Day 34...

[Wargunner 55]

... And I'm still lying down on the shores of Elektro Unconscious.

If you need words of wisdom now is the time to ask my friends.

[fosty99 160]

How often should I masturbate?

[Fonziе 159]

Does one simply lie unconscious for a month?

[Friday N 49]

Did you bring your towel?

[a_typical_noob 651]

Are you going to buy the standalone version of "Extended Beach NapZ"?

[mzltv 2281]

Has anyone ever been as far as to even...

[Dickhat 99]

Can I have your stuff?

[Mr Nasty 1023]

Ive heard of 'enjoys taking long walks on the beach' youve taken it to the next level. Here, have my beans.

[Friday N 49]

Can I have your stuff?

*applauds*

[IncognitoNico 71]

Are you stuck on the infinite sandwatch?

[[email protected] 38]

I hear if you log off for 34 more days, when you log back in it should say "Day 68"....c/d?

Edited October 24, 2012 by -JMP-

[Erizid 56]

34 Days Later... Is 6 days after 28 Days Later... 202 days after 34 Days Later, it will be 34 Weeks Later... Which is 6 weeks after 28 Weeks Later.

BTW they won't be making a 28 Months Later movie for a long time because the rights are divided between 4 people that now hate each other.

[Wargunner 55]

How often should I masturbate?

If you're single, once a week should keep things interesting. If in a relationship, then resist as much as humanly possible, you won't regret it.

Does one simply lie unconscious for a month?

Apparently so.

Did you bring your towel?

No, I did not bring a towel. This beach trip was... unplanned.

Are you going to buy the standalone version of "Extended Beach NapZ"?

No, I have had enough NapZ on the beachZ.

Has anyone ever been as far as to even...

I believe I'm the first.

Can I have your stuff?

My painkillers, torch and bandage now belong to you my friend.

Ive heard of 'enjoys taking long walks on the beach' youve taken it to the next level. Here, have my beans.

Wait you didn't give me any b... Ohh, ohhh you sick motherfu-

Are you stuck on the infinite sandwatch?

No, but my reasons for lying on the beach for that long would be somewhat more justified.

I hear if you log off for 34 more days, when you log back in it should say "Day 68"....c/d?

Nothing I have heard of, and too late to try. I have awakened from my 34 day slumber on the beach.

If you need anymore words of wisdom my friends please just ask.

[Angryofficer 89]

What is love?

[[email protected] 111]

How many grains of sand are there on the shores of Chernarus?

[shadowjack 254]

Did you have your pudding before you ate your meat?

[Hetstaine 10852]

Nothing to add, simply beanz.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Time to pull the plug on this vegetable he will never be normal again.

[DemonGroover 8836]

I hope you FRAPS-ed these adventures. Could be a YouTube phenomena.

[Atom Quark 437]

How many grains of sand are there on the shores of Chernarus?

Depends on your resolution.

[Wargunner 55]

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

How many grains of sand are there on the shores of Chernarus?

No but a tin can.

Did you have your pudding before you ate your meat?

Pudding is ALWAYS after meat!

I hope you FRAPS-ed these adventures. Could be a YouTube phenomena.

Sadly these epic adventures had not been recorded. I was so close to fame. If only...