1hr 17min hatchet chase

[eegore 23]

So I'm crawling near Balota and I tell this guy with a hatchet:

"I have no gun man, you're safe"

This of course means "come chop me into pieces" so he runs after me. I take off running and about halfway across the map I decide to see how long he will do this.

I run in a tight circle, 8-10 meter diameter with the whoosh of the axe cutting the air behind me. After a while I decide to hit the timer on my ipod and listen to a lecture I had recorded.

With a ball bearing on my W key to autorun I ran in circles for 1 hour and 17 minutes, the full length of my recorded lecture and this guy chased me the entire time. In circles.

All I can imagine is that he wanted to see how long I would run and I wanted to see how long he would chase.

Still is kiling someone really worth that much hassle? He did eventually run off after saying "Fuck you" in German.

[funky_mish 75]

this is hilarious! You, sir, are a hero.

Though I wonder why he didn't just stand still in a spot you keep circling round to and swing until you ran into his axe.

[eegore 23]

Well I was just slowly turning my mouse wit one hand so the circle wasn't perfect.

Probably more of a jacked-up oval, we were all over an open area by the time it was done.

[Greasymullet 7]

Haha I cant imagine wasting an hour ingame trying to kill a guy who had no gun to begin with.

[Smokeydubbs 0]

I laughed pretty hard at "He did eventually run off after saying "Fuck you" in German."

What an asshole though. I would be pretty upset after an incident like that.

[eegore 23]

Haha I cant imagine wasting an hour ingame trying to kill a guy who had no gun to begin with.

Yeah right?

I really wonder if he had a stopwatch running also. Or a ball bearing on his run key.

[KWilt 157]

I would pay cans of beans to watch this.

Anybody up for the sport?

[ultimateburger 0]

Generally, slaughtering players who don't have weapons is a waste of effort. This guy chasing you around was a grade A moron.

[teih 36]

Though I wonder why he didn't just stand still in a spot you keep circling round to and swing until you ran into his axe.

Because that would require atleast one active brain cell to figure out.

[syncmaster (DayZ) 63]

Best Dayz story ever. Seriously name any other game where something like this would happen.

[Techercizer 82]

I can't believe he couldn't catch you; it should be a simple matter of cutting the corners off of your turns to close that distance in minute at most.

[Hinaru 96]

Generally' date=' slaughtering players who don't have weapons is a waste of effort. This guy chasing you around was a grade A moron.

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These guys make me angry. You spelt it right - just a fu**ing moron. (I:

[coolboynaked 0]

most likely: this never happened

[m.w. vindicator 880]

what a jerk. I had an axe once and i helped this guys with nothing!

[ThomasTheCreeper 9]

most likely: this never happened

+1

[Brownee 6]

most likely: this never happened

I'm gonna go with this one.

[rick57@gmx.de 38]

I'm proud *salute*

[disastersoldier 8]

This was me :D

[lvg 1690]