Close your mouth please !

[Pony Vests 13]

Jesus fucking christ, if a zombie apocalypse suddenly makes everyone forget how to chew with their mouth closed, I'm going to just off myself.

[D3nty 114]

Herp derp

[WargameKlok 166]

yeah but I'm a mouth breather. And an assclown. So you shall continue to hear me breath/eat/shout/laugh

[doom4mr 135]

that why I wanted to suggest shout box/ chat for DayZ community...

[FrostDMG 398]

Jesus fucking christ, if a zombie apocalypse suddenly makes everyone forget how to chew with their mouth closed, I'm going to just off myself.

Yeah. It's pretty annoying :\

[rogue246 28]

File this under useless threads..

[AG-D.Wright 56]

_{Everyone knows all soldiers (Well, most of them,) are redneck mouthbreathers who think they're defending their country when in reality they're pawns of huge corporations doing their dirty work for them with the illusion of "SERVING THEIR COUNTRY!! DURR"}

Edited September 1, 2012 by Boneboys

[SimplyFresh 0]

Everyone knows all soldiers (Well, most of them,) are redneck mouthbreathers who think they're defending their country when in reality they're pawns of huge corporations doing their dirty work for them with the illusion of "SERVING THEIR COUNTRY!! DURR"

+10000000000000000000

[AG-D.Wright 56]

+10000000000000000000

Thanks!

[dallas 5195]

I agree with every single post in this thread.

[adamtheheretic 106]

Helpful.

[FrostDMG 398]

Everyone knows all soldiers (Well, most of them,) are redneck mouthbreathers who think they're defending their country when in reality they're pawns of huge corporations doing their dirty work for them with the illusion of "SERVING THEIR COUNTRY!! DURR"

You are an offensive and ignorant fuck.

Show some respect and edit your post

[welch 11]

Everyone knows all soldiers (Well, most of them,) are redneck mouthbreathers who think they're defending their country when in reality they're pawns of huge corporations doing their dirty work for them with the illusion of "SERVING THEIR COUNTRY!! DURR"

Amurica! I bet you believe in Illuminati, too?

[AG-D.Wright 56]

You are an offensive and ignorant fuck.

Show some respect and edit your post

Keep lying to yourself; you know it to be true!

Amurica! I bet you believe in Illuminati, too?

Uhh, nope! The notion of the Illuminati is ridiculous

Edited September 1, 2012 by Slazors92

[Inception. 9443]

File this under useless threads..

File this under useless comments.

[Inception. 9443]

Everyone knows all soldiers (Well, most of them,) are redneck mouthbreathers who think they're defending their country when in reality they're pawns of huge corporations doing their dirty work for them with the illusion of "SERVING THEIR COUNTRY!! DURR"

'all soldiers'

>implying most/all soldiers are American

[AG-D.Wright 56]

'all soldiers'

>implying most/all soldiers are American

I said "most" of them, but I apologize for that inconsistency.

P.S: Keep the greentexting on 4chan :)

Edited September 1, 2012 by Slazors92

[Odrama Vin Laden 18]

I'm sorry but that is extremely disrespectful to say about our armed forces. If the majority of our soldiers are like that why don't you enlist? That's right, you won't.

[AG-D.Wright 56]

I'm sorry but that is extremely disrespectful to say about our armed forces. If the majority of our soldiers are like that why don't you enlist? That's right, you won't.

Why would I give away 2-4 years of my life while potentially risking it for the illusion that I'm protecting my homeland? Educate yourself, please.

[Odrama Vin Laden 18]

Ah so we'd be better off if everyone had your outlook then right?

Edited September 1, 2012 by Odrama Vin Laden

[sostronk 334]

If a Zombie apocalyse comes, my mouth will constantly be opened, eating human beings.

[AG-D.Wright 56]

Ah so we'd be better off if everyone had your outlook then right?

Absolutely not! I know people disagree with me and hey, I may even be wrong. I may have been bashing soldiers, but Its not really their fault for getting drawn into the war machine. Again, I'm not a pacifist and believe war is necessary at some points, but hey, War is on America's agenda and they need bodies. 200 years and 10 major wars? Tell me its not on our agenda.

[Odrama Vin Laden 18]

Yeah I can agree with you their, but it's not right to bash soldiers like that because of decisions that our political leaders make. Many soldiers enlist because at the time that's all they can do to benefit themselves.

[AG-D.Wright 56]

Yeah I can agree with you their, but it's not right to bash soldiers like that because of decisions that our political leaders make. Many soldiers enlist because at the time that's all they can do to benefit themselves.

Benefit? Sure, they might help them through college, but this country treats their veterans like shit. None of them are given what they deserve. Trust me, I'm not one of those morons holding "God hates soldier" signs outside soldier funerals, but it enrages me that they join the armed forces thinking they're doing it for the greater good.

[Odrama Vin Laden 18]

You don't know these people. It's not fair to generalize the entire group. Some people just hit a wall in their lives, wether it be their fault or not, and it becomes the only option. Can't find a job, or don't want to work for nothing the rest of your life, and failed or can't afford school, so what else is there to do? Join the forces. It's better money than people might think. It can help people through a tough time. I have many family members that have been, or currently are enlisted. You gotta have respect for that. It's harder than what most people do with their lives, and they do it willingly. It's not for me and I'd be the first to tell you that, but for others it is.