Whats the first thing you do when you spawn at the Beach?

[Freshmen 28]

Lick battery, tear shirt, throw away pants.

 

 

 

Ok i'll try again:

Make a stone knife and check for nets if fisher boats are around. Grab 1-2 food drinks and head to military base or car wreck yards

[muddyraccoon 176]

Find nearest abandoned warehouse

 

gather snacks for friends

 

gather glow sticks

 

Break many glow sticks

 

Fill warehouse with snacks and glow sticks

 

DubStep through mic

 

Wait for friends to arrive

 

Build signal fire

 

Wait a while longer

 

Eat some snacks and dance alone

 

Break more glow sticks.  They just can't see them, right?

 

Wonder why nobody came

 

Anger-cry while singing Ellie Goulding

 

Clean up warehouse

 

Go to bed early

 

 

 

 

DayZ is seriously depressing for my avatar.

 

TL;DR = OP, just stay on the beach.  It's a beach.  Nothing but lonely raves inland.

[fcbm 27]

Die by a fag with esp and speedhacks.

[Tactical Nuke 47]

Improvised knife then suicide.

I hate coastal spawns.

[Grimey Rick 3417]

Whats the first thing you do when you spawn at the Beach?

I press "W".