Inception. 9443 Posted August 20, 2012 (edited) The Bicycle is the god of all vehicles.Nothing is more superior than the Bicycle.It's so god-like it deserves to be a proper noun.It's silent, but deadly.Reaching an average of 50k's per hour on road and up to 100k's maximum, this is something the world has never seen.Do not underestimate the power of the bicycle.OKAY?!EDIT: 42 REPLIES TO THIS TOPIC--the meaning of life has been reached! Edited August 21, 2012 by Inception. 13 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
burritoman259 593 Posted August 20, 2012 lol me and a friend found a bike broke both our legs pure danger riding one of these 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted August 20, 2012 lol me and a friend found a bike broke both our legs pure danger riding one of thesewat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarunDanyal 49 Posted August 20, 2012 Yah I have been telling people that the Old Bike is the best vehicle in game, but they don't listen man, they don't listen! Let us start a club. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chernojourno 226 Posted August 20, 2012 I miss my bicycle.Silent, no fuel and damn fast. Looking for a new one now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bobcomss 189 Posted August 20, 2012 lol me and a friend found a bike broke both our legs pure danger riding one of theseYeah lol, me and my bro found one, as he rode over the train tracks it flipped him around an broke his leg and 8000 blood ^^Funny though xD 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matalgirrafe 65 Posted August 20, 2012 wat You should Incept your display picture some more. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted August 20, 2012 You should Incept your display picture some more.IT SHALL BE DONE 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KEEPCARLM 146 Posted August 20, 2012 I have been using a bicycle for the past 2 days on a server. since owning it I have found NVGs, GPS, Ghillie Suit, M14 aim and tons of ammo for my G17 and DMR mags.I log out 1000 or so meters from the bicycle spawn, because the bike I try to hide keeps vanishing, or turning into a motorbike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoRegrets 495 Posted August 20, 2012 (edited) The Bicycle is the god of all vehicles.Nothing is more superior than the Bicycle.It's so god-like it deserves to be a proper noun.It's silent, but deadly.Reaching an average of 50k's per hour on road and up to 100k's maximum, this is something the world has never seen.Do not underestimate the power of the bicycle.OKAY?!SO TRUE !!!Edit: I've dedicated my 400th post to the allmighty bicycle ... i love you ... ring ring Edited August 20, 2012 by NoRegrets 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Play (DayZ) 123 Posted August 20, 2012 Agree 100%. Once I was lucky to find one and realised how good that it....It's fast, silent and you can use in the forest! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrksjke 60 Posted August 20, 2012 Bikes should be nerfed, they're incredibly awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HaseDesTodes 315 Posted August 20, 2012 i like bikes, but they need to get panniers... otherwise i prefer our ural truck, due to the storage...but bikes are easy to hide, the truck... is not^^ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stworca 87 Posted August 20, 2012 The bicycle is the only vehicle that i have successfully front-flipped with without dying. All hail the bicycle. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royalsalute 6 Posted August 20, 2012 (edited) The best part about bikes is that if you break it by riding into a fence or a tree or something you can just jump off and on and it will return to all green status again. Edited August 20, 2012 by Royalsalute 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El3utherios 5 Posted August 20, 2012 Whenever I find a bike I always put my microphone next to my speakers and play 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stripes 92 Posted August 20, 2012 (edited) Beaten ^^ Edited August 20, 2012 by MadMax Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
burritoman259 593 Posted August 20, 2012 (edited) how to brake your legs riding a bicycle,step one, remove all morphine from your inventory,step two, go into shock and shake like crazy,step three, fly into a destroyed car outside electro and then proceed to snap both legs while your friend is following,step four, SEND him to go get morphine,step five, watch as he then proceeds to get ride straight into the wall outside the power plant wall snapping his legs and instantly him,step six, *clears throat* "WHAT SORCERY WAS THAT SHIT! YOU HIT THE FUCKING WALL AND DIED, THE HOSPITAL IS MILES AWAY!. Edited August 20, 2012 by burritoman259 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snizzlenose 11 Posted August 20, 2012 (edited) All hail the bicycle, seriously, its the gods creation, Its;- Indestrucable- Self repairing- Good speed and if not the best off-road for above statements- Silent- And last but especially not the least, really easy to hide. Seriously you can hide it in a pinetree and its almost invisible.It's only flaw is that it only holds 1 person and no items, BUT WHO NEEDS ITEMS WHEN YOU GOT... A BIKE. Edited August 20, 2012 by MeowMeow 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stworca 87 Posted August 20, 2012 WHO NEEDS ITEMS OR FRIENDS WHEN YOU GOT... A BIKE.There, i've fixed it for you, good sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snizzlenose 11 Posted August 20, 2012 But but... I want to have friends.... as bait. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Archonic 4 Posted August 20, 2012 But but... I want to have friends.... as bait.What else are friends for? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZomboWTF 527 Posted August 20, 2012 Dont accept this heresy!The tractor is the only godly vehicle there is!We, the Men Of The Tractor will destroy every bike in our way!accept your fate and pray for the tractor 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fat Toggaf 10 Posted August 20, 2012 do bikes only save on the server you found it on, or does it follow you on other servers?how do you make it not disappear on server reset? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites