chris p. bacon 182 Posted September 16, 2012 I wish I had recorded it, but I was in Elektro this evening at the hospital when I heard distantly through my headphones these words:"HOLY FUCK! MOUNTAIN FUCKING DEW! FUCK YEAH"About two minutes later, I heard this from the same person:"I FOUND MOUNTAIN DEW BITCHES"I was on the server US 1392. Did anyone else hear this? :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man vs Wild 313 Posted September 16, 2012 its kind of a joke but shhh I didn't tell you thatp.s green mountain worshippers I have already been there and left my dew Ive done my time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
audiophillia 1 Posted September 16, 2012 After about 250,000 Cokes. I think any survivor would savoir that mountain dew. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fatherjohn 143 Posted September 16, 2012 you mean mountain dew doesn't give you invincibility? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daze23 549 Posted September 16, 2012 it's rare ingameit's also notorious for being high in caffeine and sugar, therefore making is 'essential' for long/all-night gaming sessions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnarchyBrownies 1383 Posted September 16, 2012 I don't want to bitch or anything but I'm pretty sure this thread- and this question for that matter- is blasphemous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted September 17, 2012 It makes you bullet proof for 5 minutes. Honest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted September 17, 2012 Those who doubt the power of The Dew..i give you a Dew advertising campaign.. Foreseeing the wookie/dew connection. That's fucked up shit right there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16185 Posted September 17, 2012 Hullo there,I'd not heard of it until Dayz. Is it like lemonade? The only fizzy stuff I drink is Lager. (and antacids, usually after the Lager)rgdsLoK 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daze23 549 Posted September 17, 2012 Those who doubt the power of The Dew..i give you a Dew advertising campaign.. Foreseeing the wookie/dew connection. That's fucked up shit right there.that's not a wookie. it's a ghillie suit :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zackthazman 23 Posted September 17, 2012 Cause dew tastes good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sausagekingofchicago 4711 Posted September 17, 2012 Because what's good for Honey Boo Boo is good for us. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mankind 8 Posted September 17, 2012 Because Mountain Dew is life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Littleassassin2 73 Posted September 17, 2012 Mountain Dew is the greatest Soda ever invented, and it's the rarest item in the game. Sadly, it is cursed and will get you killed sooner than if you didn't have it, much like a smoker will die younger than if they didn't smoke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyTrident73 8 Posted September 17, 2012 It's the Dew. That's all you need to know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
