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First three things i will do when Standalone is released ( iname or reallife)

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Yeah i knew we had a thread like this, but i think it was about ingame only..thought would be an interesting addition :D

i will:

1. Try out the new dumping system : cant beat getting buttraped by zeds while taking a shite ( literally)

2. loot houses : cant wait to find all the new interieurs of the houses, formerly known as concrete blocks, filled with goodies

3. axemurder random person ( an alltime classic - doesnt necessarily apply to Standalone does it ? )

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Once I recieve the SA. I will

1. Install

2. Eat crisps and drink coffee whilst installing

3. Play.

In game, it's going to be all about the exploration.

Rgds

LoK

Edited by orlok
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1 Go to Cherno for some clothes.

2 Kill some people for some new clothes.

3 Printscreen my new outfit and post it on my blog.

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1. sneak around the NEW Zombies. :D

2. loot NEW walkabel houses :thumbsup:

3. Zombie test aggro range, speed and a Zombie massacre. :P

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I thing this will happen to me:

I will:

*Buy S.A

*Lost connection

*Lost connection

*Lost connection

*lost connection

*Lost connection

Until they f**kin repair all local lines in my region...

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1. Purchase.

2. Cry until its finished downloading.

3. Cry some more.

^^ joke

Probably just spend a bunch of time exploring the new features and buildings and loot system. Oh and definitely take a poo

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1. As soon as i login, probably stand around admiring all my "New" clothes on my character & inventory system.

2. Stll standing around oblivious to the horde of Infected rushing straight for me.......???..(What the F#ck).

3. 2n7fivo.jpg

Epic....

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After buying and installing,

1. Spawn, look around and admire the view (havent played the mod, considering buying it, but still holding out hope that the closed test wont take very long)

2. If I havent been killed while standing there like a dummy, try to figure out how to move.

3. Say "hello" to the first person I see ingame, probably get shot in the head. respawn and learn how to play the game :lol:

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1. After 3 hours of "Character Creating", start playing

2. Find a house

3. Find a spoon in the cupboards and drawers so I can stop eating my beans like an animal.

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1. Download and cry whilst it takes like 24 hours :P

2. Get fraps and do a complete lap of the island

3. KILL EVERYONE!!!

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1. Buy it.

2. Stare excitedly on my screen while it installs.

3. ???

4. Explore maybe?

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1. Call in sick to work for 2 days.

2. Figure out how to take off my clothes in game.

3. Run around the coast in my undies blaring Whitney Houston over my mic.

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I've said this before in that other thread but I'll do it again

1: Hope I can put on zombie skin, and if so, do it.

2: Find hatchet.

3: Fun times.

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1. Strip down to boxers in game.

2. Open a door while laying down to break a leg.

3. Whisper kick over a railing to my death.

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Jesus Christ...

As in you're so awestruck when you login for the first time and relies that this is f#cking amazing, that all you can say is "Jesus Christ"..... Lol

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1. Warn wife I will be playing a lot.

2. Play a lot.

3. Ask wife why I hear other men in the next room. (while playing)

Go to door and ask :murder: are you friendly?

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1. Take clothes off

684heg.jpg

2. Run through Cherno and sing this:

3. Get shot

rvesr6.jpg

Edited by MishkaFlow
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