CraftZ49

Maybe because it's a game and most males enjoy playing video games?

There was a Bear Grylls on the server I play that hacked and crashed a helicopter with all of his hacker friends in. I enjoy their loot.

"Free" threads in a nutshell

There are almost 1 million different people that play DayZ, and you are trying to find a specific user?

You are digging your own grave.

When you see a red roof and think "A barn!"

Let me guess. You run over the tent, and don't save it? Good job, you just duped the item.

It's funny because that spot is not open at all unless you are a moron who does anything put prone there or sit on the edge the entire time.

What does the server mean by "dysync testing"? Are we going to see the server return any time soon? Stable, that is. I managed to get in for about 2 minutes until it restarted.

It's a great place to loot, and awful for snipers due to the lack of taller areas. Some sniper tried to kill me and my friend there. Missed every shot.

Nothing is more amusing than shooting someone with a Lee Enfield the second before they alt-f4. Bitch got what was coming.

"Oh, looks like it's night time, I'll turn up my brightness and gamma now" *sudden arm twitch* *clicks respawn* "..." If you really need it, run into a pile of zombies.

Armed with anything, hatchet/crowbar if they get close.

So here I am, sniping armed players in Cherno that shoot others, when suddenly my friend dies. About 5 minutes later the shooter comes for the body and I kill him. The shooter disconnects from the server and we don't think about it after. My friend gets back to where we were and gets his stuff back. About 10 minutes later, someone suddenly appears next to us and starts shooting my friend, not me, who was right next to him. I kill him and my friend lives. It was the same person as before. When he went unconscious I told him "And this is what you get for being a ghost." And then he bled out.