kaylo 11 Posted July 13, 2012 this is badass, i would love to piss blood on faggy theater kid's dead bodies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Comrade Sniper 3 Posted July 13, 2012 This is a fucking amazing idea, it needs to be in the game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoak 27 Posted July 13, 2012 Can you shit your pants? Would that attract Zeddie or make him ignore you? Will the retail game come with a 'Scratch & Sniff' card? Stay tuned... :huh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uberwolfe 25 Posted July 13, 2012 (edited) I find, rather disturbingly, that someone has put WAAAYYY too much thought into this..Like others have said, this adds nothing to the game and I can think of about 279 other features that DayZ would be better off with than this system.I appreciate the effort gone into this, but no. Just no. Edited July 13, 2012 by uberwolfe 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234Darkmaster 3 Posted July 13, 2012 (edited) First of all i would like to say this thread made my day. Second, OP is a troll. Third, I don't like the idea. Edited July 13, 2012 by 1234Darkmaster 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FReX 1 Posted July 13, 2012 Thats fucking fun, but idea is bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IzYouFaggot 4 Posted July 13, 2012 This only made sense if you could shit into a bag and throw it to distract zeds and paint the area with shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daizy 2 Posted July 13, 2012 First upcoming thought I had: Good for what? =) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kovalhuk 19 Posted July 13, 2012 It's a troll suggestion! Brilliant! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kovalhuk 19 Posted July 13, 2012 (edited) ......15. Shit IS lethal. If you eat it, you WILL die. The entire server will get a message saying that "player x has eaten their own shit" or "player x has eaten player y's shit" in commemoration of your bravery.16. If another player eats your shit, it counts as a murder on your part so be careful of where you shit (unless you're into that kind of thing, you kinky bastard)Feedback is welcome.Why, haha?Because this. Edited July 13, 2012 by kovalhuk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yukimare 10 Posted July 14, 2012 i will never feel clean down where the sun dont shine ever again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SnR 16 Posted July 14, 2012 I want to be able too lick my screen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JESUSARIUS REX (DayZ) 163 Posted July 14, 2012 this is useless imo, but hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jetao2008@hotmail.com 175 Posted July 14, 2012 (edited) You like to shit/piss in computer games?Try this http://thesims.comGood luck! Edited July 14, 2012 by Fenrig Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gaidoon 19 Posted July 14, 2012 (edited) This thread brings me laughs Edited July 14, 2012 by Gaidoon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atom Quark 437 Posted July 14, 2012 And if you slip on a turd you break your leg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Jacques Serrault 37 Posted July 14, 2012 No, please no. For God's sake it's a game, not reality. Don't ruin the fun just for pissing and shitting. X( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josh225 129 Posted July 15, 2012 Well i got a good laugh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Betty Black 0 Posted July 15, 2012 Great ideas. I suggest that if you get constipated and take a dump there's a chance you break a bone and start bleeding from your ass! It will simulate your destroyed and shattered asshole and you'll need bandage and morphine to heal the spincher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Betty Black 0 Posted July 15, 2012 (edited) The 'take a shit' hotkey should be a PRESS AND HOLD button, so you'll only be shitting while holding the button down. If you repeatedly tap the shit button you'll only shit out small 'dots' like morse code. This will also make it possible to write messages in the middle of the roads and stuff like that, like- "don't shoot I'm friendly"......This is BRILLIANT! Edited July 15, 2012 by Betty Black Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nexerius 0 Posted July 15, 2012 Well, it would be good against campers/bandits. They have to get away for a few minutes to do their business, and that makes other people safe to walk.Its not really a bad idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lllewqer 4 Posted July 15, 2012 I loved the idea, especially the idea of pissing blood and drinking it to restore blood. It is realistic enough, but if we could piss blood in an empty blood pack, then transfuse that blood, it would be way better. (Sorry if this was suggested before, don't have the time to read 7 pages) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
