griffinz 2816 Posted August 20, 2012 I don't think YOU'RE going to deliver either and my heart is sad because of it.Problem is, if I deliver, then the OP can't deliver. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tjG3ftw436 17 Posted August 20, 2012 Since I don't have Mountain Dew you can have my beans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bullet Catcher 7 Posted August 20, 2012 Problem is, if I deliver, then the OP can't deliver.Griff, Griffy....Grifferino....the problem is, the OP will not deliver, we have been trolled. I know man, I know, we all wanted to believe...but....it's time to let go friend, let go... and ban the shit outta the OP! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaysGoodLiquor 93 Posted August 20, 2012 I found the vid, good shot by the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sakeoe (DayZ) 115 Posted August 20, 2012 (edited) OP that is such a good story. I really can't pick "one part" that I liked the best. But if you were to hold a gun to my head, I would go with the part with the video. I just got off the phone with an armored truck company. They will be arriving in the morning to pick up my back up disk, which I just saved your story on to. There probably won't be much traffic, because I forwarded the police your story, and they agreed to escort the armored truck to its destination. At first the police chief didn't want to help, but then I guided his attention to the incredible video that you embedded along with your story. I mean, the story was good enough. But as soon as I saw the video that went along with it, I called my grandmother, who is blind and has Alzheimer’s disease to tell her. As far as her doctors in the nursing home are concerned, she is cured of all her ailments now that she heard your cool story. She is actually preparing to run the Boston marathon this year now. Thank you OP. Edited August 20, 2012 by Sakeoe 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AG-D.Wright 56 Posted August 20, 2012 You guys are all fucking retarded.OP never..."NEVER" delivers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wordplayuk@gmail.com 101 Posted August 20, 2012 (edited) I've seen a lot of these but this one had me in stitches, on point."Of people WANTING to believe this could happen... Only to have their hopes DASHED because OP thought it'd be funny to troll the forums!"Can somebody please do a "Hitler waits for the '1 Makarov shot takes down a helicopter' video" thingy with the subtitles?Thanks to Fax for requesting it.Really though, who the hell ever thought he wasn't spouting shit in the first place? Edited August 20, 2012 by Criminal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kodabar 71 Posted August 20, 2012 It's not like it's hard to search for videos. I don't know why none of you were able to find it. Tch, internet peoples... 27 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Scrub 56 Posted August 20, 2012 A million beans to you my friend! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boozer (DayZ) 0 Posted August 20, 2012 It's not like it's hard to search for videos. I don't know why none of you were able to find it. Tch, internet peoples...That was amazing and made my afternoon. The video is pretty legit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas 5195 Posted August 20, 2012 It's not like it's hard to search for videos. I don't know why none of you were able to find it. Tch, internet peoples... Obviously fake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kodabar 71 Posted August 20, 2012 Obviously fake.“One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious, as in It's a nice day, or You're very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright?” 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zarniwoop 1193 Posted August 21, 2012 Duh these humans eh ?? :P good to see another hitchhiker on here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toilet 204 Posted August 21, 2012 (edited) Griff it's time to concede defeat, we have all been trolled by OP. If he is legit and does actually have the video it will end up on the forums/youtubes eventually. I can't believe so many people have given him beans without the video though.. Tsk tsk.I think I am going to go through every thread he has posted on and harass him for the video, seems fair to me. Edited August 21, 2012 by Toilet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoRegrets 495 Posted August 21, 2012 Hahaha ... Epic Video ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
griffinz 2816 Posted August 21, 2012 Griff it's time to concede defeat, we have all been trolled by OP. If he is legit and does actually have the video it will end up on the forums/youtubes eventually. I can't believe so many people have given him beans without the video though.. Tsk tsk.I think I am going to go through every thread he has posted on and harass him for the video, seems fair to me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hugo (DayZ) 6 Posted August 21, 2012 It's not like it's hard to search for videos. I don't know why none of you were able to find it. Tch, internet peoples... This looks shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mastiff (DayZ) 42 Posted August 21, 2012 Problem is, if I deliver, then the OP can't deliver.The OP will never deliver, it is up to you to show this forum what delivering is all about. Deliver like you've never delivered before, for one mans delivering is another mans delivery. Deliver it good son, deliver it good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bullet Catcher 7 Posted August 22, 2012 “One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious, as in It's a nice day, or You're very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright?”For this post, you sir have my beans, I need to re-read them books, been too long Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clintbet 0 Posted August 22, 2012 I'll quit smoking until OP delivers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadOnDrugs 10 Posted August 22, 2012 (edited) Ok, I know we're all waiting for some epic makarov on helicopter action, but I've decided to help keep you entertained while you get your torches and pitchforks ready for OP's bum. Enjoy this awkward ride from the coast to Elektro. Edited August 22, 2012 by DeadOnDrugs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
proven 19 Posted August 24, 2012 (edited) OP trying to fake the video Edited August 24, 2012 by proven 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tatatito 14 Posted August 25, 2012 This looks shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.No, it looks post office. I can tell from the post and from seeing quite a few post offices in my time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
