xundeadbanx 6 Posted March 21, 2015 I found myself in elecktro one day and reliazed it had all been looted and i was on the brink of starvation and killed two people! I realized i had a knife and prepared them into a feast but i had to keep eating on! I am a cannibal! jk i went unconscious and died to zombies. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fg45rr1 16 Posted March 21, 2015 haha... Super funny.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red_Ensign 990 Posted March 21, 2015 damn I was hoping you had recipes. mine always come out dry. maybe if I stick a beer can up them like you do for chicken... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xundeadbanx 6 Posted March 21, 2015 Sticking a beer in a dead human will prove to be tasty I can assure you that. Make sure you bash it real good with a sledge hammer to tendorize the meat to perfection. This will give every bite the best chew! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tobias winfro 305 Posted March 21, 2015 Well I'm sure there was a Rasputin Kvass somewhere, it would have done the trick. Also human meat works good with rice, makes a good stirfry. If you had some spices we could make gumbo too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted March 21, 2015 What a twist. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angry-Beaver 2 Posted March 21, 2015 I find the ribs taste best, also less fat on them. You can easily rip apart one side of the ribs, and cook them up, I do recommend BBQ sauce or anything equivalent to that to give it a bit more of a zing taste, and the meat comes right off easily too. Afterwards, you can sharpen the bones to use for whatever purpose you need. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Minion 943 Posted March 21, 2015 (edited) Some people have to eat human to survive. The rest... know there is a world away fom the coast. Edited March 21, 2015 by Evil Minion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilgrim* 3514 Posted March 23, 2015 Some people have to eat human to survive. The rest... know there is a world away fom the coast. "There is no hunting like the hunting of man,and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it,never care for anything else thereafter."Ernest Hemingway - but I don't think Ernest said anything about 'gumbo' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ColdAtrophy 1850 Posted March 24, 2015 This thread made me think of something. If you are a new spawn being chased by a deranged, coast camping cannibal, how cool would it be if you could set improvised traps? The Malay Man-Catcher from "The Most Dangerous Game" comes to mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xundeadbanx 6 Posted March 25, 2015 Making human gumbo with potato a zucchini and yellow squash with some chicken broth then you add the meat so it would be chicken beef gumbo! Then pull out the charro beans on a fire. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angry-Beaver 2 Posted March 25, 2015 Making human gumbo with potato a zucchini and yellow squash with some chicken broth then you add the meat so it would be chicken beef gumbo! Then pull out the charro beans on a fire. STAAAHHHPPP you are making me hungry! haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xundeadbanx 6 Posted March 28, 2015 (edited) OK apparently if you eat a human which I tried last night you get sick and die. There is a way to avoid sickness via charcoal tablet or, it has to be cooked but when I did it was just damaging the Human steak. So when I first ate the steak I decided to find someone else so that I can play my most cannibalistic charade. As soon as I thought about finding someone I did I literally just turned around and spotted someone whom had been knocked out by someone and stripped of his clothing. He then took revenge against his attacker and killed him vie fist fight. I then came along an said " Hey man, why did you kill him? (he explains) well I totally agree with what you just said. Oh, by the way I have some food for you and its cooked too. Here take it." He looks down and just stays very still and then I think by this time he knew what was going on. I immediately killed him with my axe and told him I was about to feed him to others and dogs. He must have listened to all of it cause I checked his pulse and he was there on all my three check ups! I think I conveyed well the act of a cannibal. So I think he in a way was able to experience the game in a way where he was just like dude some guy just ate me. He was most definitely immersed in the game. It too was my first experience as a cannibal so It was awesome! Bon appetite :beans: Edited March 28, 2015 by xundeadbanx 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raBit. 79 Posted March 28, 2015 I got 6 people to kill them selves with the same Knife. shoot them in the legs with a shot gun, breaks legs without making them bleed. I dropped a knife for them and told them that I was not a killer but I needed to eat human flesh. I told him that I did not want there deaths on my conscious. they would refuse... then I would explain that I would just wait here with them, if they made a splint I would just break there legs again. 50 man server in cherno Yes you can surivie the "sick" you just have to keep eating food and drinks. stay bright green hydrated and bright green energized. Brigth green healthy if you can.... ive survived at least 6 times being sick, watching my friends go unconscious around me. yes cooking is bugged, you need a tri pod and pot to cook meat. it does not say "raw meat" or "cooked meat" (not sure if that's what they say)but the meat will change to the cooked picture on the screen. you just have to watch it. if not it will burn it. here is 1 of the 6 people Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
