Looking for sexy woman to playing with

[Gavalin 90]

This thread sent me through more emotions in a 15 minute time span then a funeral for a relative you really didn't know. Laughing happy shudder OMFG WHY EYES BLEEDING awwww well hell...

On a positive note, I'm 28, love gaming, walks through the snow. I like to cook as well. Favorite past times have been RPGs, pen and paper as well as any game with a zombie in it. I have a running tally of the movies that have head shots in them that I enjoy. Skype info is in my profile and can't wait to talk to whom ever wants to answer *giggle*

[Highspiral 82]

On a positive note, I'm 28, love gaming, walks through the snow. I like to cook as well. Favorite past times have been RPGs, pen and paper as well as any game with a zombie in it. I have a running tally of the movies that have head shots in them that I enjoy. Skype info is in my profile and can't wait to talk to whom ever wants to answer *giggle*

You're post (Especially "*giggle*" ) says "I'm a girl". your porfile says MALE and you're responding to someone looking for a woman / lady / girl / female. picture says "woodland warrior" NOT "Warriatrix"

I'm in that weird part of the internetz again.

correction - there ain't no non-weird parts left. NVM.

[PygmyJess 91]

Over the past few days I have been told & learned there are no girls on the internet.

[Gavalin 90]

You're post (Especially "*giggle*" ) says "I'm a girl". your porfile says MALE and you're responding to someone looking for a woman / lady / girl / female. picture says "woodland warrior" NOT "Warriatrix"

I'm in that weird part of the internetz again.

correction - there ain't no non-weird parts left. NVM.

Nope just a quack. Yes I do giggle, I'll admit it. I hiss purr growl, all kinds weird shit. Just because.

[Max Planck 7174]

Urgh. This threads just making me feel ill now... "orange Cheeto's fingers..." That's going to haunt me.

You could just wash them you know.

Edited September 13, 2012 by Max Planck

[DazTroyer 227]

This is one freaky thread....

[facet 66]

Try to contakt Matt Lightfoot

He´s/She´s the right for you take a look:

Sorry dude, your mom is not type of woman I'm looking for

[Orphen (DayZ) 14]

hi bby, id luv 2 ply wif u :33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

[Highspiral 82]

Nope just a quack.

Would that be Urban dictionary entry #18 or #19 ?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quack&page=3

[Itchy (DayZ) 59]

Go play Sims 3 you mental case!!! :facepalm:

[eule 10]

Rocket, give us sexy, scary female zombies lusting for our flesh!!! :P

[terex 322]

Here's my friend Jenny:

She's clever and has a sexy voice.

Everyone's ideal female gamer image.

[uncledude426@gmail.com 107]

Betcha he finds a nice 45+ yr old hairy sweaty guy who likes playing DayZ in his underwear in a vinyl chair, with some awesome voice altering software. I even see fingers stained orange with Cheetos. *shudder*

Hey, my webcam is private! :blink:

[Gavalin 90]

Would that be Urban dictionary entry #18 or #19 ?

http://www.urbandict...rm=quack&page=3

I have no clue can not access the site from here so a shot in the dark and 18! You've officially made my night. Laughed a few times, hate being sick :(

[WargameKlok 166]

Oh god I just grossed myself out.

Did you also throw up in your mouth because i sure did.

@OP I think this is a wonderful idea and I would also like some bitches to run with, maybe a little stable of bitches so that there's always one around.

You bitches must be: Good lookin, because I likes my bitches fine, not like some fugly old troll with missing toofesis.

My bitches gotta work: Because I don't and I gots to eat, right?

My bitches need to be good looters: because I'm tired and don't wanna have to do everything myself.

Please PM me so that we can get this party started!

[CerebralZombie (DayZ) 151]

Looking for sexy woman to playing with

Must be with sexy voice and with nice look. Mature and not stupid. Some DayZ skills welcome!

My time is GMT+0

Send me pm baby!

This is no joke – Thanks

Edited September 14, 2012 by CerebralZombie

[Bearderus 17]

You have my beans. Good luck with your search..

[boneboys 7988]

This is Off-Topic or Survivour HQ stuff but I'm not sure which !

Anyways, I'm not getting involved.

[rollo23 57]

Well if this goes well we'll have to start a dating section.

hmmm DateZ sounds intresting.....

[Deetwo 69]

I was about to call it a night....but no I just had to walk into the one thread with freaky pics galore.....

[aggressivek 22]

Good luck with this :P

[Wüstenfuchs (DayZ) 105]

Hi. You posted this in the New Player Discussion which is a wrong area. I moved the thread to Survivor HQ.

Please read the pinned/sticky threads before starting a new topic!

Are you looking for others to team up with? Want to announce clan? Read this!

Read this before starting a new topic!

[Smalltown 29]

Hey where all the white women at?

Edited September 16, 2012 by Smalltown

[LunaTiK (DayZ) 45]

The internets: Where men act like boys, boys pretend to be men, women are usually men and little girls are FBI agents.

Over the past few days I have been told & learned there are no girls on the internet.

That's a sexy stache you got going on. I've never been into dudes but there is something different about you that I can't really place.

Edited September 17, 2012 by LunaTiK

[Orlyy (DayZ) 16]

I wish this wasn't a troll, oh fuck.