BigglesPiP

Leave it at least partially on land, it would make the most epic base. Especially if you can both park cars and boats inside...

Your body becoming a zombie that doesn't de-spawn would be good, high loot zombie, got to chase your gear to get it back.

Curious cows, they just sit next to the bush you're hiding in and stare at you. Cows really do this, it's annoying. Cars have battery that can be broken, but you can bump start with a red battery. Or it takes a while to start with an orange battery or engine. You'd have to risk a slow getaway vs. leaving it on using fuel.

I love Kamenka! Especially the two farms south west of Zelen.

Dive in the nearest bush!

I like to hang around elektro as a counter sniper.

M136, does more damage if you face away from the target.

Yep, that's how quads work.

I keep hearing about Balota buddies, tempted to join, but I can't find some fairly basic FAQs... Is it vanilla? What's with teamspeak, is in game chat enabled, do you have to be on teamspeak while playing? What settings do they use? I like 3rdP and I hate nameplates?

I think there's a significant bunch waiting for SA to begin playing at all, I know several that have not played the mod. I think 2 million sales will be soon very quickly.

I've picked one up and gave it a go until I lost the bolts a few times, always shot the bolts above the Zs heads.

Hide it right on top of milk mountain, I promise that nobody will ever find it up there. Ignore any other empty tents you find on the top of the hill before you set up your camp, they just move there, it's like the debug forest for tents...

Bi-polar much? You have my beans!

WASD+Mouse is a VERY LARGE advantage over a joypad for FPS style games, get used to moving this way lest you loose every fire fight ever. Edit: And turn your pointer acceleration off.

I like Kamenka for exactly the reasons the OP stated, plus there is often a Hilux at the more Western of the two farms. Don't get me started on sodding 3 valleys spawn...