Can I suggest that I be inducted into the DayZ Team petition thread?

[Toastedzen 80]

As shown in the now Graveyarded thread Can I Suggest a stand alone beta sign up thread? I have clearly proven my adeptness with forum administration tasks by posting the required answer post in response to the a fore mentioned thread, and several posts before a current member of the DayZ Forum Team plagiarized my posting.

It should also be noted, as well as serve as a matter of reference, that I received three cans of beans which parallel current DayZ Forum Team members' amount of gifted beans.

I must have spent many, many hours trolling on this forum and that is with a job too; well, recently that has been with a job as I spent some months since the inception of this MOD trolling this forum while I was unemployed. For all intents and purposes you could say that I was on this forum full time at that point and in a volunteer capacity. This should also serve as a reference.

Also, please give me a free invitation to the Standalone Beta immediately following inclusion into the Forum Team.

(this thread is provided purely for satire and humor)

[jaymacca 52]

So....(yes I read the eyesore print), you made this thread to see if this also get's yarded?

[beastoverlord 574]

Well you had me thinking up a troll comment until the end.

[DemonGroover 8836]

We'll get back to you.

[Creep- 569]

[burritoman259 593]

If they wanted you on the forum team they would contact you, also I see as main reason you posted this was to "attempt" to get into the standalone beta.

Try again later.

Edited January 23, 2013 by burritoman259

[sausagekingofchicago 4711]

I just want a banana.

[Creep- 569]

I just want a banana.

Edited January 23, 2013 by Creep-

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

Protip: Good satire doesn't need a disclaimer at the end explaining that it is indeed satire.

Don't call us, we'll call you ;)

[TIC 1050]

Protip: Good satire doesn't need a disclaimer at the end explaining that it is indeed satire.

Don't call us, we'll call you ;)

Well put. I believe the moderation staff has been doing a wonderful job. An additional crew isn't really required, it's all about experience :)

[fathairybeast 246]

Protip: Good satire doesn't need a disclaimer at the end explaining that it is indeed satire.

Don't call us, we'll call you ;)

Oh no, good sir, I'll call you...

giggity

[sausagekingofchicago 4711]

Oh no, good sir, I'll call you...

giggity

In that case, I'll call you!

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

>conference call it is then!

[fathairybeast 246]

In that case, I'll call you!

I'd let you catch me ridin dirty any day