First three things i will do when Standalone is released ( iname or reallife)

[DemonGroover 8836]

1. Sit down, open beer

2. Eat as many beans as humanly possible (in game and out)

3. Check dumping mo-cap for bugs

[rokenx2 1]

1. die by zombie

2. die by player

3. die by limpwristing grenade

[Hartraft 100]

1. Take a dump

2. Start up the game

3. Take a dump

[TruckingBucket 10]

1. Take clothes off

2. Run through Cherno and sing this:

3. Get shot

If

If you record that you will be my hero

[TruckingBucket 10]

1. Strip down

2.Be a idiot and scream demonic voices on the mic and spam music

3.Get shot

[TruckingBucket 10]

I have a great idea

1. Dress gay(Pink sleeveless shirt and jeans)

2. Run into elektro with friends

3.Mic spam

[timboski 618]

1. Wake up

2. Have a wank (possibly to Zombie porn to get me in the mood).

3. Play DayZ

[HappyMushroom 68]

1. Become Hero

2. Become THE Hero

3. Hell yeah, plaid.

[BioHazard050 49]

Switch my server from mod to standalone, if possible

[Gordon Axeman 191]

1. Buy it.

2. Find a hatchet.

3. BAMBI BAMBI WHERE YA GOING BAMBI

[MishkaFlow 54]

If you record that you will be my hero

Will do sir.

[FinalNinja447 129]

1. Find weapon

2. Find and kill bandit

3. Shit all over his stuff then write hieroglyphics with the crusty residue of faeces on my finger tips.

[Hetstaine 10852]

Find bicycle

Ride on bicycle in undies

Play bicycle song

[purplish 70]

1. But It

2. Install it.

3. Spawn on shore.

4. Get shot instantly

[Hartraft 100]

1. Take a dump

2. Start up the game

3. Take a dump

Just in addition i will compare the two for realism

[Hartraft 100]

Find bicycle

Ride on bicycle in undies

Play bicycle song

I want to ride my bicycle?

[smallhil 26]

1 get a bottle of babyoil.

2 take of all my clothes

3 and....oh wait that for something else nevermind

[Velvet Remedy 11]

1. Clothes. I'm going to wear all of the clothing at the same time.

2. Bandits. I am going to fight all of the bandits in the Wasteland, and bloodbag of all of the defenseless bambis.

3. Underground bunkers. Mine will be entirely encased in pink.