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I. Found. Mountain. Dew.

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I. Found. Mountain. Dew. And, I picked it up.

I was in Electro on a medium pop server when I went into some sort of cafe. There was a mountain dew upstairs.

I figured that if I left it alone, the Curse of the Mountain Dew would be worse than if I picked it up. Now, I'm on a mission.... to reverse the Curse... and there's only one way to do that...

Go to Green Mountain!

I have to journey to Green Mountain and leave my can of Mountain Dew there.

But in all seriousness, I found my first legit mountain dew.And it has, so far, been good luck for me. By the way, this is the mythical "way to reverse the curse" or whatever, right?

P.S. For those of you who have no idea what the curse is, do some reading in the DayZ urban legends thread.

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That curse is full of hooey.

Blaming your death on a drink, especially when death is inevitable in this game, is just silly.

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That curse is full of hooey.

Blaming your death on a drink, especially when death is inevitable in this game, is just silly.

Dude. It's a joke. An Urban legend.

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But in all seriousness, I found my first legit mountain dew.And it has, so far, been good luck for me. By the way, this is the mythical "way to reverse the curse" or whatever, right?

No. The only answer is to drink it immediately.

But, seeing as that is no longer an option, you must make a chronicle of your quest to redeem yourself.

Which would be to spend three days and three nights in Cherno, surviving on what you can scavenge. AND

you have to make sure to broadcast your immediate location out every 10 minutes.

Good luck, and Godspeed.

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No. The only answer is to drink it immediately.

But, seeing as that is no longer an option, you must make a chronicle of your quest to redeem yourself.

Which would be to spend three days and three nights in Cherno, surviving on what you can scavenge. AND

you have to make sure to broadcast your immediate location out every 10 minutes.

Good luck, and Godspeed.

Who is authority? I demand to know!!!

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The.curse.is.now.with.yew

I. Love. This. Comment.

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Careful, I hear that stuff contains brominated vegetable oil...

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Dude. It's a joke. An Urban legend.

Yeah but I've also seen people who treat it like it's fucking religion. And it's really just annoying after a while.

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Yeah but I've also seen people who treat it like it's fucking religion. And it's really just annoying after a while.

If you want to criticise people being silly and having a bit of fun don't call your self Sex Panther in your title. :P

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Who is authority? I demand to know!!!

DO NOT QUESTION THE AUTHORITY OF THE ONES ABOVE!!!

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If you want to criticise people being silly and having a bit of fun don't call your self Sex Panther in your title. :P

You're just jealous because I'm a panther of sex, and you're just some measly king of beans.

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I have also found the can of dew...... But I had no idea that there was a way to reverse it....... I guess it makes sense.... green mountain... mountain dew.

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I have one in my backpack. I don't know if it will give me bad luck, but we'll see.

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I have one in my backpack. I don't know if it will give me bad luck, but we'll see.

Uh oh you never put it in your back pack.....GAME OVER MAN AHHHHHH!!!!

Sutinen was killed

I aint picking that shit up

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My backpacks have eaten any cans I found. Never trust a backpack.

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I've only ever found 1 can and I had a shitload of luck (well for me anyway). I died after a while, but death is inevitable.

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DO NOT QUESTION THE AUTHORITY OF THE ONES ABOVE!!!

God hasn't been proven to exist yet.

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Found Mnt Dew, 5 min later find a van, 5 min later get mowed down by the original owners.

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I found 2 cans of Dew stashed in a car hidden up by Willow Lake. They were delicious.

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