PvtZach 5 Posted August 23, 2012 FIX. YOUR. MOTHER. FUCKING. GAME.This game/mod isnt ready for a fucking standalone as of how SHITTY it is right now. If you hit ANYTHING at 4mph your fucking engine goes red and your tire fucking breaks. The flying is shitty as fuck. The zombies are shitty as fuck. and the game/mod is shitty as fuck. Fuck you Rocket. and fuck your staff."Graphic glitches are a simple fix" - RocketTHEN FUCKING FIX THEM. DUMBDICK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOtherStephano 2 Posted August 23, 2012 Just because you can't fly doesn't mean the flying is shitty, it's actually all right and pretty simple. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
symptom 185 Posted August 23, 2012 What part of this game being in ALPHA do you not understand?? Stop crying and either play, or don't play. Glitches and bugs are bound to happen. But just so you know....the stand alone wont be out till close to Christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SqTH 260 Posted August 23, 2012 FIX. YOUR. MOTHER. FUCKING. GAME.This game/mod isnt ready for a fucking standalone as of how SHITTY it is right now. If you hit ANYTHING at 4mph your fucking engine goes red and your tire fucking breaks. The flying is shitty as fuck. The zombies are shitty as fuck. and the game/mod is shitty as fuck. Fuck you Rocket. and fuck your staff."Graphic glitches are a simple fix" - RocketTHEN FUCKING FIX THEM. DUMBDICK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted August 23, 2012 thats 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme !Rocket. He is fucking lives.and staff.full porn mode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PricelineNegotiator (DayZ) 25 Posted August 23, 2012 CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beavaroo 90 Posted August 23, 2012 "Shitty as fuck"... I think you're in the wrong hole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightFire661 13 Posted August 23, 2012 FIX. YOUR. MOTHER. FUCKING. GAME.This game/mod isnt ready for a fucking standalone as of how SHITTY it is right now. If you hit ANYTHING at 4mph your fucking engine goes red and your tire fucking breaks. The flying is shitty as fuck. The zombies are shitty as fuck. and the game/mod is shitty as fuck. Fuck you Rocket. and fuck your staff."Graphic glitches are a simple fix" - RocketTHEN FUCKING FIX THEM. DUMBDICK.You should know by know Rocket hasn't a clue how to fix the Graphics. Just set it to Very low. Texture Quality to Low and Video mem to default and restart the game. It will work fine after that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobDole (DayZ) 129 Posted August 23, 2012 lol i have never been without a vehicle and i can confirm hitting something at 10mph wont make your engine red. youre the shitty. go play l4d kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IsActuallyDolan 8 Posted August 23, 2012 It isn't his game. It is his mod. He can only fix some of the problem, not all of the problems which come with the game. Whinging about it won't make it happen any sooner... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xarok777@gmail.com 205 Posted August 23, 2012 Sounds like someone crashed their shit and is throwing a tantrum! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thehumandove 344 Posted August 23, 2012 Dumbdick? Elementary school confirmed 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted August 23, 2012 A young gamer known as pvt zach couldnt fly helis to save his crack flew into a rage stormed the forums in a mad rampage ..showed as much brains as a ballsack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jgut90 71 Posted August 23, 2012 I don't know why I lol'ed so much when I read the DUMBDICK part.. Is there a SMARTDICK? Poor Rocket has a DUMBDICK. :( 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sausagekingofchicago 4711 Posted August 23, 2012 I wish the internet had an age restriction.(*I know not all of you younger guys are like OP but a lot of you are. Sometimes it goes away with age, sometimes.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted August 23, 2012 You want sympathy?Look in the dictionary, its right next to Syphilis. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
speca 193 Posted August 23, 2012 A young gamer known as pvt zach couldnt fly helis to save his crack flew into a rage stormed the forums in a mad rampage ..showed as much brains as a ballsackLooooooool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
infctedmushr00mxbox360@gmail.com 68 Posted August 23, 2012 I feed off of tears. Please, Continue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted August 23, 2012 What a retard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brachra 112 Posted August 23, 2012 (edited) I have a feeling something is SHITTY AS FUCK Anyone else getting that feeling? Edited August 23, 2012 by Brachra Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beavaroo 90 Posted August 23, 2012 (edited) Zach has a problem it would seemOf gravitas in the extreme.He's plumb out of luck.It's all "shitty as fuck"And, to boot, he's just started a meme. Edited August 23, 2012 by Wawazat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txontirea@gmail.com 7 Posted August 23, 2012 Join a private hive and go hack nuts, you noob! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maxgor 2314 Posted August 23, 2012 Why do you think he's going standalone? DayZ is a mess right now and he can't move forward without basically ditching the mod. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticker704 121 Posted August 23, 2012 2/10.Meh. Not obvious enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
