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Stressed? Smoke a blunt the size of my gun

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yo

i know they will redesign the medical system in the standalone.

i was wondering if theres gonna be a stress system.

when your stress meter is too high

its a good occation to get high

you know you want it dont lie

theres a solution so dont cry

search those fucking zombies for weed

its time to plant the seed

if your a follower just follow the lead

relief is a normal human need

kill people if you think its faster

mother fucker train animals you a beastmaster

smoke smoke smoke like yo a MASTER

your addicted to that shit its a disaster

no more weed but cant let go

time to grab my 44

all you bitches get low

follow the flow and start to blow

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What would make my day would be someone who has a private hive to implement ACE and ACRE, for their gameplay fixes, a lot better medical system and you can't beat ACRE radio.

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I dont know if anybody else has noticed, but weed seems to be a common theme in a lot of zombie movies.

I dont think it would be out of place :)

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smoking weed when there are tons of morphine injectors everywhere?

Yeah but you need those for when you break your legs opening gates!

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I normally don't enjoy pothead humor, but this made me laugh so hard my laptop fell onto the floor. Bean to ya' ye' scurvy dog!

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Lingor has a hemp plantation. Tried to chop one down with my hatchet, no dice.

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Lingor has a hemp plantation. Tried to chop one down with my hatchet, no dice.

Are you serious? Co-ordinates please! :)

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This.

smoking weed when there are tons of morphine injectors everywhere?

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Are you serious? Co-ordinates please! :)

It was a residential 2 story, with like an awning on the side with the plants under, I think north of Rago (I'm gonna go hunt it down now that I have gps n stuff and take you a screenie).

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Pot head humour? The yanks still find it funny I guess..even though food is like a drug over there lol

But they deff need to add beer and smoking into the mix :)

Well fuck Mike have you seen all the shit they put into our food here? Believe me it should be no surprise we are the fatties of the world!

Also damn right my Hero deserves a smoke and a shot of Mezçal!

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Well fuck Mike have you seen all the shit they put into our food here? Believe me it should be no surprise we are the fatties of the world!

Also damn right my Hero deserves a smoke and a shot of Mezçal!

Lol I hate pot being related to gangsta shit.

But did anyone play saints row 2? They had drink and spliffs in that game and it was great lol

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Smoked weed for 25 years.

Wondered why I can't remember shit anymore.

Stopped smoking weed for 2 years now.

I can remember shit again.

Im still for this.

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You can't rhyme master with master. That's not rhyming, that's just saying the same word again.

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I'd prefer a shot of whiskey

Give me a bottle of Jack that's actually full!

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I would love this... a stress system where you have to get high to relieve yourself like in the real world...

So like pumping one out should be an option?

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