Um... I'm not sure what to say... i'm afraid.

[maxotaur 135]

I haven't been on my PC in a while, following this, i haven't been on DayZ, i spawned in a forest at about 1am and it was pitch black, when i turned my torch on i saw a man in a top hat wearing a black coat waist high in the ground moving very...very.. slowly toward me with his legs being glitched under and map and only being able to see a torso. I'm afraid to play again.

[therandomredstone 432]

Are you serious?

[CornProducts 315]

But then you realized that none of those items are in game, you didn't actually see it, and that your computer wasn't even on.

[therandomredstone 432]

And you realize that you were not even in your house, not even planet earth. Aliens abducted you while you were sleeping and you are currently in space playing in a simulator that the aliens are using to find out if humans are worthy of existence. You're cowardness has costed us our salvation. And you shall burn in the depths of hell.

[thewire 88]

crazy paddy!

[maxotaur 135]

Yes, i took a screen shot but it only came out black. I called my brother to come see it and he saw the hat of doom.

[BleedoutBill 1636]

... i spawned in a forest at about 1am and it was pitch black, when i turned my torch on i saw a man in a top hat wearing a black coat waist high in the ground moving very...very.. slowly toward me with his legs being glitched under and map and only being able to see a torso. I'm afraid to play again.

Hey, maxotaur!

 

Hey man, wake up!

 

Wake up, you're having a bad dream!!!

[CornProducts 315]

Yes, i took a screen shot but it only came out black. I called my brother to come see it and he saw the hat of doom.

 

Does your brother also tend to download hacks for games registered to your steam account?

[S3V3N 1402]

Patch 0.44 - Mad Hatter now implemented into Dayz.

[LoveAffair 329]

You wouldnt log into a forest , You say you havent been on Dayz so your character must have surley been reset in the character wipe. You would be on the coast in most cases. This can not be true Mad Hatter :P

[gannon46 788]

lay off the mushrooms bro they are bad for your mental health and top hats would be cool we need some class in dayz

[Wookieenoob 191]

You wouldnt log into a forest , You say you havent been on Dayz so your character must have surley been reset in the character wipe. You would be on the coast in most cases. This can not be true Mad Hatter :P

 

another player who doesn't actually play (y)

[cash81 506]

It was the monopoly guy.

[maxotaur 135]

You wouldnt log into a forest , You say you havent been on Dayz so your character must have surley been reset in the character wipe. You would be on the coast in most cases. This can not be true Mad Hatter :P

Actually, you say that, but i wasn't wiped, i was still in the forest next to cherno, the one near the appartments, that was months ago... Although im dead now... i kept the same fully geared character, btw the hat didn't kill me, i got shot. 

[maxotaur 135]

http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dayz.gamepedia.com/thumb/2/2f/Soviet_Army_Hat.png/240px-Soviet_Army_Hat.png?version=e15ba679f0fae71bed417cd295e6eba7

 

It was a black one of these i think but it looked very tall. But i haven't read about these in the patch notes or anything?

[LoveAffair 329]

Was it this guy :P

[cash81 506]

damn peanut allergies have killed thousands! lol

[S3V3N 1402]

http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dayz.gamepedia.com/thumb/2/2f/Soviet_Army_Hat.png/240px-Soviet_Army_Hat.png?version=e15ba679f0fae71bed417cd295e6eba7

 

It was a black one of these i think but it looked very tall. But i haven't read about these in the patch notes or anything?

 

Hmm, I know you can paint most of the helmets. Perhaps it's possible to paint the hats too? (I've never tried)

You might also have been victim to a gfx bug that "paints" all textures black. I sometimes have that happen in my inventory list, but not actually on characters. But I've read it has been an issue for some people. It's really weird your character didn't get wiped in the update, but perhaps you were playing on a private shard? Also: I really want a top hat now :)

[BCBasher 2465]

Hmm, I know you can paint most of the helmets. Perhaps it's possible to paint the hats too? (I've never tried)

You might also have been victim to a gfx bug that "paints" all textures black. I sometimes have that happen in my inventory list, but not actually on characters. But I've read it has been an issue for some people. It's really weird your character didn't get wiped in the update, but perhaps you were playing on a private shard? Also: I really want a top hat now :)

 

Didn't the private hive characters get wiped by accident in a recent patch too? This sound like the bigfoot sightings in San Andreas when it first came out. 

[maxotaur 135]

I 1000% wasn't wiped, i last played with my friend on december 30 and we still were in the same location, well, he died but his character he came to meet me with was still there, although all he had was a spade but i was fully geared. 

[Jonah_Hobbes 171]

And you realize that you were not even in your house, not even planet earth. Aliens abducted you while you were sleeping and you are currently in space playing in a simulator that the aliens are using to find out if humans are worthy of existence. You're cowardness has costed us our salvation. And you shall burn in the depths of hell.

 

Nah those ancient aliens first visited us to help the Egyptians build the Pyramids, you know when DayZ was still in Alpha? They've come back to check on the games progress. Just ask this guy.