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An apple plucker tool. Like this one: http://imgur.com/gallery/bjzGMLk

 

Would increase probability of getting apples from a tree, possibly scaling with the item state. Can be wielded and worn as a melee weapon.

 

Easy + useful + plausible = awesome.

 

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I'm not an apple plucker,

I'm an apple plucker's mate,

I'm only plucking apples,

'cos the apple plucker's late.

 

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Well...it is original....and since we have a meat tenderizer, why not.

 

Beans OP, Beans.

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good on you OP didn't know this tool existed, good idea and the buffs you suggested sound plausible. hope it gets added.  

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Can you use it on someone's balls? This could be a very interesting tool for modding + bambi torture. Reset Character + Force survivor model: female! ;)

 

I know my logic is crude, but hey - just for laughs!

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Can you use it on someone's balls? This could be a very interesting tool for modding + bambi torture. Reset Character + Force survivor model: female! ;)

 

I know my logic is crude, but hey - just for laughs!

 

Not crude at all - that's what torture looks like in an improvised environment. In the first (i think) Bond movie with Craig, he got worked on his balls with a big ol' rope, sitting on a cut up wicker chair. One of the most painful scenes ever. And that wasn't even out of improvisation - just for fun.

 

I think - without stretching this topic too far - this will always be the problem limit of a truly "realistic" game: the human ability to improvise.

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