Got executed naked.

[Doyle McPoyle 77]

I saw two guys and tried running away. they broke my leg then executed me. I had nothing.

[Snort (DayZ) 340]

I saw two guys and tried running away. they broke my leg then executed me. I had nothing.

We're sorry to hear that...what do you want us to do about it?

[texcat11 11]

So tell me again how you were naked?

[evkol001 34]

Im not sorry to hear that... because its just funny for me to hear those storries from people posting it on forum

[DemonGroover 8836]

Were there any banjos playing? Did one of them make you squeal like a pig? Do you have a purdy mouth?

[xwhitemousex 67]

Why did you bother running?

Press escape, press respawn.

Problem sorted and you cheat them of whatever satisfaction they must need to compensate for other issues.

/shrug

[Pathfinder (DayZ) 47]

Sucks. Better luck next life.

[stripes 92]

Welcome to the apocalypse

[Doyle McPoyle 77]

So tell me again how you were naked?

my game was glitched. all i had on was a hat. i should've posted this in the stories section. My fault.

[Regiee 5]

Hahaha, this is standard. Easy targets are easy targets :P

[Doyle McPoyle 77]

Hahaha, this is standard. Easy targets are easy targets :P

u jerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[DeltaElite121 16]

Kinda mad I wasn't invited, honestly.

[MeatAbstract 47]

Yeah, tha' rite boi...take it off now, take it all off *strokes gun barrel up and down your cheek*

[Regiee 5]

u jerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I know right, haha :P

[zenatsu (DayZ) 96]

I came into this thread expecting a story about being killed with no cloths and being throughly raped.

I am dissapoint.

[01da 218]

I came into this thread expecting a story about being killed with no cloths and being throughly raped.

I am dissapoint.

I expected screenshots.

[Barronism 88]

Good, if you had nothing. That means you lost nothing.

A few days ago i was in elektro and all i had was an axe. I ran around screaming WORT WORT WORT. A few people tried shooting at me so I ran into a building and found a 9mm. I ran back into the school house and shot both of them. All while Screaming Wort Wort Wort over direct chat.

Some times having nothing leads to the best of luls.

[Enemy11 (DayZ) 16]

That's funny OP, because I saw two guys and tried running away. they broke my leg then executed me. I had nothing.

[spankimus 71]

Who else are we supposed to have target practice on? Gotta get that MLG quick scope skill down.

[[email protected] 125]

I expected a video to be honest, not happy.