Apocrypha8 54 Posted April 10, 2015 So I was playing my first 1PP life since the new update, and i was about 5 hours into gameplay and I have had some really great luck, I found multiple pairs of handcuffs, the new hunter jacket, ttsko pants, high cap vest, ammo, a pickaxe, a RAK, a magazine for my rak, and a bunch of other shit and life was good. Here's where it all gets messed up... I was starving, orange hunger for a long time, out of curiosity, i dug a plot and planted a seed, and it said I found a worm. Obviously in real life you won't die from eating one worm and I was dying of hunger, so i said yolo and ate it. "I have a funny taste in my mouth", FUCK MY LIFE. I made a mad scramble searching far and wide for antibiotics to no avail. The closest thing to me was a medical station, and after a google I tried to purge. I found enough food to live, and then I found a fountain and purged twice, each time the sick status went away for a few minutes then came back. It came back red and I was getting red status messages, I knew my life was drawing near to its end. As I am about half way to the clinic, I get bumraped by two zombies with kung fu and spray my smg at them because of lack of time........It was too late... I was bleeding profusely, with a single bullet left in my firearm. I knew this was the time. I pressed F11, looked down the barrel of my PM-73 and pulled the trigger... The end 12 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MadWookie 573 Posted April 10, 2015 Bravo, BRAVO, BRAAVVVOOOOO! 10/10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conrad_The_Comrade 577 Posted April 10, 2015 I usually shoot my beautiful noggin whenever I'm reeeaaaaallly far inland and my bf dies on me. Cause like, I don't have the patience to go back AND find him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IgnobleBasterd 161 Posted April 10, 2015 Lucky finding handcuffs? I find handcuffs and keys everywhere in police stations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Munson_fry (DayZ) 312 Posted April 10, 2015 (edited) Dont eat Worms didnt ur mommy told you that?cool Story btw. Edited April 10, 2015 by Munson_fry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin Candie 189 Posted April 10, 2015 What a heart-warming story.A solitary tear came down my eye at the bumraping part.We need blood and gore on the walls and floors though. I want to be able to recreate the event in my mind after I find a messy scene. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jex 1104 Posted April 10, 2015 Just keep eating and drinking when your sick and you'll get through it - don't puke, that doesn't help at all according to a post a month or 2 ago on here. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Excanto 336 Posted April 16, 2015 Gasp! What a story. I made it back to my body with the backpack I dropped next to me with all the stuff I had found in it and there was 3 zombies that had killed me hanging around and I imagined a few flies buzzing around me as well. Bang Bang I shot them down and a few more spawned and I succumbed to freezing when I was reloading..oops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Volcanogod 28 Posted April 17, 2015 I have lived through worm poisoning before i doubt it would have killed you unless your blood was real low. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emuthreat 2837 Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) I have lived through worm poisoning before i doubt it would have killed you unless your blood was real low.WORM POISONING?!?!? No. Such. Thing. IRL: eat worms all day, no problemo. Bad DayZ, bad! edit: on a related note, add "grub hoe" tool PLZ Edited April 17, 2015 by emuthreat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
