Wargunner 55 Posted October 24, 2012 ... And I'm still lying down on the shores of Elektro Unconscious.If you need words of wisdom now is the time to ask my friends. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fosty99 160 Posted October 24, 2012 How often should I masturbate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fonziе 159 Posted October 24, 2012 Does one simply lie unconscious for a month? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Friday N 49 Posted October 24, 2012 Did you bring your towel? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a_typical_noob 651 Posted October 24, 2012 Are you going to buy the standalone version of "Extended Beach NapZ"? 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mzltv 2281 Posted October 24, 2012 Has anyone ever been as far as to even... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dickhat 99 Posted October 24, 2012 Can I have your stuff? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Nasty 1023 Posted October 24, 2012 Ive heard of 'enjoys taking long walks on the beach' youve taken it to the next level. Here, have my beans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Friday N 49 Posted October 24, 2012 Can I have your stuff?*applauds* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IncognitoNico 71 Posted October 24, 2012 Are you stuck on the infinite sandwatch? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jason_m_perry@hotmail.com 38 Posted October 24, 2012 (edited) I hear if you log off for 34 more days, when you log back in it should say "Day 68"....c/d? Edited October 24, 2012 by -JMP- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erizid 56 Posted October 24, 2012 34 Days Later... Is 6 days after 28 Days Later... 202 days after 34 Days Later, it will be 34 Weeks Later... Which is 6 weeks after 28 Weeks Later.BTW they won't be making a 28 Months Later movie for a long time because the rights are divided between 4 people that now hate each other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wargunner 55 Posted October 24, 2012 How often should I masturbate?If you're single, once a week should keep things interesting. If in a relationship, then resist as much as humanly possible, you won't regret it.Does one simply lie unconscious for a month?Apparently so.Did you bring your towel?No, I did not bring a towel. This beach trip was... unplanned.Are you going to buy the standalone version of "Extended Beach NapZ"?No, I have had enough NapZ on the beachZ.Has anyone ever been as far as to even...I believe I'm the first.Can I have your stuff?My painkillers, torch and bandage now belong to you my friend.Ive heard of 'enjoys taking long walks on the beach' youve taken it to the next level. Here, have my beans.Wait you didn't give me any b... Ohh, ohhh you sick motherfu-Are you stuck on the infinite sandwatch?No, but my reasons for lying on the beach for that long would be somewhat more justified.I hear if you log off for 34 more days, when you log back in it should say "Day 68"....c/d?Nothing I have heard of, and too late to try. I have awakened from my 34 day slumber on the beach.If you need anymore words of wisdom my friends please just ask. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angryofficer 89 Posted October 24, 2012 What is love? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patrick_insanity@hotmail.com 111 Posted October 24, 2012 How many grains of sand are there on the shores of Chernarus? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shadowjack 254 Posted October 24, 2012 Did you have your pudding before you ate your meat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted October 24, 2012 Nothing to add, simply beanz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 24, 2012 Time to pull the plug on this vegetable he will never be normal again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted October 25, 2012 I hope you FRAPS-ed these adventures. Could be a YouTube phenomena. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atom Quark 437 Posted October 25, 2012 How many grains of sand are there on the shores of Chernarus?Depends on your resolution. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wargunner 55 Posted October 25, 2012 What is love?Baby don't hurt me.How many grains of sand are there on the shores of Chernarus?No but a tin can.Did you have your pudding before you ate your meat?Pudding is ALWAYS after meat!I hope you FRAPS-ed these adventures. Could be a YouTube phenomena.Sadly these epic adventures had not been recorded. I was so close to fame. If only... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites