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Found helicopter...comes back online the next day server is down...

fifth time i find something good just to have the server be down the whole day or get deleted....

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Step 1: Buy your own server.

Step 2: Keep that server online 24/7

Step 3: Eat cake.

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Today I got out all of the ingredients to make a smoothie. Got all the ingredients into the blender.

THE BLENDER DID NOT SPIN

I REPEAT

THE BLENDER DID NOT SPIN

..turns out it wasn't plugged in! After all of that time I finally told my butler to go buy me one from the store. I was exhausted.

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Lol I found a heli fixed it up... Was psyched, I decided to fly it one day... Having not played Arma 2: CO at all before playing DayZ I did not know how to fly it... but whatever I tried, figured out q was to take off so I did... then hit a tree. That is the story of my helicopter. I will stick to cars -.- lol

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i have practiced like 30 hours in flying a heli in the Arma editor,

never found a helicopter to fly

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Bonus beans to anyone who read the OP's title like William Shattner! :)

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Today I got out all of the ingredients to make a smoothie. Got all the ingredients into the blender.

THE BLENDER DID NOT SPIN

I REPEAT

THE BLENDER DID NOT SPIN

..turns out it wasn't plugged in! After all of that time I finally told my butler to go buy me one from the store. I was exhausted.

ROFL thank you was a good laugh! You Sir have my beans....

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Step 1: Buy your own server.

Step 2: Keep that server online 24/7

Step 3: Eat cake.

Step 5: Eat more cake ?

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Bonus beans to anyone who read the OP's title like William Shattner! :)

I like beans, I'll pretend that I did.

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Step 1: Buy your own server.

Step 2: Keep that server online 24/7

Step 3: Eat cake.

i aint paying money to play a broken game...

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Found first helicopter crash site. Already looted. Got shot. Washed up on shore.

Normal day in DayZ. Get used to it.

finding a helicopter is different then finding just another crash....

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find bus,fix bus,took 2 hours,drive bus for 10 secs,sniper blows it up.

we out chea

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