Bloody-Alice 11 Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) You are cordially invited to a wedding. Good for you.All right, here's what's gunna go down. On Febuary 1st, at a time to be discussed, two people (or more) are going to get married in the game. We need music, security, people to live stream it, record and place on youtube, drivers/escorts, and a pastor/priest/whatever. Other jobs may be assigned/ at a later date.After viewing the video of how the first ever church service held in the game went, the couple has decided that only about 150 people MAXIMUM will be present. That includes the pastor, bride's maids, groom, best man, etc.IN ORDER TO RECIEVE AN OFFICIAL INVITE WITH THE INSTRUCTIONS INCLUDED, ALL GUESTS MUST PASS A BACKGROUND CHECK! This ensures that hackers/ghosters/trolls/etc. will not disturb the service. The couple wishes for a peaceful wedding, and the background check was requested by the bride. We hope to have a safe wedding.TO ENSURE THAT ALL GUESTS ARRIVE ON TIME FOR THE WEDDING, WE SHALL HAVE VEHICLES ON STANDBY. THIS INCLUDES, AND IS NOT LIMITED TO: HUEYs BUSES, VANS, SMALL BOATS, PBXs, etc.IN ORDER TO BECOME A DRIVER, YOU MUST PASS THE BACKGROUND CHECK, BRING YOUR OWN VEHICLE, AND HAVE SAID VEHICLE APPROVED OF.MORE INFO WILL BE AVAILABLE AT A LATER DATERSVP AT THIS ADRESS: dayzwedding@yahoo.comEDIT: ANY INFORMATION POSTED IN CAPSLOCK BY MYSELF CAN BE LOCATED BY CHECKING MY PROFILE, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NEW TO DAY Z. Edited December 28, 2012 by Bloody-Alice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ratsmon 131 Posted December 27, 2012 I can just imagine 150 people comming there and being shot at XD 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoseffect 18 Posted December 27, 2012 This reminds me of the WoW funeral that was held on a PVP server in a contested zone... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted December 27, 2012 I look forward to the bloodbath lovely day. Best wishes to the Bride and Groom.Satchel charges mwhahahaha!! 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CF Donuts 25 Posted December 27, 2012 I look forward to the bloodbath lovely day. Best wishes to the Bride and Groom.Satchel charges mwhahahaha!!LMAO, "You may now kiss the-" BOOM goes the groom 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted December 27, 2012 Bride: "Does my bomb look big in this?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wo3dy 111 Posted December 27, 2012 Priest: You may now. kill the guests Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toastedzen 80 Posted December 27, 2012 A rerun of the Kill Bill wedding is playing through my head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mzltv 2281 Posted December 27, 2012 i just can't wait to see what madness ensues the second a single round is let off.Someone will probably be watching from a-far, let off a round, and film everyone's paranoia resulting in mass murders.Infact, that gives me an idea.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted December 27, 2012 I remember these events in UO! Many of them turned out like this one!http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F#/watch?v=l07KPfS_9YoI am in!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frankenstein's Monster 11 Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) I remember these events in UO! Many of them turned out like this one!http://m.youtube.com...h?v=l07KPfS_9YoI am in!!The link is kind of fucked. Shit doesn't happen till 11 mins in.Can I come? I promise that I won't kill the bride...Yep, that's exactly what I would do, we should form a trolling raiding party. Edited December 27, 2012 by Frankenstein's Monster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16187 Posted December 27, 2012 Hello thereAll sillyness aside, I do hope it works out for you. I'd love to see the vids.Save me a bit of cake.RgdsLoK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted December 27, 2012 Who is the lucky bride ? Oh how i wish for a beautiful bunch of pansies in my hair and a ring on my finger.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HouBaby74 6 Posted December 27, 2012 The hell did I just read? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted December 27, 2012 Never ask for a ring on your finger on the interweb.Good luck to the happy couple. Who wants to marry me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted December 27, 2012 Hmm me n Rainbowmena could possibly get hitched.... just don;t give her ideas IRL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted December 27, 2012 ^^ You know I will :) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thelonewarrior 886 Posted December 27, 2012 The amount of guests with hidden grenades and sactal charges will be interesting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted December 27, 2012 I'd have bouncers on the door and no backpacks allowed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
disorder 344 Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) The cake will be recycled out of bits of dirt and old toothpaste we've scavenged, with the bride and groom models being made up of a toilet roll with a golfball balanced on it and an old GI Joe with the leg missing. Edited December 27, 2012 by disorder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Nasty 1023 Posted December 27, 2012 Im happy to see Hetstaine and Steak are finally making it official. My heart goes out to those guys. :P 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ninjan777 104 Posted December 27, 2012 I just got a Bandit Boner >: D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) Who wants to marry me?I'm out! But if Sula is looking for a slightly married man in the states... (wink wink) How you doin? :wub:With a voice like that even being belittled would be a pleasure. (No offence intended Sula please don't ban me!...Spankings preffered) :lol: Edited December 27, 2012 by Pendragon 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
