I kind of did something...unspeakable

[bfisher 561]

Started playing again after a bit of a hiatus.  After getting slightly injured by a zombie, I stopped to bandage myself in a firehouse in Cherno.  So some wiseass bonks my character on the head and knocks him out.  He's talking shit and I have no idea what this a-hole is going to do next.

 

I come to and I guess he's not paying attention so I smash his face in with some brass knuckles, knocking his ass out.

 

That would have been fine I suppose...but then I kind of...chopped him up with a machete and ate him.

:(

 

 

 

[yazar8 584]

Bon appétit.

Edited February 5, 2015 by Yazar8

[HeXedMinD (DayZ) 39]

Its a man eat man world.

[lordopeth 274]

Did he give you a cold shoulder?

[LoveAffair 329]

Did he give you a cold shoulder?

HAHAHAHA....

[Death By Crowbar 1213]

That would have been fine I suppose...but then I kind of...chopped him up with a machete and ate him.

:(

Hey man, you've gotta survive any way you can, right?  :beans:

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

[sachad 1016]

You make a mistake, you get turned into steak.

[sleepy1 1]

I read your story and thought to myself, rather disturbingly, that what you did was quite a normal thing to do. Hope you seasoned that tender flesh with some roasted seeds.

[IkaikaKekai 1957]

Well...only thing I probably would have done differently is not ate him...still would have cut him up into little bits though.  Probably left a note next to the pile of meat...

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

You make a mistake, you get turned into steak.

 

I see what you did there.

[archamedes 238]

i had a chinese for dinner, surprised me actually, came in large portions

[Ubernaut 297]

Well...only thing I probably would have done differently is not ate him...still would have cut him up into little bits though.  Probably left a note next to the pile of meat...

Big Mike has the right idea. Gotta send a message.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

i had a chinese for dinner, surprised me actually, came in large portions

 

Some mu shu pork?

[ChainReactor 922]

Some mu shu pork?

 

Bambi Goreng

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Bambi Goreng

 

Cream of someyoungguy?

[dethsupport 110]

I carry potatoes in my pack on the off chance my next dinner comes waltzing along and I have enough time to interact before my character's crying/laughing fit sends them running.

[NoPaEr10 50]

[LoveAffair 329]

I see what you did there.

                   

[bfisher 561]

Sadly I died a short while later in the Balota ATC tower.  Apparently, people are very quick to rush to judgment when encountering a guy in a worn welder's helmet and tattered crimson overcoat wielding a machete and giggling like a crazy person.

[CJFlint 357]

Some mu shu pork?

mu shu pork is awesome! That sauce...alone and those flap jacks filled with goodness!

Edited February 5, 2015 by CJFlint

[Sanguise 6]

mu shu pork is awesome! That sauce...alone and those flap jacks filled with goodness!

mu shu long pork!