UPDATED DAILY: I'm Issuing a Warning to Any Snipers

[CLewis 31]

Today I have been able to walk in to Cherno, with my head held high. I fear snipers no more, and thats all thanks to you.

[Torby 9]

Well, yeah. I mean, what else am I supposed to do?

I desperately want to know how my weener stacks up to OP's.

You have my beans, good sir. To go with that huge weener.

[ZombieSpecialist 144]

Today I have been able to walk in to Cherno, with my head held high. I fear snipers no more, and thats all thanks to you.

You're probably on my server.

[ZombieSpecialist 144]

Also, I don't assume that you lot should know this, but I don't have a weiner.

[Kerbo 198]

Snipers, I'm still coming for you. And getting more fucking experience as each day goes by. My hunger for you grows.

So you're not hanging around on the Cherno factory roof shooting nooblets with your AK any more? That's where I killed you the other day. Could have been another by the same name I guess... Any way, best of luck on your quest!

[ZombieSpecialist 144]

So you're not hanging around on the Cherno factory roof shooting nooblets with your AK any more? That's where I killed you the other day. Could have been another by the same name I guess... Any way, best of luck on your quest!

If only my sniping spot was as open as this :)

[Vellarain 73]

Also, I don't assume that you lot should know this, but I don't have a weiner.

http://images2.wikia...0/03/Varys3.jpg ?

Edited July 29, 2012 by Vellarain

[bezki 31]

i just got sniped once in 200hours in dayz. i still want to thank you OP. i love you.

[CraftZ49 18]

If only my sniping spot was as open as this :)

It's funny because that spot is not open at all unless you are a moron who does anything put prone there or sit on the edge the entire time.

[Torby 9]

http://images2.wikia...0/03/Varys3.jpg ?

That one made me roll on the floor for a second.

[Vellarain 73]

That one made me roll on the floor for a second.

Only for a second?

[Deviant (DayZ) 43]

To OP, Pics / Videos or it didn't happen. You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?

[Torby 9]

Only for a second?

There's dust down there.

[dubscheckem 13]

There's dust down there.

hahahaha

I giggled IRL.

[Doomlord52 62]

Aw man. I gotta get me a sniper, this sounds like a fun challenge.

[TheStoryteller01 12]

dayz maybe a fine zombie survivial game, but it does the job of an installation to study human behaviour even better.

Not taking sides, just getting the popcorn....

[Vellarain 73]

dayz maybe a fine zombie survivial game, but it does the job of an installation to study human behaviour even better.

Not taking sides, just getting the popcorn....

From my perspective, everyone is a sociopath on DayZ.

[ZombieSpecialist 144]

dayz maybe a fine zombie survivial game, but it does the job of an installation to study human behaviour even better.

Not taking sides, just getting the popcorn....

I agree.

[DemonGroover 8836]

At last a true gunslinger.

[Vellarain 73]

At last a true gunslinger.

No proof of this yet.

[CLewis 31]

Was this your work? http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/48515-death-of-a-legend/

[ramatakahn 38]

For too long, my worry is not zombies within major cities, but snipers who's only joy in the game is killing people. Often they won't go for their loot which demonstrates how they only want to kill humans for the fun of it - despite what many of them lose in gear.

So I'm issuing a warning... wherever I am, in any server the snipers in Cherno will be brought to justice. I will wait, and wait, and wait, and wait in darkness (or a gillie suit) and pursue you. I can't do it alone, but I hope to kill enough so they stop - at least on that server. If there are none, I will move server, and find you.

If I kill you from long distance: again, I will wait. I will wait until you foolishly try to regain your gear and BANG you're dead again. When I reach the top of the roof and skilfully crawl up behind you, make no mistake about it - I WILL say in direct communication "Stick this up your arse you little prick!" before I blow your brains out.

Snipers, I'm coming for you.

UPDATE:

I have good news for all of you.

So far I have DESTROYED 14 snipers in Cherno in the past day. Two have come back for their stuff, only to be killed again.

It's almost like I'm one with the grass. And do you know what? I was prone when someone ran past me... I thought "I'm running low on food here..." and instead of getting an EASY kill, I ran into the city to get food/drink. I felt bad for even thinking it... but then my sniping abilities improved after this.

Also, I've saved 3 people from definite death. One guy was only about 30 metres in from of me, zigzagging like hell getting sniped. It only took me 5 seconds to find the sniper on a building, scoped in and killed the fucker.

The guy who I saved stopped... and this might be wishful thinking but he looked at me for a split second laying down on the grass and it was almost like he thanked me.

I've server hopped 8 times in order to find them, and believe me I have.

Snipers, I'm still coming for you. And getting more fucking experience as each day goes by. My hunger for you grows.

UPDATE:

If you are in Cherno: stay there. This will be good. If you think you are safe in another city killing innocents, it will only be a matter of time until the number of snipers in Cherno on a three hour basis drops below 0.33, to the point where I move city. If you are in the area I move to, count yourself already dead.

UPDATE:

Hmmm, two things that are wrong with this post.

a) To assume that the only reason you kill people with a sniper is because you "know they would've shot me the minute they saw me" is a ridiculous presumption. Not only because a lot of people ARE friendly, but because it's not "kill or be killed" it's you just killing. It's not as if you see someone from afar and think "they will kill me so I should kill them". You will never meet.... you could avoid them. Ridiculous statement.

Number two, I love and hate how you said "would enjoy the challenge of a fair fight" - I don't think you would, because chances are you would die - you're only used to killing people who are innocently running along and who cannot fight back.

I was recently watching a tiger documentary, and ones accused of man-eating were kept in prisons. But a millionaire wanted to free them into the wild, and did. But some tigers got so accustomed to being fed dead meat, they would probably die in the wild because they would have lost most ability to hunt. This is the same situation, you're so used to killing people who a) very likely cannot fight back B) are an easy kill. So tell me, what do you do when you come up against someone who isn't easy to kill and are very capable of fighting back? You become the tiger who starved to death.

Some one is stuck on themselves.

Also, I've been killed by more non snipers then snipers, and no most people are NOT friendly and the few times I have tried to be friendly and merciful I've paid for it with a hatchet or bullet in my back.

[peacekeep3r 0]

so basically you are just another sniper in cherno? whats the point?!

sounds like all snipers are just hunting noobs. hell no - ALL snipers are counter sniping and "noob hunting" all the time.

you are not better then those guys you are one of them.

and... thats good. i also have alot of fun sniping in and around the citys. but why create a funny thread about how you are hating all the others?!

[DemonGroover 8836]

I just camped the Elecktro fire station and sure enough a sniper pops into position atop of it. I gave the guy plenty of time but once he proned on top, sniper rifle out, i had to take the shot.

Shame i missed. :D

[Cluckles 26]

OP loathes sniping and therefore kills snipers by sniping. Hypocracy?