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Memorable/Funny Last Words (In Day Z)

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What are some hilarious/Memorable Last words said/heard in Day Z, while you've been playing?

Bonus points if you can match it with a funny picture :-) or post the actual video!

Here are some of mine, they're sort of lame, but the pictures make me laugh xD

EDIT: Apparantly I suck at this whole posting pictures thing, so I just put the links instead until I have this figured out... sorry guys :-S

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Funniest thing I've ever heard was a guy who got hunted down by us screaming with a really immature (guess 13 or less) voice "No no no nonononono nooo!"

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Tip: To post pics, upload them to imgur.com, if the image is hosted on other site it only shows the link, for imgur, it shows the image on the post. At least that's what I found while posting images, maybe other image hosting sites work too.

About the funny last words, in the twitch stream /deagen, he asked someone to protect him from zombies cause he had no gear, and while the guy was protecting him killing zombies, he stole a nade from his backpack and throw it to him, the guy screamed "Ohh god!" when the nade exploded. Here's the video:

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Tip: To post pics, upload them to imgur.com, if the image is hosted on other site it only shows the link, for imgur, it shows the image on the post. At least that's what I found while posting images, maybe other image hosting sites work too.

Thank you SO much! I'll defiantly try that now.

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I said "Hey!" to a survivor out in the woods once and this is literally what happened

Survivor: Don't Shoot!

-Shoots at me-

Thought it was funny as he didn't even finish his sentence before he started shooting. His last words of course!

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lol....anybody ever runs to me saying....well pretty much anything I am panic shooting his face off.

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That you are a POS ?

Thanks for the 20th dislike.

Here is a spoon.

Dig that sand out of your smelly vag.

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I dont have proof but i was shot by a gunman at Balota once and i managed to run to the little shack by the hangar. I was bleeding and very low on blood. I was done for.

I could hear my would be murderer coming towards the shack i was hiding in, coming to finish me off.

So i did the only thing i could, just as he was about to stick his gun around the doorway i dropped a grenade at my feet.

"Badaboom!" were my words.

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Tip: To post pics, upload them to imgur.com, if the image is hosted on other site it only shows the link, for imgur, it shows the image on the post. At least that's what I found while posting images, maybe other image hosting sites work too.

About the funny last words, in the twitch stream /deagen, he asked someone to protect him from zombies cause he had no gear, and while the guy was protecting him killing zombies, he stole a nade from his backpack and throw it to him, the guy screamed "Ohh god!" when the nade exploded. Here's the video:

You evil bastard lol

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"Hey man you see that bush?-HOLY SHIT GHILLE"

"*Random chatter on teams peak*-WOAH WHO THE FUCK IS THA-" *bang bang*

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"Hey, you there, you friendly?" I wasn't.

Reading this while looking at your avatar of Shane made me laugh out loud. Good one. I'd give you beans but I hardly have enough for myself.

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driving a car along north of elektra last night and spot a survivor running around the road. i get out and shoot him with a couple of rounds and get bk into my car with him alive... he then jumps into car next to me like oh hai guyz :) a few minutes of driving later he says oh im bledding out and gotta go meet my friend he bails out of car as im driving along "AAARGGHGH" ....dead

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"DONT SHOOT I AM FRIENDLY! I JUST SPAWNED IN I HAVE NO GEAR I AM UNARMED!"

Guy was wearing a ghillie with an MK.48 and an AS50.

The reason he screamed was because he heard my footsteps behind him as he tried to quickly get up and scurry away. I pumped 2 out of 3 rounds from my M4A3 CCO in his back and he made one final comment in a very depressing manner.

"Oh why do I bother...?"

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