You're playing too much Dayz if...

[Cluckles 26]

When camping you try to hide tents inside foliage.

When you stare at town buildings with binoculars, and subsequently become a well-known peeping tom.

[CerebralZombie (DayZ) 151]

I've never picked up a tin can in the game though, so why in real life?

[BuddyMcFriend 30]

You're playing too much DayZ if... wait, you can actually stop playing such a great game? What's wrong with you?

[syncmaster (DayZ) 63]

I can spot wildlife like a pro now.

I almost wrecked my car when I spotted a rabbit running in someone's yard. I was on my way to get dinner and was starving.

[Flatline 32]

I move my left hand instinctively towards the push-to-talk button before talking to my girl. True story.

[Anton17 97]

Walk up to a supermarket and get scared shitless thinking everyone walking around it is an infected zombie.

Catch a reflection of yourself wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses and think you're back in the game.

Feeling as though you have to keep looking around in fear of being taken out by a sniper.

[Whackow 3]

If you climb mount everest to see if there's a camp up there.

[MRJOEYBON 18]

When you bring your sniper rifle to the beach to camp the fresh spawns.

[Kurukururin 11]

When you fall asleep after a day/night of gaming and a few hours later wakes up crouching by the fridge in the kitchen realizing ive been sleepwalking half asleep/half awake because i was pretty sure i saw someone looking at me from behind the couch in the bedroom with an AK, so i got out of bed in this insomnia kind of state scared shitless, running inside the kitchen and trying to alt+f4 to get out of the game/wake up, realizing im not holding a keyboard. After that you become a bit more awake, grabs a red bull from the fridge and swears never go to sleep again/never going go to green mountain at night again.

True story :( After that i started to play a little less, and trying to avoid night servers.

[nikolai_au 21]

You see a fuel tanker and think "cool somewhere to fill my jerrycans"

happened yesterday driving along, gave myself a break from dayz last night.

[Thug Nasty 7]

you masterbate till blood comes from your penis

[NFK 102]

...you break your leg and then go the emergency room saying, "No really, all I need is a shot of morphine."

[MAD MEN 1]

When before using stairs, you grab your pockets making sure you have a morphine auto-injector ready.

[peacemonkclan acheron 2]

When you stock your car with food water and camping supplies along with other survival gear before setting out for work in the morning.

True story, i packed my emergency survival kits and stashed them in various places.

-also when you seriously start to consider buying more than enough ammo and swat gear.

[RECphantom 31]

You get together with your family and decide you aren't properly prepared for a zombie apocalypse!

[Leaper229 3]

u dont use any light source at night any more

[Chris <3 25]

Gutted my friends dog "dude chill, had low blood"

Legs broke when I got out of bed.

try putting an axe in my pocket.

[Askar 177]

When you see someone out of the corner of your eye and start shouting "I'm a medic! Don't shoot! I can help you!"

No? Just me?

[ahyokata 15]

...When you take your dog out at night holding a shotgun and a .45 on your hip.

...and an AR15 slung to your chest.

Edited July 30, 2012 by ahyokata

[bofadeez 2]

I had to ride the bus for an hour to a part of town I've never been to before to get a new driver's license the other day. On the way, the bus passed a large, tall grey industrial building (I think it's some kind of grain silo, but I dunno) that looks just like the big factory in the middle of Cherno. Before I even realized what I was doing, I was scanning the top of it for snipers.

[broguenz 333]

You hear flys buzzing and the occasional Z growl ..miles away from your computer.

You recon suitable loot location on the way to work each morning.

[Askar 177]

I had to ride the bus for an hour to a part of town I've never been to before to get a new driver's license the other day. On the way, the bus passed a large, tall grey industrial building (I think it's some kind of grain silo, but I dunno) that looks just like the big factory in the middle of Cherno. Before I even realized what I was doing, I was scanning the top of it for snipers.

I've actually been doing that recently. I scour rooftops and horizons for possible snipers whenever I'm in public transport or walking.

[octopos 26]

When I was awaking , in limbo( not dreaming but not waked) , and heard birds and the noise of leaves moved by wind.. and thought: "Uhuu! Lucky! It isn't night in this server!!"

True story...

Edited July 30, 2012 by octopos

[Bucketheadtwo 0]

You see a big two door barn and think "Man, I bet there's an Enfield or an axe in there."

[garglemouth64@yahoo.com 11]

When the entirety of your wal mart trip is spent in the canned foods section and the hunting and sporting goods section.