Doyle McPoyle 77 Posted July 20, 2012 I saw two guys and tried running away. they broke my leg then executed me. I had nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snort (DayZ) 340 Posted July 20, 2012 I saw two guys and tried running away. they broke my leg then executed me. I had nothing.We're sorry to hear that...what do you want us to do about it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
texcat11 11 Posted July 20, 2012 So tell me again how you were naked? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evkol001 34 Posted July 20, 2012 Im not sorry to hear that... because its just funny for me to hear those storries from people posting it on forum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted July 20, 2012 Were there any banjos playing? Did one of them make you squeal like a pig? Do you have a purdy mouth? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xwhitemousex 67 Posted July 20, 2012 Why did you bother running?Press escape, press respawn.Problem sorted and you cheat them of whatever satisfaction they must need to compensate for other issues./shrug Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pathfinder (DayZ) 47 Posted July 20, 2012 Sucks. Better luck next life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stripes 92 Posted July 20, 2012 Welcome to the apocalypse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doyle McPoyle 77 Posted July 20, 2012 So tell me again how you were naked?my game was glitched. all i had on was a hat. i should've posted this in the stories section. My fault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Regiee 5 Posted July 20, 2012 Hahaha, this is standard. Easy targets are easy targets :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doyle McPoyle 77 Posted July 20, 2012 Hahaha, this is standard. Easy targets are easy targets :Pu jerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaElite121 16 Posted July 20, 2012 Kinda mad I wasn't invited, honestly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MeatAbstract 47 Posted July 20, 2012 Yeah, tha' rite boi...take it off now, take it all off *strokes gun barrel up and down your cheek* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Regiee 5 Posted July 22, 2012 u jerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1I know right, haha :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zenatsu (DayZ) 96 Posted July 22, 2012 I came into this thread expecting a story about being killed with no cloths and being throughly raped.I am dissapoint. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
01da 218 Posted July 22, 2012 I came into this thread expecting a story about being killed with no cloths and being throughly raped.I am dissapoint.I expected screenshots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barronism 88 Posted July 22, 2012 Good, if you had nothing. That means you lost nothing. A few days ago i was in elektro and all i had was an axe. I ran around screaming WORT WORT WORT. A few people tried shooting at me so I ran into a building and found a 9mm. I ran back into the school house and shot both of them. All while Screaming Wort Wort Wort over direct chat.Some times having nothing leads to the best of luls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enemy11 (DayZ) 16 Posted July 22, 2012 That's funny OP, because I saw two guys and tried running away. they broke my leg then executed me. I had nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spankimus 71 Posted July 22, 2012 Who else are we supposed to have target practice on? Gotta get that MLG quick scope skill down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ripbabyg@hotmail.co.uk 125 Posted July 22, 2012 I expected a video to be honest, not happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
