puppetworx 474 Posted August 23, 2012 So I meet this guy, Kenny, in Elektro and we team up for a bit, loot the town and kill a pair of bandits who tried to gain our trust only to attack us with an axe when we didn't want to come North with them (to some tents they said they'd found, whole thing was very sketchy). We both log soon after as it's gotten really dark and we add each other on Steam. After some dinner we chat on Steam and decide to team up again for a while. We head to Cherno and I spot two snipers to the Northwest in the treeline, I sneak up on them and kill one, heavily injure the other but he logs just in time because my bandit skin was being applied as I was pumping AK bullets into his head. I take an M14 and some other swag from the dead sniper.We're now in Cherno and meet with one of Kenny's friends who has been added to the Steam chat when I spot two helicopters on the roof of one of the buildings (scripted ofc but they look like fun), we grab as many Jerry Cans so one of us can make a run for them with fuel (if needed) while the others cover. We've now been playing about 3 hours together now (see where this is going..) and we're at the base of the tower. I'll be making the run for the chopper because I'm a decent pilot but my blood is low so I tell Kenny to transfuse me "Ok" he says "come in here" and they both duck into an industrial building behind me. So I get inside and Kenny says "Me and my friend here have actually been working together this entire time... Drop all your stuff on the floor, now."I have an M14, they have an AK-74 each, I don't like this proposition, I drop them both. The Steam chat goes silent for a moment and Kenny finally pipes up "...we were only joking.", ... so I hide their bodies, block them both from Steam and fly off into the sunset in my Huey. Jokes on you motherfucker. 17 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Never 237 Posted August 23, 2012 Annnnnnnnnnd the moral of the story is:PEOPLE ARE CUNTS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crocker 11 Posted August 23, 2012 To EVERY "Just Kidding" there's always SOME truth to it.Job well done PuppetworxSalute-Crocket 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puppetworx 474 Posted August 23, 2012 To EVERY "Just Kidding" there's always SOME truth to it.Yeah, and I guess I have a very low tolerance for doubt when playing DayZ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crocker 11 Posted August 24, 2012 Yeah, and I guess I have a very low tolerance for doubt when playing DayZ.I didn't have one at first (Low tolerance), but when playing this game repeatedly, one learns fast (if you want to live).-Crocket Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renan Ruivo 3 Posted August 24, 2012 If they really were joking they would have called it off the minute bullets began flying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlcoholicJoker 7 Posted August 24, 2012 I usually take a dump, feels pretty good, try it sometime. Also, dump this POS game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daring 12 Posted August 24, 2012 My clan tried to troll me in the same way. All 6 of them surrounded me and told me to drop my stuff, or they'd shoot. I took out all of them with my M14. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikewhiskey (DayZ) 27 Posted August 24, 2012 I heard that brother. Jokes on them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlcoholicJoker 7 Posted August 24, 2012 uh, the game is a joke, no consequence, it's willy nilly free dude, the game blows Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted August 24, 2012 If they really were joking they would have called it off the minute bullets began flying. Once the bullets were flying i dont think it would have mattered :D The fuckers may have been joking but..shit backfires and all of sudden its jam face. At least you were on the ball Puppet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlcoholicJoker 7 Posted August 24, 2012 Once the bullets were flying i dont think it would have mattered :D The fuckers may have been joking but..shit backfires and all of sudden its jam face. At least you were on the ball Puppet.I remember this one time during grade 3, the teacher had us all sitting on the carpet while she read a story from some book. Well, during that time, some kid rips it so hard, the kid says ouch, not oo long after that, some other kid says, what did it backfire, i was literally lmao, I will never forget it, good times good times Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted August 24, 2012 very well played dude indeed! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kar98 27 Posted August 24, 2012 I got a mate who does something similiar where he will fire above your head. Eventually I got fed up and unloaded my M16 into him. 0 fucks given Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Gunslinger_ 46 Posted August 24, 2012 "I see a player coming from the South""Yeah that's me""Quick, shoot him!"-BLAM-"What the fuck!?""Dude I was kidding!"Maxim 15: Only you can prevent friendly fire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
