You know you play to much DayZ when...

[Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521]

Shouting "Friendly" at every person on the street (i was bored and wanted to see reactions... should have filmed it!)

[puppetworx 474]

-While walking down the street you think of buildings that might have good loot.

I'm always looking at buildings now. I saw a silo out in the country and had the instinct to press B to check for snipers.

[ZomboWTF 527]

...when you turn around inside a doorway and break your legs

[Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521]

Seeing a chopper fly above me and wishing i had an AS50.................

[joeoblong@yahoo.com 614]

When you work in industrial security and you begin to judge the "security" of a property in terms of Zombie chock points!

When you ask the U.S. Customs rep. what is their evac plan in case of a zombie outbreak. and yes for your info there is one! But as a contractor I am screwed. :(

When you troll the DayZ forums using the governments wifi and/or security kiosk

[mibz0r 141]

When you pick up one of these -

and think to yourself "damn only 16 slots, I want a Coyote" ;)

Edited September 27, 2012 by Oldy1Kenobi

[Nasakenai 34]

I saw an unmanned ATV while leaving my girlfriends house the other night and immediately did a quick scan of the area for an ambush and started walking towards it to check the trunk for weapons.

[Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521]

Lol or own one of these

and think 24 slots.... fuck yeah ;)

EDIT: also have the webbing to go with it, so +16 = 40 slots in total... yeeeehaw!!

Edited September 27, 2012 by Derpy_Hooves

[Jimmy McNulty 98]

I always wonder if there are some hidden vehicles when I see some large forest..

[gambla 118]

We got a supermarket right across the street, with this large window front, like in the game. One afternoon i left the house and looked at these large windows of the market and noticed movement (!), like always. I really thought : fuck, someones in the market !

[Dr.Lyme 88]

I was walking down the street once at 3 in the morning. And for a very... very brief moment... I thought I heard an enfeild off in the distance.

[Dr.Lyme 88]

Shouting "Friendly" at every person on the street (i was bored and wanted to see reactions... should have filmed it!)

I really.... really... would want someone to do that to me. So I can do that finger gun thing and reply: "I'm not, now gimme your beans."

[thelonewarrior 886]

You see someone appear around a corner in the distance and try to zoom in with the right mouse button.......err yeah ive NEVER done this..............

[Kimberlah 94]

You crouch around town like a boss.

[rn_max 202]

When you hear people chewing the fat about their latest excursion to Chernarus at work and recognise the discussion.

[roflcopter127@yahoo.com 168]

http://s1171.photobucket.com/albums/r551/Lockdown127/?action=view&current=UAZ.png

LOL... This was 20 mins ago.

[sorryforshooting 11]

There would be a DayZ Player Anonymous so we would all have to hide our shame....

[Maca (DayZ) 769]

When ur out jogging in the park & look over ur shoulder & see other joggers "Zs" getting closer........ You turn & start running backwards making a gun wit ur hands.. Singing the benny hill theme :P

[smore98 225]

There would be a DayZ Player Anonymous so we would all have to hide our shame....

Nothing to be ashamed of, mah boi, it's just something you care for. Maybe a batch of muffins will cheer thou up!

[Jackftw 310]

I'm deathly afraid of doors.

[mitor 176]

You can´t see something and you think you´re somehow zoom in to look it better.

[thorgromz 18]

When you hold Alt and try to free-look in every other game you play.

Every single time since I play DayZ.

And I look at buildings that look like the lootable ones in Chernarus and tell my GF "Look, there are some food and bandages over there for sure" or "That´s a really good loot spot".

Ah, and when I´m in a wood area or rural area, I look for good sniping spots, and check out if there is any sniper there.

I think i have to stop playing this game for a bit...