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UPDATED DAILY: I'm Issuing a Warning to Any Snipers

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I counter snipe in Cherno all the time, just park your ass on one of the hills and stare at the factory roof.

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I'm sure they are all quaking in their little tightie whities.

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I counter snipe in Cherno all the time, just park your ass on one of the hills and stare at the factory roof.

I understand, but this will be like no attack you, or any "ordinary citizen" can formulate. This will be a calculated assault on EVERY GODDAMN SNIPER IN DAYZ, PERIOD.

However, if you're on a roof taking pictures of beautiful Cherno, your life will be spared ;)

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Yeah I remember the OP. IIRC I slapped him with a 7.62 nato in the chest on the office complex but mighta been the fire station. They always have to stop and look at something.......

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Yeah I remember the OP. IIRC I slapped him with a 7.62 nato in the chest on the office complex but mighta been the fire station. They always have to stop and look at something.......

It was neither of the above. You're talking bollocks. Well yeah, I have to stop and look at something because you know, there's stuff to look at. Do you expect me to zigzag through the entire map endlessly? Never looking at anything?

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Camping snipers taking on camping snipers.. Oh the sweet irony

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I'm about to go on a barbwire, sandbag, and tank trap rampage. Anywhere where server hoppers frequent or snipers like to hide are about to get much more dangerous.

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Camping snipers taking on camping snipers.. Oh the sweet irony

yeah, its the same as whiners whining about whiners lol.

@OP, see you on the Battlefield, btw, i snipe in cherno because it seems like alot of noobs dont know what north is, and think that cherno and elektro are the only 2 cities in the game, so yeah, now i will head to cherno and show them they should have moved north.

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For too long, my worry is not zombies within major cities, but snipers who's only joy in the game is killing people. Often they won't go for their loot which demonstrates how they only want to kill humans for the fun of it - despite what many of them lose in gear.

So I'm issuing a warning... wherever I am, in any server the snipers in Cherno will be brought to justice. I will wait, and wait, and wait, and wait in darkness (or a gillie suit) and pursue you. I can't do it alone, but I hope to kill enough so they stop - at least on that server. If there are none, I will move server, and find you.

If I kill you from long distance: again, I will wait. I will wait until you foolishly try to regain your gear and BANG you're dead again. When I reach the top of the roof and skilfully crawl up behind you, make no mistake about it - I WILL say in direct communication "Stick this up your arse you little prick!" before I blow your brains out.

Snipers, I'm coming for you.

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. ... I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

Something like that?

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It was neither of the above. You're talking bollocks. Well yeah, I have to stop and look at something because you know, there's stuff to look at. Do you expect me to zigzag through the entire map endlessly? Never looking at anything?

And the Darwin Award goes to.....

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The above logic makes no sense. The difference is that they're camping to kill friendlies, or people who are NEW to the good. I'm camping to kill the people that kill innocent guy's trying to learn how to play the game.

And "whiners moaning about whiners" makes no sense either. I'm not complaining that they're killing friendlies, and then going on a rooftop and killing friendlies. It's a totally different scenario you fail to comprehend.

And yeah, Liam Neison should have gotten quoted, I agree.

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And the Darwin Award goes to.....

You'll have to forgive me, not only is sarcasm impossible to detect on the interwebz, but some people would genuinely have said something as ridiculous as you without joking :)

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What happens when you accidently counter sniper a fellow counter sniper? Do you feel unimaginable guilt?

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What happens when you accidently counter sniper a fellow counter sniper? Do you feel unimaginable guilt?

Good question. I'm assuming that if that does happen I'll never find out about it... so no guilt. Majority of them will be arseholes, I'm going with that :)

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What happens when you accidently counter sniper a fellow counter sniper? Do you feel unimaginable guilt?

Nah, when two counter snipers are operating individually, there's an unwritten law that states they will both happen to look at the other at the exact same moment. They will then kneel, do an extended (sometimes as much as two or three kilometer) air-brofist, and then return to their duty.

If there are three? Well, one of them just gets fucked.

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For too long, my worry is not zombies within major cities, but snipers counter snipers who's only joy in the game is killing people snipers. Often they won't go for their loot which demonstrates how they only want to kill humans snipers for the fun of it - despite what many of them lose in gear.

So I'm issuing a warning... wherever I am, in any server the snipers counter snipers in Cherno will be brought to justice. I will wait, and wait, and wait, and wait in darkness (or a gillie suit) and pursue you. I can't do it alone, but I hope to kill enough so they stop - at least on that server. If there are none, I will move server, and find you.

If I kill you from long distance: again, I will wait. I will wait until you foolishly try to regain your gear and BANG you're dead again. When I reach the top of the roof and skilfully crawl up behind you, make no mistake about it - I WILL say in direct communication "Stick this up your arse you little prick!" before I blow your brains out.

Snipers Counter snipers, I'm coming for you.

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