udurmog

Pay them the difference in nickels.

"nested" containers' contents are wiped on restart I think.

When I'm in da house then I'm in da house and when I rock da mic then I rock da mic on tha mic, in da house cos mic rhymes with mic.

Score! 026, 011. http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596982494177785795/9A7560C0C98A20EABBDB3BB0FFCCB2921148B459/ http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/596982494177817931/D2427D3A545EEA23E43F9220F710DC26249AB112/

It was a residential 2 story, with like an awning on the side with the plants under, I think north of Rago (I'm gonna go hunt it down now that I have gps n stuff and take you a screenie).

Lingor has a hemp plantation. Tried to chop one down with my hatchet, no dice.

lol I fail at linking

I'm glad you got a kick out of it, Micky. It was fucking scary at first, then we realized how bad its aim was, and what a boss our pilot is. =) To clarify: It wasn't my intent to implicate you guys in that, I posted the second video for the sake of completeness. I mean I'd want to know what happened next, to the stuff I ostensibly worked so hard to find. It's a Saga at this point. Also it's damn funny (the flying PBX attack fail). As to the catapulting culprit, my money is on the guy that got banned toward the end of the video when the boat stops flying around. As a public service, I will now post a funny kangaroo video in an attempt to balance the choleric humor of this thread. This should not be construed as an accusation of anyone being a dirty bushwhacking roo.

we cooked dinner on your soldier clothes. Shortly after moving these vehicles to what we thought was a safer location, the V3S vanished into thin air before my eyes, and when we got back into the chopper someone started throwing a PBX boat at us. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLH7QKW-UQY&feature=youtu.be wee wee.

This was directed at Rob up there I think, but I'm happy to field it, since I'm the admin who ultimately made the decision to ban the OP. Rob is not affiliated with this server. OP in italics. 1. You have absolutely no idea what my in-game name is. I was pretty sure you were Lord Nikon when I sent you the pm the other day after seeing this thread, and you confirmed this. Notice how yours was the first name on my list. Fun Fact for the Peanut Gallery: Lord Nikon is a character from the movie Hackers, so named for his photographic memory. Now, I don't have a photographic memory, but I remember people when they're fairly nasty to me in the lobby. 2. I've never picked up a weapon not in the loot table since I've been playing this game (3+ months). So how did this get there? 1:41:28 "UPDATE: [B 1-1-G:1 (Lord Nikon) REMOTE,[["ItemPainkiller",7],"ItemMorphine","HandGrenade_West","FoodSteakCooked","FoodSteakCooked","30Rnd_556x45_StanagSD","30Rnd_556x45_StanagSD","ItemSodaCoke","30Rnd_556x45_StanagSD","30Rnd_556x45_StanagSD","30Rnd_9x19_UZI_SD","30Rnd_9x19_UZI_SD","30Rnd_9x19_UZI_SD","30Rnd_9x19_UZI_SD","30Rnd_9x19_UZI_SD","ItemBandage","ItemBandage","1Rnd_HE_M203"],false]" 1:41:28 "HIVE: WRITE: "CHILD:201:25389354:[]:[["ItemFlashlight","ItemHatchet","ItemToolbox","Binocular_Vector","UZI_EP1","NVGoggles","ItemMap","ItemGPS","ItemEtool","ItemCompass","ItemMatchbox","ItemKnife","M4A1_HWS_GL_SD_Camo"],[["ItemPainkiller",7],"ItemMorphine","HandGrenade_West","FoodSteakCooked","FoodSteakCooked","30Rnd_556x45_StanagSD","30Rnd_556x45_StanagSD","ItemSodaCoke","30Rnd_556x45_StanagSD","30Rnd_556x45_StanagSD","30Rnd_9x19_UZI_SD","30Rnd_9x19_UZI_SD","30Rnd_9x19_UZI_SD","30Rnd_9x19_UZI_SD","30Rnd_9x19_UZI_SD","ItemBandage","ItemBandage","1Rnd_HE_M203"]]:["DZ_Backpack_EP1",[["BAF_AS50_scoped"],[1]],[["FoodSteakCooked","ItemPainkiller","ItemSodaCoke","ItemMorphine","1Rnd_HE_M203","ItemBloodbag","ItemBandage","10Rnd_127x99_m107","5Rnd_127x99_as50"],[1,1,1,1,2,2,2,1,2]]]:[]:false:false:0:0:0: 1:58:13 "UPDATE: [B 1-1-G:1 (Lord Nikon) REMOTE,[],true]" 1:58:13 "HIVE: WRITE: "CHILD:201:25389354:[274,[4654.19,56.0126]]:[]:[]:[false,false,false,false,false,false,false,12000,[],[0,0],0,[191.299,68.9953]]:false:false:0:0:15488:0:["M4A1_HWS_GL_SD_Camo","aswmpercmstpsnonwnondnon_aswmpercmrunsnonwnondf",32]:0:0::0:" / 25389354" 1:58:13 "WRITE: ['PASS']" Edit: What's up with Uzi SD mags? (The legitimate M4A1 with a holo and GL is this one: http://dayzdb.com/database/m4a1-holo, note the lack of suppressor. I'm not inclined to believe you were unaware of this however, most people who have been playing for 3+ months know the guns by then.) This is what you were banned for, I don't know who you shot in Cherno. Further I don't care who you shot in Cherno. That's the point of the game for some people. We don't ban people for shooting people, or for no reason at all. We don't like having to ban people. It's paperwork that keeps us from playing the game. It doesn't make us feel good. We don't ban for these guns off the bat even, without at least attempting to speak with the player first. All you had to do to keep playing here was come clean with the gun and get rid of it when asked, like most people do. They don't want to cheat. You chose not to, and were angry that I had caught you, unless I miss my mark. You logged out with your hacked-in gun and I banned you. That's SOP. At that point we can only assume that you do not intend to play within the scope of the mod. You also jumped straight to this in your earlier reply to my pm: "If you have the log of me using a scripted gun, please post it, as I'd love to see it." (And for the record I already had posted this.) I never said what you'd been banned for during our pm conversation, though I did list three other banned usernames after yours and then the four reasons for the bans, these in no particular order. This was the only one you addressed. Kind of telling that you knew exactly why you got banned in your pm'd response to me, yet you completely fail to mention any of this here, in your "ban appeal". 3. It would be a cold day in hell before someone kills two guys from 700+ meters away with an LMG before the people being shot at Alt+F4. Where does this even enter into it? No one's accusing you of being a deadeye at retardedly long ranges for an LMG. He was giving an example I assume, of something he has banned people for in the past on his server. This something is obviously guns that aren't in this mod. Like the one you had. Like an M249TWS or an AS50TWS. See, there's a precedent for this. 4. The ban message definitely said, "You can't use an AS50 at night." No one has been banned with this reason given. If I ban someone it says plain old "cheating/hacking" because I use that drop down menu selection when it comes to the reason for their ban. I don't think a reason that long will even fit in the field provided. I put more exact details, like those chunks of log up there, in the file I keep for quick reference. According to your initial post the above "ban message" pertained to some "random person" that was banned. Who was this random player that was banned if you remember it so all so well? How is this relevant to your ban appeal? If you were paying such close attention to the server messages that you can definitively tell me I typed in something I know I didn't, why did I have to direct message you repeatedly to try and get you into the lobby so we could address the scripted-in gun that you claim to have never picked up? Because you were busy coming up with the same hackneyed excuse as all the other players who use hacked in guns knowingly, then get caught, but still refuse to 'fess up and play straight? 5. You were probably one of the people I sniped and just couldn't take it. We don't ban or kick for things that happen within the scope of the mod if that's what you're implying with this statement. Other servers might do that, but the goal here is to have a legit place to play for everyone. Legit DayZ play includes getting shot by people. What it does not include is M4A1HWSGLSDs and other guns that are hacked into the mod. BTW, this server got hacked again today according to one of my group members, so GG I guess. Keep wasting your money paying for servers you have no control over. Almost as if you are saying 'See what you get for not letting me have my way.' Interesting to note that the two hack attacks come the day after you got called out for the gun and then again the day after you discover you're banned for it, and that those are the only major attacks we've suffered in the past week and a half. As for your "appeal"; you basically chose to be banned. You were combative about the gun when approached. You were given an option to either stay without it and enjoy "epic load times" like your friends, or leave and not play here. You left. You completely fail to mention in what I hesitate to call a ban appeal, the actual reason why you were banned. Even though you knew why you were banned from the server when you first posted here. The fact that you're here in the same thread as your appeal gloating over the server being hacked (at least once a day now since you posted here) only further cements my opinion that you're connected with the recent attacks. TL;DR: 1. I know your in game name. It was my first guess. You've confirmed this. 2. You had a gun which does not naturally spawn in the mod, the M4A1_HWS_GL_SD_Camo. This is ultimately why you were banned. Check your loot tables again. 3. Accurate statement, yet irrelevant to the discussion. 4. Nope. All the bans I have personally issued have cheating/hacking as the reason. I don't think "You can't use an AS50 at night." even fits. 5. Don't know who you shot, don't care. People kill people. We don't ban people for shooting people fair and square with legit guns. We do ban people for hacked guns. You've not been straight with your "ban appeal". Why should I unban you?

Thanks for the heads upon the pipe bomb, shortly after this incident we all did some homework and are better informed on our item IDs. CANTCATCHME ban stands as circumstances and further examination of logs point to him as the mass teleporter. He has made no attempt to contact admin to have the ban lifted.

So option #4 then? Also as the true nature of the troll is getting murkier every day, I will post here as a public cervix announcement, the entry from Forums and Blogging: 3rd Edition Monstrous Compendium on the troll. Trolls are hominid carnivores found in all climes, from arctic wastelands to tropical jungles. Most creatures avoid these beasts, since trolls know no fear and attack unceasingly when hungry. Their frame appears thin and frail, but trolls possess surprising strength. Their arms and legs are long and ungainly. The legs end in great three-toed feet, the arms in wide, powerful hands with sharpened claws. The trolls' rubbery hide is colored a moss green, mottled green and gray, or putrid gray. A writhing hairlike mass grows out of their skulls and is usually greenish black or iron gray in color. Their dull, sunken black eyes possess the ability to feed on the frustrations of others . Females are easily distinguished from males; they are both larger and more powerful than their male counterparts. Trolls walk upright but hunched forward with sagging shoulders. The trolls' gait is uneven and, when running, the arms dangle free and drag along the ground. For all this seeming awkwardness, trolls are very agile. They are notoriously obstinate and can nonsensically refute even the most cogent of points with an 80% chance of success. Trolls have poor hearing, but their sense of which MMO was first and best is superior. Trolls have no language of their own, using "trollspeak", a guttural mishmash of broken english, poor grammar, ancient memes, and fourchan. Trollspeak is highly transient and trolls from one area are only 25% likely to be able to communicate with trolls from another. Edit: Wait, what? Mattress Polka? Have some beans OP.

I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big as the moon. As warm as bathwater. We are superheroes, men, we don't have time to be charming. The boots of evil were made for walkin'. We're watching the big picture, friend. We know the score. We are a public service, not glamour boys. Not captains of industry. Keep your vulgar moneys. We are a justice sandwich. No toppings necessary. Living rooms of America, do you catch my drift? Do you dig? http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198041279329/screenshot/596978507478608558/?tab=public

I don't wanna be a punk no more, I'm gonna be a rude boy like me da'.

What is WORLDSPACE? Is that the teleport?