We need some assholes on US46

[klesh 2423]

I had such a great time last evening on this server. Got to play with Steak & FatHairyBeast and a couple of other dudes. They are a fucking riot.

This is definitely my new home and it was so enjoyable it even inspired a new sig!

[Skat3rat 1633]

I had such a great time last evening on this server. Got to play with Steak & FatHairyBeast and a couple of other dudes. They are a fucking riot.

This is definitely my new home and it was so enjoyable it even inspired a new sig!

Did the gun trade with my buds work out good?

[Mr Nasty 1023]

UK46 is better.... oh yeah I just went there. :P :P :P :P :P

[Skat3rat 1633]

UK46 is better.... oh yeah I just went there. :P :P :P :P :P

EDIT: No matter what I do I can't get the pic to show up. It just keeps showing the link to the pic.

Edited December 28, 2012 by Skat3rat

[ttghusky@live.com.au 10]

Balota Buddies has Aussie and UK servers so us fat fucks from the states started bitching. They gave the US a server but we got a problem: everyone on there is a nice guy. So we need some real fuckers gentlemen to come play on us 46 and stir things up. Steak and Potatoes owns that shit. Typically this should go in the "private hive" subforum but this is a special request for you assholes competitive folks on the bandit board. Here is the original advert http://dayzmod.com/f...listed-come-in/

So if you've got gall and want to kill nice guys come apply for whitelisting on Balota Buddies servers. If you get whitelisted you can play on all of their servers (7 that I know of, including: Chernarus, Namalsk, Celle, Lingor).

You can apply here: http://balotabuddies...-rules-r12?pg=2

Hackers: If you've got any hacking history don't even bother applying. Or do, I don't know. Ask Steak.

Fek

None of this post is sponsored by any of the other douche bags at Balota Buddies.

I will come on with my clan, just throwing it out there Steak and Potatoes, I'll give you a run for your money, even if I only have a lee.

And for the others, don't trust anyone. :)

Edited December 28, 2012 by Husky--

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

UK46 is better.... oh yeah I just went there. :P :P :P :P :P

Yup, we don't even even need to advertise for assholes, we got loads. Oh.

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

I will come on with my clan, just throwing it out there Steak and Potatoes, I'll give you a run for your money, even if I only have a lee.

And for the others, don't trust anyone. :)

Just make sure you're ready. Steak is the most skilled player with a Lee in DayZ, he may even ninja bloodbag you before you know what's happened.

[klesh 2423]

Did the gun trade with my buds work out good?

I waited for them at the tents for what seemed like forever. By the time they got there, they grabbed the 2 M24's and chatted a bit then logged off, lol. No matter. I found a vehicle and made my way north to meet AirCav. FatHairyBeast got on and we shared some Pepsi cola ;) then I drove to Palona and met up with the rest of the gang. Poor Steak died to Zeds on his way to us, but the banter we all had was a riot. You missed my rendition of George Michael's Father Figure, it was a tour de force.

Edited December 28, 2012 by klesh

[Angryofficer 89]

What is the point of the rule "You must have a microphone".

[Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521]

What is the point of the rule "You must have a microphone".

It's easier to contact other players, mods and admins when in game, that's why.....

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

Because we use TS to communicate with players if we need to and also for the Whitlisting process. it allows us to deal with any problems people have quickly and makes it easier to communicate generally.

[Angryofficer 89]

Surely that wouldn't be a requirement at that point, considering it's quite easy to use text for those.

[Skat3rat 1633]

I waited for them at the tents for what seemed like forever. By the time they got there, they grabbed the 2 M24's and chatted a bit then logged off, lol. No matter. I found a vehicle and made my way north to meet AirCav. FatHairyBeast got on and we shared some Pepsi cola ;) then I drove to Palona and met up with the rest of the gang. Poor Steak died to Zeds on his way to us, but the banter we all had was a riot. You missed my rendition of George Michael's Father Figure, it was a tour de force.

Maybe I can join all of you on another grand adventure some time.

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

Surely that wouldn't be a requirement at that point, considering it's quite easy to use text for those.

Trust me when I say it's a requirement and important. As I said, we can resolve any issues quickly. You can't beat a bit of human interaction.

Admins have to deal with people all day, talking is easier.

Edited December 29, 2012 by Fraggle

[fathairybeast 246]

FatHairyBeast got on and we shared some Pepsi cola

we shared some Pepsi cola

Pepsi cola

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Edited December 29, 2012 by fathairybeast

[Skat3rat 1633]

Well after what me, Klesh, Typical Noob, Mr. Nasty and a few others went through tonight, I say that this thread worked quite nice. Some crazy stuff went down that I've never had happen to me before in DayZ. It was a lot of fun and chaotic. All together a good night.

[klesh 2423]

Well after what me, Klesh, Typical Noob, Mr. Nasty and a few others went through tonight, I say that this thread worked quite nice. Some crazy stuff went down that I've never had happen to me before in DayZ. It was a lot of fun and chaotic. All together a good night.

Hands down the most exciting night I have had in DayZ in the 4+ months I have been playing.

Believe it or not, it got even crazier after you logged off. At one point everyone except me got killed. Vehicles got stolen, zombies sliced me and I was caught without bandages. When help finally arrived in the form of a mustachioed Steak & Potatoes, I was down to ~1,000 blood but I couldn't get blood bagged due to some funkiness. It was nonstop drama, banditry, desperation and excitement. Hot damn!

[Inception. 9443]

Surely that wouldn't be a requirement at that point, considering it's quite easy to use text for those.

Most of us whitelisters also find it easier to crack a suspected hacker/cheater that wants to be whitelisted/has done something suspicious ingame via voice, and some may not be able to type that fast...[i personally prefer using text to do so--it's my specialty.]

Trust me when I say it's a requirement and important. As I said, we can resolve any issues quickly. You can't beat a bit of human interaction.

Admins have to deal with people all day, talking is easier.

Yes, I concur...when dealing with a lot of people talking is indeed easier.

So "you must have a microphone" is something that contains positives that outweigh the negatives...

[Skat3rat 1633]

Hands down the most exciting night I have had in DayZ in the 4+ months I have been playing.

Believe it or not, it got even crazier after you logged off. At one point everyone except me got killed. Vehicles got stolen, zombies sliced me and I was caught without bandages. When help finally arrived in the form of a mustachioed Steak & Potatoes, I was down to ~1,000 blood but I couldn't get blood bagged due to some funkiness. It was nonstop drama, banditry, desperation and excitement. Hot damn!

Dang. How did everyone get killed? Was it that Au kid who was talking smack and was full of crap that killed you guys?

[klesh 2423]

Dang. How did everyone get killed? Was it that Au kid who was talking smack and was full of crap that killed you guys?

Yup! They killed the crew, but weren't good enough to get me! After you left, we convoyed over to the Polana factory as we had nothing better to do. We were just being idiots throwing flares and shooting zombies and their posse took up position on the north hill overlooking the factory. They started shooting and we quickly realized it wasn't coming from our group. An intense firefight ensued, and we killed a few of them (NOT ONE of their bodies were left as they died, bunch of combat loggers!) and they killed a few of us. Pop flanked up the hill and got killed by friendly fire as none of us had night vision and shit got chaotic.

I was the only one who survived, and did my best to hide and protect the vehicles, but they sent down guys to take them while continuing sniper overwatch from the hill. I had very little ammo, because it was mostly stashed in the truck to make inventory space for looting, but I did empty an M4 magazine into the truck as it pulled away. This is where I got hit by a zombie and noticed I had no bandages on me! Strange server stuff started happening which prevented me from recovering any of the gear from my fallen comrades, and prevented Steak from blood bagging me when he got to the factory. I was passing out left and right and was just trying to find some canned food to get to a reasonable blood level.

As our guys respawned, they made a beeline to the factory, and kept eyes peeled for the vehicles on the roads. In an amazing feat, Typical_Noob managed to kill the driver of the white car as he drove past him at top speed using a double barrelled shotty of all things! He recovered the car and we used it to start forming back up, but by that time it was 4am and I couldn't stay on any longer.

My goal now is to get my truck back!

It was an intense end to what up to that point had been an entirely crazy evening already. Chalk full of awesome.

[Skat3rat 1633]

Yup! They killed the crew, but weren't good enough to get me! After you left, we convoyed over to the Polana factory as we had nothing better to do. We were just being idiots throwing flares and shooting zombies and their posse took up position on the north hill overlooking the factory. They started shooting and we quickly realized it wasn't coming from our group. An intense firefight ensued, and we killed a few of them (NOT ONE of their bodies were left as they died, bunch of combat loggers!) and they killed a few of us. Pop flanked up the hill and got killed by friendly fire as none of us had night vision and shit got chaotic.

I was the only one who survived, and did my best to hide and protect the vehicles, but they sent down guys to take them while continuing sniper overwatch from the hill. I had very little ammo, because it was mostly stashed in the truck to make inventory space for looting, but I did empty an M4 magazine into the truck as it pulled away. This is where I got hit by a zombie and noticed I had no bandages on me! Strange server stuff started happening which prevented me from recovering any of the gear from my fallen comrades, and prevented Steak from blood bagging me when he got to the factory. I was passing out left and right and was just trying to find some canned food to get to a reasonable blood level.

As our guys respawned, they made a beeline to the factory, and kept eyes peeled for the vehicles on the roads. In an amazing feat, Typical_Noob managed to kill the driver of the white car as he drove past him at top speed using a double barrelled shotty of all things! He recovered the car and we used it to start forming back up, but by that time it was 4am and I couldn't stay on any longer.

My goal now is to get my truck back!

It was an intense end to what up to that point had been an entirely crazy evening already. Chalk full of awesome.

Did Typical Noob get the combat loggers on footage? I know he got chaotic aborting so it's only a matter of time before he gets banned. The rest of them had no balls and were just full of themselves. Turns out they were working with Steven, Mike, and Merlin so we were all being hunted by a larger group of players.

As for the firefight I wish I could of been there. Though as intense as it sounds I probably would of panicked and got killed. Or maybe I would of lived. Hard to say

Mike and Steven were a lot more mad at me than I expected them to be. My house on my private Minecraft tekkit server looks like a war zone but I made sure theirs' was replaced with a giant crater XD

I'll be willing to help you get that truck back sometime. Big props to Typical Noob for taking out the driver with a double barrel.

Edited December 29, 2012 by Skat3rat

[a_typical_noob 651]

Yup! They killed the crew, but weren't good enough to get me! After you left, we convoyed over to the Polana factory as we had nothing better to do. We were just being idiots throwing flares and shooting zombies and their posse took up position on the north hill overlooking the factory. They started shooting and we quickly realized it wasn't coming from our group. An intense firefight ensued, and we killed a few of them (NOT ONE of their bodies were left as they died, bunch of combat loggers!) and they killed a few of us. Pop flanked up the hill and got killed by friendly fire as none of us had night vision and shit got chaotic.

I was the only one who survived, and did my best to hide and protect the vehicles, but they sent down guys to take them while continuing sniper overwatch from the hill. I had very little ammo, because it was mostly stashed in the truck to make inventory space for looting, but I did empty an M4 magazine into the truck as it pulled away. This is where I got hit by a zombie and noticed I had no bandages on me! Strange server stuff started happening which prevented me from recovering any of the gear from my fallen comrades, and prevented Steak from blood bagging me when he got to the factory. I was passing out left and right and was just trying to find some canned food to get to a reasonable blood level.

As our guys respawned, they made a beeline to the factory, and kept eyes peeled for the vehicles on the roads. In an amazing feat, Typical_Noob managed to kill the driver of the white car as he drove past him at top speed using a double barrelled shotty of all things! He recovered the car and we used it to start forming back up, but by that time it was 4am and I couldn't stay on any longer.

My goal now is to get my truck back!

It was an intense end to what up to that point had been an entirely crazy evening already. Chalk full of awesome.

Best part of all that is I was recording the whole time. Hell, I recorded the whole night. I'll start editing now and I'll upload and post as soon as I'm done. Are we going to get our other two cars back tonight? Hopefully Steak still has mine, I had to log out last night as it was 5:30 in the a.m. my time. Good playing with all of you guys, we MUST continue these adventures!

[Mr Nasty 1023]

Yeah fellas awesome night indeed. Lots of fun. We certainly missed having you Skat3 you gotta stay up later next time! LOL.

I still feel sick over killing Popeno though. Almost ruined my night. I owe that guy big time.

Noob was my MVP of the night going Rambo on those 3 guys then getting the white car back at the end of the night was some James Bond type shit.

[Skat3rat 1633]

Best part of all that is I was recording the whole time. Hell, I recorded the whole night. I'll start editing now and I'll upload and post as soon as I'm done. Are we going to get our other two cars back tonight? Hopefully Steak still has mine, I had to log out last night as it was 5:30 in the a.m. my time. Good playing with all of you guys, we MUST continue these adventures!

You got a heck of a lot of footage. How large is the file(s)? I know I use up close to 1GB for everyone 10 minutes I record with BandiCam.

[a_typical_noob 651]

You got a heck of a lot of footage. How large is the file(s)? I know I use up close to 1GB for everyone 10 minutes I record with BandiCam.

I've got four separate files, totaling around 26 gigs. Lol. I've got my work cut out for me today, that's for sure.