The Bicycle.

[Inception. 9443]

The Bicycle is the god of all vehicles.

Nothing is more superior than the Bicycle.

It's so god-like it deserves to be a proper noun.

It's silent, but deadly.

Reaching an average of 50k's per hour on road and up to 100k's maximum, this is something the world has never seen.

Do not underestimate the power of the bicycle.

OKAY?!

EDIT: 42 REPLIES TO THIS TOPIC--the meaning of life has been reached!

Edited August 21, 2012 by Inception.

[burritoman259 593]

lol me and a friend found a bike broke both our legs pure danger riding one of these

[Inception. 9443]

lol me and a friend found a bike broke both our legs pure danger riding one of these

wat

[HarunDanyal 49]

Yah I have been telling people that the Old Bike is the best vehicle in game, but they don't listen man, they don't listen! Let us start a club.

[chernojourno 226]

I miss my bicycle.

Silent, no fuel and damn fast. Looking for a new one now.

[Bobcomss 189]

lol me and a friend found a bike broke both our legs pure danger riding one of these

Yeah lol, me and my bro found one, as he rode over the train tracks it flipped him around an broke his leg and 8000 blood ^^

Funny though xD

[Matalgirrafe 65]

wat

You should Incept your display picture some more.

[Inception. 9443]

You should Incept your display picture some more.

IT SHALL BE DONE

[KEEPCARLM 146]

I have been using a bicycle for the past 2 days on a server. since owning it I have found NVGs, GPS, Ghillie Suit, M14 aim and tons of ammo for my G17 and DMR mags.

I log out 1000 or so meters from the bicycle spawn, because the bike I try to hide keeps vanishing, or turning into a motorbike.

[NoRegrets 495]

The Bicycle is the god of all vehicles.

Nothing is more superior than the Bicycle.

It's so god-like it deserves to be a proper noun.

It's silent, but deadly.

Reaching an average of 50k's per hour on road and up to 100k's maximum, this is something the world has never seen.

Do not underestimate the power of the bicycle.

OKAY?!

SO TRUE !!!

Edit: I've dedicated my 400th post to the allmighty bicycle ... i love you ... ring ring

Edited August 20, 2012 by NoRegrets

[Play (DayZ) 123]

Agree 100%. Once I was lucky to find one and realised how good that it....It's fast, silent and you can use in the forest! :D

[Mrksjke 60]

Bikes should be nerfed, they're incredibly awesome.

[HaseDesTodes 315]

i like bikes, but they need to get panniers... otherwise i prefer our ural truck, due to the storage...

but bikes are easy to hide, the truck... is not^^

[Stworca 87]

The bicycle is the only vehicle that i have successfully front-flipped with without dying. All hail the bicycle.

[Royalsalute 6]

The best part about bikes is that if you break it by riding into a fence or a tree or something you can just jump off and on and it will return to all green status again.

Edited August 20, 2012 by Royalsalute

[El3utherios 5]

Whenever I find a bike I always put my microphone next to my speakers and play

[stripes 92]

Beaten ^^

Edited August 20, 2012 by MadMax

[burritoman259 593]

how to brake your legs riding a bicycle,

step one, remove all morphine from your inventory,

step two, go into shock and shake like crazy,

step three, fly into a destroyed car outside electro and then proceed to snap both legs while your friend is following,

step four, SEND him to go get morphine,

step five, watch as he then proceeds to get ride straight into the wall outside the power plant wall snapping his legs and instantly him,

step six, *clears throat* "​WHAT SORCERY WAS THAT SHIT! YOU HIT THE FUCKING WALL AND DIED, THE HOSPITAL IS MILES AWAY!.

Edited August 20, 2012 by burritoman259

[snizzlenose 11]

All hail the bicycle, seriously, its the gods creation, Its;

- Indestrucable

- Self repairing

- Good speed and if not the best off-road for above statements

- Silent

- And last but especially not the least, really easy to hide. Seriously you can hide it in a pinetree and its almost invisible.

It's only flaw is that it only holds 1 person and no items, BUT WHO NEEDS ITEMS WHEN YOU GOT... A BIKE.

Edited August 20, 2012 by MeowMeow

[Stworca 87]

WHO NEEDS ITEMS OR FRIENDS WHEN YOU GOT... A BIKE.

There, i've fixed it for you, good sir.

[snizzlenose 11]

But but... I want to have friends.... as bait.

[Archonic 4]

But but... I want to have friends.... as bait.

What else are friends for?

[ZomboWTF 527]

Dont accept this heresy!

The tractor is the only godly vehicle there is!

We, the Men Of The Tractor will destroy every bike in our way!

accept your fate and pray for the tractor

[elasticz 35]

Pls nerf bikes.

[Fat Toggaf 10]

do bikes only save on the server you found it on, or does it follow you on other servers?

how do you make it not disappear on server reset?