor to try and ram it back and dislodge it the tractor exploded and threw me out killing me that's what I get for trying to pick people up at balota!

[BigglesPiP 6]

Very dark out, sat in the last hanger in the south airfield I find a DMR, my first one. I can hear a zombie crawling outside for what seems like 5 minutes as I acclimatise myself to the DMR, then switch back to my Remington w/ flash-light as I have no NVGs. Low and behold it was a player crawling and he slides right in front of me into the hanger, having held up people all day I confidently flip on the light and then tell him not to turn round, but he already has, and now it's Enfield vs. Remington. Lesson: Don't surprise people with the light, probably made a good target too. I've still only been killed at airfields.

Edited February 19, 2013 by BigglesPiP

[HERBERT-THETREE 44]

Didnt look both ways before crossing the road. I went to run across the road in some tiny village up north then out of no were i see headlights and im dead.

[captainwaffles 41]

Driving with my friends in a van... the small bush showed no mercy....

[Target Practice (DayZ) 1335]

Had a terrible spawn way out in the middle of nowhere, compounded by the fact I had a complete brainfart and ended up running the wrong way for five minutes before realising.

Anyway, as I wasn't too concerned about dying, I was simply running down the middle of the road. In the distance, I spotted a vehicle. Figuring it was worth a shot, I waited until it was about 200m away and began to salute while hailing them on Direct comms.

As far as I know, my corpse is still going up. They must have hit me at about 120mph.

[hazzathealmighty 51]

Threw a grenade too short (0.5m) and killed me and 3 friends.

[xwhitemousex 67]

I find that I rarely die anymore in the game. Most of the common problems I'm already aware of, i.e. crawling through doors, running over rocks, vaulting over tents and so on.

I guess one of the most annoying deaths I've had was when I was driving our brand new 4x4 Hilux out of the woods, across a field and did a gentle left hand turn onto a road... what happened next I have no idea... but the car exploded and I was thrown from the car and knocked unconscious on the road.

I might have touched a small branch of a tree next to the road, but I was going about 10kmh while doing the turn, trying to be careful.

Or I might have been shot by a .50 caliber or something like that, causing the car to explode.

Anyways, it was extremely moronic how it blew up for what seemed like no reason :P

[Jeff the killer 32]

Walking along new spawn and find a nice little SD m4a1. So I thought Jesus I'm lucky. Nope 1 hit KO by zombie and I suppose my pathetic whimpers attracted enough to smash my legs, hopes, and dreams.

[dutchmuffin 11]

Accidently throwing a grenade indoors while trying to kill a zombie.

My friend did this, trying to kill a player who was outside the Cherno firestation, ( we were inside ) it hit the roof and destroyed the car full of all our gear, but neither of us.

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My personal dumbest death was: I had taken an AS50 round to the tail rotor of my Littlebird whilst flying over the NWAF, and was taking fire from everywhere, someone obviously was trying to ambush people. I knew my entire crew and I would be killed if I set down anywhere in the open, so I had to think fast. I took the Littlebird that was going 120 KPH and dropped it to 80, flew it through the front door of a hangar, and dropper it inside with no extra damage, and no ATRQ. When I got out, I ran to the top of the ATC, fell off a roof and died.

I was obviously meant to be a bird, not a people.

[Target Practice (DayZ) 1335]

Walking along new spawn and find a nice little SD m4a1. So I thought Jesus I'm lucky. Nope 1 hit KO by zombie and I suppose my pathetic whimpers attracted enough to smash my legs, hopes, and dreams.

Sounds like you walked into a zombie trap. They're sneaky like that - they put 3p1c L00t on the ground for people to find and then hide in nearby buildings and bushes waiting for a victim.

Also, you know the walking through walls trick? Actually the work of zombie wizards.

Edited February 19, 2013 by Target Practice

[GOD™ 2795]

Tin can, zombie, rock, door, fence, super zombie, Arma, tree, slippery floor (dont ask), skrewy, child gamer,splosion, bush, gravity, logic and finally....

Heatstroke.

Edited February 19, 2013 by GOD™

[Target Practice (DayZ) 1335]

I was once indirectly killed by a hog/boar.

I hadn't been playing long, and I was crawling through a fairly infested village to get to a barn. Suddenly I noticed movement to my right and saw a large boar heading right for me. At this point, I had no idea if it was dangerous or not, but as I knew boars are nasty bastards in real life and this one seemed to be heading directly at me, I didn't want to take the chance, so I got up and ran like hell, attracting a shit-ton of aggro and eventually getting caught and beaten into a fine paste.

[Pokey (DayZ) 103]

I was driving to Vybor Hill from NWAF at night. I mistook the small pond there for unloaded textures and drove straight into it. All the parts started turning red and I was rather confused, so I stepped out to get a look at what I had hit. As soon as I got out the UAZ exploded, and I realized I drove right into the pond.

[Bottlerocket 205]

Was looting the Cherno apartments in the dark when I hear screams outside.

Thought I'd go up on the roof to have a look around (in the dark??).

Pushed 'up' on the ladder, couldn't see when I'd got on the roof, kept pushing up, ran off the side, fell, *crack*, YOU ARE DEAD.

[Zionist Wabbit 154]

I've had quite a few odd ways to die. I'll list a few;

Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine that’s out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside

Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as pet

Sell both your kidneys on the internet

Eat a tube of superglue

“I wonder what’s this red button do?”

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks between the platforms

They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie

So many dumb

So many dumb ways to die

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