DemonGroover 8836 Posted September 18, 2012 "You mongrel bastard!"If i have a frag grenade i also drop it at my feet. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 18, 2012 Oh shit. oh shit, oh shit.... FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKDerpy Hooves was killedGod Dammit.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charley-taylor@hotmail.co.uk 39 Posted September 18, 2012 I usually say on direct communication, 'You PRICK!!!!' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UbiquitousBadGuy 846 Posted September 18, 2012 "I know people! Powerful p-"UbiBadGuy is dead. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evil.piggeh 44 Posted September 18, 2012 (edited) last words contained in this video, interesting encounter me being shot at by a bandit while im trying to make friends lol. usually id probably just reply with "*****!" .. i guess im not very imaginitive when im about to die. :P Edited September 18, 2012 by evil.piggeh 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted September 18, 2012 "LEAVE ME ALONE, GODDAMMIT" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bludy 324 Posted September 18, 2012 fuck you bitch! orwhy?? i'm a good guy!then satchel charge set to 30''(..it's a shame they are rare!), but not always there is enough time! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anarchyihdi 151 Posted September 18, 2012 Mine are usually "was that a gunshot?"or"friendly"or my most used one"Damnit.. im dead, guys.. im dead.. go fuck 'em up for me" -.- 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gavalin 90 Posted September 18, 2012 1st death "Wait, what just...how'd we blow up clear out here?" Teleport hacker death north eastern most quadrant of the map.2nd "Contact, gunfire M4SD, SHIT I'm down, *Starts throwing Mod 0 rounds into the forest all predator style* "Fuck, he got me, no I can't see him." Hacker with invis script on.3rd. "Man what the fuck!" (Buddy replies to my outburst) "Nothing just I thought zombies weren't suppose to spawn on you and I have been ninja spawned by Mike Tyson zombies seven times today! Oh god damn it not again! (Then I waited patiently as my blood dropped and the zombie ated me. My buddy coming to shoot the zombie when I had 136 blood, bled out) *A sorrowful* fuck...4th "Umm you can't crawl under the railing on the top floor? Good to know...*Me la aiming at stary from second floor go to ninja lean and does a barrel roll under the railing* "So ... ya don't listen when they say do a barrel roll, I just belly flopped from the top floor to the bottom, I'll be back."5th."Ok you got left tents I got right." *AKM shot* "I'm down, my left. (Buddy says that didn't help him much) "Electrical box side. He should have aggro all over!" 6th death (First on private hive over side chat.) *Me la crusin in my white car* "Anyone need a ride" (Lotta people /play DayZ taxi, car full of common weapons for fresh spawns. Picked four people up, give them all guns. Cover the zombie aggro the car made with my Mod 0) *Suddenly gun first, I'm the first to die. People screaching "who was it who was it". * My simple reply "Who was here, didn't die, and no longer on the server any more...probably that one." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atombrain 9 Posted September 18, 2012 "Okay, Greg, put the tent down by me."*You are Dead*"HAHAHA! OH MY GOD! YOU KILL ME WITH THE TENT!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hatfieldcw 184 Posted September 18, 2012 Maaaan, I don't even know you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ICYTHROWER 3 Posted September 19, 2012 "Soon....your time will come soon..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMachine 803 Posted September 19, 2012 "I know people! Powerful p-"UbiBadGuy is dead.Mine is normally, "hey bra, I know people, WHITE PEOPLE". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yadidle 5 Posted September 19, 2012 I usually yell "Friendly!" frantically until they kill me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sniperteam6 8 Posted September 19, 2012 Wanker!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaarrrgggghhhhhhhhh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jackftw 310 Posted September 19, 2012 ''FRIENDLIES IN CHERNO?'' 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
str33tsuite 19 Posted September 19, 2012 I usually just say "asshole I was unarmed" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imafighter 236 Posted September 19, 2012 "Sorry for not going to church!"after escaping a church zombies, and then getting shot by an AS50. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mio.rogvall@gmail.com 107 Posted September 19, 2012 "Frag out" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eazy-Makaveli 33 Posted September 19, 2012 "my 70 virgins await me" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
legrandmawak 3 Posted September 19, 2012 friendly ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeyaKev 12 Posted September 19, 2012 "I'm going to go buy some cheats, teleport to you and nuke the server!1!1!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maca (DayZ) 769 Posted September 19, 2012 Fuck no not again........................................Then i think to myselfVVVV Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted September 19, 2012 (edited) "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"Some random insult i think of on the fly,orI just screech "FREEDOM!" (Works best with the William Wallace face.) Edited September 19, 2012 by Pendragon 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muncywolverine 236 Posted September 19, 2012 (edited) I've only had the displeasure of being able to utter a last word in a few deaths over my dayz career.One i recall i was a fresh spawn, swimming from Otmel island to the mainland (shortcut). Some DOUCHE on the beach with a hatchet literally came up to me after i got out of the water and hatchet'd me to death. I didn't even make a move to run away.All i did was type "Your fucking pathetic" and respawn.In Kamenka.FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- Edited September 19, 2012 by Muncywolverine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
