My name is Dr. Phil, and I'm here to help you.

[Unibek 2]

I was running around for 2 hours looking for food... I have 3 canteens of water and all I could find was soda. ><;

[Doyle McPoyle 77]

I was running around for 2 hours looking for food... I have 3 canteens of water and all I could find was soda. ><;

heh, found a lot of food at the supermarket but two dead bodies

[Caviano 287]

[suggestive and off topic. Removed. Direct complaints/questions/rants towards Ubi]

[EDIT: I'M WEARING A WHITE SHIRT GOD DAMN IT.]

This may or may not work.

-MONSTER

This was unexpected, and is a win. I love boobs. All shapes and sizes and colors.

Good job ma'am. Lovely.

Edited July 27, 2012 by UbiquitousBadGuy

[Caviano 287]

This isn't a thread about me anyway.

-MONSTER

It was the second you posted a picture of yourself.

[Doyle McPoyle 77]

This was unexpected, and is a win. I love boobs. All shapes and sizes and colors. Except large overly-nipply ones. Too much for one mouth to handle.

Good job ma'am. Lovely.

pedo.

[Unibek 2]

pedo.

yeah... she did say she was 14 in that picture didn't she.... lol

[UndeadAssassin 23]

BEANS FOR ALL!!! :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :emptycan: :emptycan: i already ate some :P

[M O N S T E R 599]

Phil, I have on in my possession a healthy supply of blood packs, morphine, food and drink. If you do need some supplies - don't be afraid to ask.

-MONSTER

[zenatsu (DayZ) 96]

Dr. Phil,

Why do parents try to explain sex using 'the birds and the bees'? Birds and bees cant mate togeather!

~Zenatsu

Edited July 22, 2012 by zenatsu

[Beanus 61]

I am less of a doctor, I collect items and if someone asks for something, I would gladly give them it (If I have it of course) and I would probably never open fire on someone unless I was attacked first.

[zenatsu (DayZ) 96]

[suggestive and off topic. Removed. Direct complaints/questions/rants towards Ubi]

[EDIT: I'M WEARING A WHITE SHIRT GOD DAMN IT.]

This may or may not work.

-MONSTER

This was unexpected, and is a win. I love boobs. All shapes and sizes and colors.

Good job ma'am. Lovely.

I've seen that pic on /b/

Almost won the 'miss camwhore' award I think.

Google my friend, google.

Edited July 27, 2012 by UbiquitousBadGuy

[M O N S T E R 599]

I've seen that pic on /b/

Almost won the 'miss camwhore' award I think.

Google my friend, google.

Wait what? I was on that stupid 4chan site? WTF? Hang on, I'm going to PM you.

-MONSTER

[krtshv 362]

I've seen that pic on /b/

Almost won the 'miss camwhore' award I think.

Google my friend, google.

Monster is a girl, thank you very much.

[Doyle McPoyle 77]

Phil, I have on in my possession a healthy supply of blood packs, morphine, food and drink. If you do need some supplies - don't be afraid to ask.

-MONSTER

Awesome, but I'm fairly stocked up thank you.

Dr. Phil,

Why do parents try to explain sex using 'the birds and the bees'? Birds and bees cant mate togeather!

~Zenatsu

I assume it's a Caucasian thing because I've never received that talk and only see it in movies.

I am less of a doctor, I collect items and if someone asks for something, I would gladly give them it (If I have it of course) and I would probably never open fire on someone unless I was attacked first.

Be sure to tell others that but from a distance. I've tried helping others and they would always end up shooting me for no apparent reason. Guy never got his transfusion.

[Dr. Cocks 5]

Just making sure that you know I'm here to help as well. I get squeamish around other people, but if you can contact me, I'll be more than happy to help out.

[BlksnshN 127]

I'm going to be on in a little while and I could use a blood transfusion and some matches. Do you guys ask for goods in trade?

[Doyle McPoyle 77]

I'm going to be on in a little while and I could use a blood transfusion and some matches. Do you guys ask for goods in trade?

No(or at least not me), if you still need help send a PM.

[BlksnshN 127]

No(or at least not me), if you still need help send a PM.

Thanks, but I actually just got killed, I ran all the way to Starry and I was on my way back to camp, stopped next to a lake to get water, and BOOM HEADSHOT. lol.

[M O N S T E R 599]

I just went through Starry, Novy, NW & E Airfields and through many other cities and found nobody. Very creepy. Maybe they all turned into zombies?

-MONSTER

[Unibek 2]

I just went through Starry, Novy, NW & E Airfields and through many other cities and found nobody. Very creepy. Maybe they all turned into zombies?

-MONSTER

And this is which server? Sounds safe... I like safe.

[M O N S T E R 599]

And this is which server? Sounds safe... I like safe.

US195 - though normally there is always somebody at the NW Airfield and Starry. Makes no sense.

Anyway, how goes the helping Phil?

-MONSTER

[Doyle McPoyle 77]

US195 - though normally there is always somebody at the NW Airfield and Starry. Makes no sense.

Anyway, how goes the helping Phil?

-MONSTER

It's going alright I suppose. Tried helping a guy(his location could've been anywhere) but he ended up bleeding out. Tried helping out another guy but his friend helped him first. Still waiting on some other people. Maybe i'll be able to save them this time.

[scarecrowq 26]

This sounds great and I wish you the best of luck. As a new player myself I aspire to one day be able to help people myself. I remember my first encounter with a person; He stood there and said nothing, then I said "friendly?" over the mic. Apparantly he wasn't.

[Doyle McPoyle 77]

This sounds great and I wish you the best of luck. As a new player myself I aspire to one day be able to help people myself. I remember my first encounter with a person; He stood there and said nothing, then I said "friendly?" over the mic. Apparantly he wasn't.

happens very often unfortunately. Glad to see you're a nice person!

[scarecrowq 26]

:D Yeah, I've realised that by now. But I did meet one nice chap that saved me from a couple of bandits and fixed my leg up, asking nothing in return.