dallas 5195 Posted September 19, 2012 I once got hit by a van, when I realized I was inside it's minimum breaking distance and it only just started breaking, the best I could come up with was mouthing: "Fuck... " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamblazelflack 33 Posted September 19, 2012 "Well played good sir. May the odds be ever in your favor." Said that to someone as they were standing over me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffy Banditt 31 Posted September 19, 2012 My only regret... Picking up that peice of shit noob tuber dick head anus eating 2 timing rat faced baby raping son of a dead whore!!!And this concludes my 34th try of trying to help a noob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trazier 2 Posted September 19, 2012 (edited) last words contained in this video, interesting encounter me being shot at by a bandit while im trying to make friends lol. usually id probably just reply with "*****!" .. i guess im not very imaginitive when im about to die. :PI like how around 5 mins in after being all hurt and messed up you're suddenly healed and magically change weapons.Edit: Then I watch the rest of the video, and it seems after dying you magically teleport to someone who's at the airport and grab a weapon and have an encounter with them. Dunno how else a fresh spawn would make it all the way to the airport with full food/drink while not spawning with any. It would be kind of dumb to post video evidence of your own hacking on the DayZ forums if that's what happened here, but I can't find any other way to explain what I saw.Maybe you had the earlier weapon in your ginormous backpack, but I can't explain the fresh spawn at the northeast airfield thing, or the healing. Edited September 19, 2012 by Trazier Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chernojourno 226 Posted September 19, 2012 Mine usually is "So i guess you don't want an interview then"Cherno Journo is dead (again) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FSB 26 Posted September 19, 2012 firendly Friendly FRIENDLY STOP SHOOTING AAARGhh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smalltown 29 Posted September 19, 2012 Huh.....Well fuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peder_nilsson 1 Posted September 19, 2012 Allah akbar on the mic everytime there's a chance of dieing on se9/10 ;) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RSF TheCapulet 45 Posted September 19, 2012 "I'll thank you kindly for not shooting my balls off..." "I see you staring at me. No I'm not going to shoot you, even if you stare me down for another 30 seconds. I really am friendly, you see."TheCapulet was killed."le sigh" (as I go back to play Warfare BE) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kichilron 8550 Posted September 19, 2012 http://youtu.be/AGLhBC9Q3F4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mandalore (DayZ) 76 Posted September 19, 2012 This comes to mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arkasia 0 Posted September 19, 2012 Mostly saying: 'YOLO !' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red_Sky 140 Posted September 19, 2012 "Tell CJ...all he had to do was follow the train" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timboski 618 Posted September 19, 2012 "Ya f***in pr*ck I'll be f***in back for you" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 19, 2012 Last night was in Starry, been hit and bleeding out, guy comes over to me "So any last requests" to witch i replied "I just don't know what went wrong".He laughed.... blood bagged me, bandaged me, gave me some morphine and said "Well Derpy, looks like your lucky day,"Unfortunatley for him i was just coming round from being passed out and he had his back to me so i returned the favour....his last words noted were "Fucking Bronies man.... Killed by a fucking Brony...." Maxwell was killed. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peder_nilsson 1 Posted September 19, 2012 Last night was in Starry, been hit and bleeding out, guy comes over to me "So any last requests" to witch i replied "I just don't know what went wrong".He laughed.... blood bagged me, bandaged me, gave me some morphine and said "Well Derpy, looks like your lucky day,"Unfortunatley for him i was just coming round from being passed out and he had his back to me so i returned the favour....his last words noted were "Fucking Bronies man.... Killed by a fucking Brony...." Maxwell was killed.That wasnt fair.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 19, 2012 That wasnt fair....It was in my eyes... he shot me, i don't care if you fix me up over my name or what i say, you still shot me.... and i will have my revenge! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Aquatic Land Walrus 565 Posted September 19, 2012 Well, off to visit your mother! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drblodski 53 Posted September 19, 2012 Why meeeee?? I've only got a fecking torch you bast... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
team_player 42 Posted September 19, 2012 F&%*YOU MTHRF*%KR YOU P*$$^ B&%^$ I'M GONNA COME AND GET YOU AND KILL YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMILY( I usually scream this over the mic) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Castle (DayZ) 23 Posted September 19, 2012 (edited) Usually just "I'm dead," as seen in Sometimes I live but I always assume I won't. Edited September 19, 2012 by Castle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sofaplayer@hotmail.com 22 Posted September 19, 2012 It was in my eyes... he shot me, i don't care if you fix me up over my name or what i say, you still shot me.... and i will have my revenge!Do they show this in the UK army as well? lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xarok777@gmail.com 205 Posted September 19, 2012 "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tonkin97 22 Posted September 19, 2012 lol last night i was shoting come at me bro!! before deathand istarted to dance on top of a firestation, took the guy nearly 40 rounds of dmr at 200 metres away to finish me. he must of not liked my flashlight.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
