Gales 12 Posted August 28, 2012 Anyone else think it'd be a good idea?Perhaps a few more lady zombies at least, and the option to have sexy-boom-booms with them. There should be a "stress" level added to the game, all that zombie killing and coke drinking can't be healthy, so you should have to take a zombie on a date, walk around in the moonlight with her through Cherno, sit on the pier together and cuddle until the sunrises, then take her to a barn and get down and dirty, or if she doesn't enjoy herself she bites your face off. I think it'd add a whole new spin to the game. Another idea might be to make some zombies really slutty but with the chance of catching the infection, whilst others play hard to get and are clean. Diners, why aren't there any well fortified diners? When the apocalypse finally comes I'm going to open up "Gales' Greasy Gun", I'll cook fresh food all year round, we'll have a large security force to see off the horde, perhaps open up a motel alongside.You're all invited, thank you for your time. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gogster (DayZ) 626 Posted August 28, 2012 Is it just today you're out for? 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gales 12 Posted August 28, 2012 I take it you don't share my opinion? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Covance 5903 Posted August 28, 2012 (edited) Is it just today you're out for?Not only do I share your opinion, but you also made my day. Beans for you. :D Edited August 28, 2012 by ApplejackDaniels Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gales 12 Posted August 28, 2012 All team up against the crazy one. I get it. Just you wait, me and my zombie girlfriend, zombella will get you. When this gets added to the game, we'll see who's laughing. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Covance 5903 Posted August 28, 2012 Okay, for that post I can finally give you beans! I was afraid people will look at me like I'm crazy if I bean up the opening post. Be sure to send Zombella my best of greetings. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grezvany13 56 Posted August 28, 2012 If I'm correct there are already female zombies ;) However, there are more female characters in ArmA2 which aren't converted to zeds yet.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gales 12 Posted August 28, 2012 I just want some crazy messed up sex with the zombies, just to be the first one to say: "Yeah, I tap'd that".Applejack, thank you. You can live at the diner with me and Zombella. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CerebralZombie (DayZ) 151 Posted August 28, 2012 To bate to?Like looking up a hookers skirt in GTA? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gales 12 Posted August 28, 2012 Nono, I'm not a master. I just wondered why there wasn't any sexy zombies, in an area that large SOMEONE had to be having sex. Why no zombies in their outfits? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Covance 5903 Posted August 28, 2012 Dat awkward Englishman... *lol* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gales 12 Posted August 28, 2012 Don't you think? I mean, people are always at it. I just have a pumped right arm and get suspicious glances from my girlfriend. I just don't know why there aren't any and it makes me sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CerebralZombie (DayZ) 151 Posted August 28, 2012 (edited) Haha yeah, I'm just playing around! ;)Edit: With a Mature rating in a game, why not include that type of zombie? Edited August 28, 2012 by CerebralZombie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gales 12 Posted August 28, 2012 Exactly! It wouldn't take anything away from the game at all. Ah, my mind is wasted on this planet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CerebralZombie (DayZ) 151 Posted August 28, 2012 Yeah and they have a female skin already... Is there even female zombies? (For some reason I can't picture any?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M O N S T E R 599 Posted August 28, 2012 Not all women wear skimpy outfits during intercourse. Sometimes it's the men.-MONSTER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CerebralZombie (DayZ) 151 Posted August 28, 2012 Not all women wear skimpy outfits during intercourse. Sometimes it's the men.-MONSTERThey can have both female and male dominatrix's. :lol: Guy with ball n' gag plus leather with studs.Female with wip in hand and leather also, ect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gales 12 Posted August 28, 2012 I don't know if there are female zombies, if there are I've never seen one. Monster, how awkwardly funny would it be to see a male zombie on all four being led by a female zombie all in leather? It'd just make me chuckle and make the kill that little bit easier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CerebralZombie (DayZ) 151 Posted August 28, 2012 Yeah! The males in leather have to be the crawling Zeds! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SumoS 168 Posted August 28, 2012 I hope this will tide you over until then: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gales 12 Posted August 28, 2012 See, that's what this game needs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olisonera 126 Posted August 28, 2012 Perhaps the zombie virus evolved from an STD, and the patient zero frequented the women of the night... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iceage 0 Posted August 28, 2012 I am new here..................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gales 12 Posted August 28, 2012 I am new here.....................Welcome, to the surviving few, it's been a while since we got any virtual clunge hence all this talk, and yes, it may well have been a serious strain of STDage. What a world we live in, can't even acknowledge an erection without becoming a zombie. Damn it all! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boneboys 7988 Posted August 28, 2012 Oh dear me,,,Moving to the Suggestion forum, it's that or just locking the idea :blink: . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
