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DayZ Stand Alone Steam Achievements (that you hope you will never see)

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Achievement Unlocked: The Michael Flatley

Kick to death 50 zeds

To be honest, that actually sounds somewhat fun.

I`m all for kicking things to death, then again, I guess that is why Rocket is adding dogs. (/sarcasm, I love dogs. :D)

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Access Granted

Bypass server secuirity with hacks.

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Spaaaaaace!

Have your vehicle glitch out and send you flying upwards. Into Spaaaaaace!

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Killspree II

Get 50 human kills in one life.

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The Survivor is a Spy!

Join a faction and then kill all of the faction members. (Sounds like fun, to be honest.)

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All your base is mine!

Destroy an NPC base and loot it`s contents.

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Raid King.

Complete the 10-man raid "Patient Zero" on any difficulty.

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Tour de Chernarus:

Ride trough Chernarus with an old bike without getting exhausted once.

Edited by Sutinen

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Ringing the bell

Walk into one of the main towns and fire 10 rounds from a Lee Enfield at street level.

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The Chuck Norris

Kill all Zeds in the game on extreme difficulty mode with just your beard!

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Bang Bus

You succesfully picked up 6 fresh spawns looking for a goodtime

made me lol

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A Real Smooth Talker

Groan sexually at another survivor over in game VOIP

Edited by electroban

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Pro Thief

Loot both barracks, fire station and the AC tower in the NW airfield without shooting or taking damage on a full server

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Road Warrior.

Powerslide into and kill 10 Zombies (in one hit) on the tarmac at NWAF, in an ATV.

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Who the fuck would put that there!?!

Get your Ural or V3S stuck on rocks in the middle of the road in Cherno and manage to survive for five consecutive minutes.

Edited by Fapnapkin

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Bubbas Shrimpin' Boat

You sailed the small fishing boat for eight consecutive hours!

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No Cash Shop Here

You successfully avoided a scam called War Z

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Zombie Genocide: Genocide Even Harder

Kill 53,597 Zombies.

Bonus points if you know which 2 games had the intervening achievements.

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Highly unlikely

Roadkill someone with a tractor

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Doupche

Make 2 weapons out of one!

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Goodbye!

Get a Global Ban

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Zombie Genocide: Genocide Even Harder

Kill 53,597 Zombies.

Bonus points if you know which 2 games had the intervening achievements.

Left 4 Dead 2 which was originally referencing Dead Rising.

Light Traveler

Play for at least 24 consecutive in-game hours with the Czech Vest Pouch backpack.

Carrier of the Torch

Run from Cherno to Electro during the night with a flare lit and equipped.

Split-life

Kill a player with the crowbar.

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Wow, you're clumsy...

-Break a leg after falling less than one foot.

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TRUSTED TOUCH:

apply medical supplies to a survivor, team up for 10 mins and betray them.

DELIVERANCE:

survive in off the land for 12 hours manipulate another survivor then kill them.

MAD MAX:

obtain hero skin and rescue 10 survivors under fire in a vehicle.

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Sack Rummager

Successfully rummaged through someone's backpack.

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Sack Rummager II

You replaced every item in someone else's bag with tin cans!

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Sack Rummager II

You replaced every item in someone else's bag with tin cans!

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Sack Rummager III

You tea bagged a fallen opponent!

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Bling King

You spent $20 at the in game store!

I was eating and for some reason when I read this I instantly ​got nauseous.

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I was eating and for some reason when I read this I instantly ​got nauseous.

Forum Achievement Unlocked!

It Tastes Better the Second Time

You made someone feel sick with the power of written text!

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Bush Master

wiping your ass, without getting shot with your pants around you ankles...

You should have picked up on that one Toilet....

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